Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
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OpulentBob said:
The above ramblings of IT spods annoy me beyond reason.
WGAF if it's a LAN address or a code port or a USB or an omnifroggle. Take it to the geeky IT spod area of the forum you speccy virgins.
Thank you. WGAF if it's a LAN address or a code port or a USB or an omnifroggle. Take it to the geeky IT spod area of the forum you speccy virgins.
This will be rocketing back into the Top 10 of today's vocabulary. It has been approximately 20 years since it has featured in the Top 50.
jmorgan said:
Supermarket cons. Put the small jars of sauce out for £2 in the usual place. Then hide the larger same sauce around the corner for £1.30
I eat a lot of M&M's, I think it's an addiction.They do this a lot with these, 'treat bag', 'grab bag', 'share bag' etc.
This biggest bag is usually on offer for half the price of the smallest bag and contains twice as many?!
rolex said:
I walk into a caff and there's one free table. I'm standing at the counter ordering my egg and chips and a couple walk in. The chap joins the queue and the woman goes and sits at the free table. I'm seething inside! Get off my fecking table you queue jumping b
h!
This also annoys the hell out of me h!
rolex said:
I walk into a caff and there's one free table. I'm standing at the counter ordering my egg and chips and a couple walk in. The chap joins the queue and the woman goes and sits at the free table. I'm seething inside! Get off my fecking table you queue jumping bh!
Which is similar to the woman standing in the middle of the only vacant parking space in the car park. and when you politely tell her to move out of your way, tells you that she is waiting for her husband with the car.h!cuprabob said:
rolex said:
I walk into a caff and there's one free table. I'm standing at the counter ordering my egg and chips and a couple walk in. The chap joins the queue and the woman goes and sits at the free table. I'm seething inside! Get off my fecking table you queue jumping bh!
This also annoys the hell out of me h!Ted2 said:
The solution to this problem is to put some of your own items down on the table so that if anyone does try that trick you can point out that you are already sitting there. A newspaper or coat/bag will suffice, even a set of cutlery would do.
I do that sometimes but I feel guilty cuprabob said:
Ted2 said:
The solution to this problem is to put some of your own items down on the table so that if anyone does try that trick you can point out that you are already sitting there. A newspaper or coat/bag will suffice, even a set of cutlery would do.
I do that sometimes but I feel guilty 
. rolex said:
I walk into a caff and there's one free table. I'm standing at the counter ordering my egg and chips and a couple walk in. The chap joins the queue and the woman goes and sits at the free table. I'm seething inside! Get off my fecking table you queue jumping bh!
Sit opposite her. Tell her she smells nice and you like (blondes/brunettes whatever) because it reminds you of your last girlfriend whose grave you still visit. h!She'll soon move.
Tyre Smoke said:
rolex said:
I walk into a caff and there's one free table. I'm standing at the counter ordering my egg and chips and a couple walk in. The chap joins the queue and the woman goes and sits at the free table. I'm seething inside! Get off my fecking table you queue jumping bh!
Which is similar to the woman standing in the middle of the only vacant parking space in the car park. and when you politely tell her to move out of your way, tells you that she is waiting for her husband with the car.h!I’ve been alone, and got in the queue for a coffee and a sandwich, when a couple, or a family have come in, one has sat down and put bags and coats on some seats, while one has joined the queue.
When I’ve got my stuff, and left the cash register, I’ve looked around, and if there’s no other empty seats, or even if there was one where other people are eating, believing it not right to ask if I could join them, I’ve just gone to a table with no food on it, where an interloper is seated.
When they inevitably say, “That someone’s seat”, I politely reply, “Yes, it’s mine”, they then protest that their husband/wife/friend is in the queue.
Still politely, I say, “When they get served, they can do what I did, and look for an empty seat.”
Sure, I get the stink-eye, water off a duck’s back, but what am I supposed to do, stand around juggling a coffee and a sandwich in the middle of a cafeteria while they hog an empty table?
As for the liberty taker in the car park, I’d FEEL like just taking the space, she’d soon move, but if they’re thick enough to think that holding a parking spot is O.K., they’ll likely be thick enough to key your car.
Rthe use of the word run/running.
It's become common to use the words/running about cars.
Yes, you run an XYZ 123 but it doesn't run a certain type of tyre or BHP or carb or whatever.
I've read on various threads on here recently where one idiot said he ran a particular mobile phone. Another pollock said he ran a Panny such and such TV.
Tossers desperate to sound cool. Sad.
It's become common to use the words/running about cars.
Yes, you run an XYZ 123 but it doesn't run a certain type of tyre or BHP or carb or whatever.
I've read on various threads on here recently where one idiot said he ran a particular mobile phone. Another pollock said he ran a Panny such and such TV.
Tossers desperate to sound cool. Sad.
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