Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED
Author
Discussion

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

219 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Just use a normal checkout till and ask the nice person for the change in a way you would prefer. It's much less stresfull and helps them keep employed. Win - win!
That's fine - except the checkout operators are now expected to ask you 20 questions at each visit and hold a full scale conversation - all in the name of 'good customer service'.

To me - good customer service is:

1. Fast
2. Efficient
3. Polite

In that order.

If spending loads of time on 3 is inhibiting 1 and 2 - that's not good customer service to me. The person actually being served might enjoy the attention - but what about the 4-5 people in the queue behind?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
We've been waiting for this post since the clocks went back. I think you win this year!

Cotty

39,544 posts

284 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
fluffekins said:
When using a self service checkout and the change is in the smallest denominations possible.
You could just use a debit card and therefore not receive change.

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

247 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
Because automatic......?

DRFC1879

3,437 posts

157 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
Shakermaker said:
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
We've been waiting for this post since the clocks went back. I think you win this year!
Glad someone beat me to it then. It's been winding me the fk up this week.

A few years ago I'd been to see Donny Rovers having their arses handed to them at Wycombe and it took an hour to get out of the car park. At times the queues didn't move for ten minutes or so and the dozy bint in front of me sat with her foot planted on her brake for the duration. I got out and tapped on her window asking as politely as I could in the circumstances if she'd mind awfully engaging her handbrake as I was going blind behind her. She had a massive flap, stalled the car (yes, she must've also been in gear all the time!) and promptly stood back on her footbrake. The .

shakotan

10,702 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
TTmonkey said:
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
Because automatic......?
Not always, I see plenty of people who drive manuals who sit in queues on the footbrake.

Having an automatic isn't an excuse anyway, that's what the hand/e-brake and/or Park is for.

glenrobbo

35,266 posts

150 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
Shakermaker said:
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
We've been waiting for this post since the clocks went back. I think you win this year!
What do I win? A pair of welder's goggles? cool

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Rich_W said:
fluffekins said:
When using a self service checkout and the change is in the smallest denominations possible.
This! I wanted 20p back for use in our work coffee machine. What did I get? 10 fking 2ps.


Whoever designed this factor of the machine can rot in hell!
"Unexpected coin denominations in change dispenser"?

Just use a normal checkout till and ask the nice person for the change in a way you would prefer. It's much less stresfull and helps them keep employed. Win - win!
Yes. They say that every time a self service till is used, a job is lost forever. (Give or take).

Clockwork Cupcake

74,568 posts

272 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
shakotan said:
Not always, I see plenty of people who drive manuals who sit in queues on the footbrake.

Having an automatic isn't an excuse anyway, that's what the hand/e-brake and/or Park is for.
Even worse is when you know that the car has an e-brake with auto-hold and the driver is literally too lazy / inconsiderate to take their foot off the brake pedal.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
What do I win? A pair of welder's goggles? cool
No, better than that, you win some neck muscles so you can move your head and look in any one of the infinite number of different directions other than the one place that causes you such discomfort.

You know when you are a child and your mum says "don't look directly at the sun?"

Well, I'm going to say it about brake lights. Don't look directly at them in traffic. You will be able to tell when they go off and the traffic moves forward as the ambient light will change from scorching red to complete darkness...

But, yes, it IS worth being "annoyed beyond reason" about in the spirit of this thread, even if there is a very simple solution to it wink

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Shakermaker said:
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
We've been waiting for this post since the clocks went back. I think you win this year!
What do I win? A pair of welder's goggles? cool
To be RETINISED. To sit behind a queue of cars with drivers, foot on brake, bedazzling and unwilling or unable to carry out 'handbrake/ neutral' (or N or P ). A modern motoring menace.

phazed

21,844 posts

204 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
Being a relative country lad I probably suffer more than townies. About 10% of the cars around my way insist on using their fog lamps as well as their headlamps. I'm sure this has been moaned about many times before as it is a daily headache!

When all manufacturers use the same switching method as for instance my Mercedes, foglamps cannot be deployed when headlamps are on, (how sensible, how German).

That more than most other things really annoys me, (as I generally lead an unhindered life).

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
fluffekins said:
self service checkout
Does ANYONE have a positive thing to say about those bd hateful things?

RizzoTheRat

25,166 posts

192 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
DaveGoddard said:
fluffekins said:
self service checkout
Does ANYONE have a positive thing to say about those bd hateful things?
Yeah, they're brilliant now that most of the muppets who can't work out how to operate them have given up and go to a standard checkout instead. Usually a much smaller queue and really quick. biggrin

Chris Stott

13,371 posts

197 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
RizzoTheRat said:
DaveGoddard said:
fluffekins said:
self service checkout
Does ANYONE have a positive thing to say about those bd hateful things?
Yeah, they're brilliant now that most of the muppets who can't work out how to operate them have given up and go to a standard checkout instead. Usually a much smaller queue and really quick. biggrin
This.

The ones in my local Waitrose are brilliant smile

captain_cynic

12,008 posts

95 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
RizzoTheRat said:
Yeah, they're brilliant now that most of the muppets who can't work out how to operate them have given up and go to a standard checkout instead. Usually a much smaller queue and really quick. biggrin
Yep, love a self service checkout. Possessing the miraculous ability to follow simple verbal and written instructions, its much faster than lining up behind the cantankerous people who complain about them at a normal checkout.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
OK, everything's been iconic and what do we have now? fking stunning, that's what. Grrrfff!

phazed

21,844 posts

204 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
RizzoTheRat said:
Yeah, they're brilliant now that most of the muppets who can't work out how to operate them have given up and go to a standard checkout instead. Usually a much smaller queue and really quick. biggrin
A bit like bus lanes, nearly always completely empty during the times that you can use them.

I actually quite like them!

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Shakermaker said:
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
We've been waiting for this post since the clocks went back. I think you win this year!
What do I win? A pair of welder's goggles? cool
No, a trip to the opticians to sort your lousy eyes out

DJFish

5,921 posts

263 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
quotequote all
glenrobbo said:
Shakermaker said:
glenrobbo said:
Now that the dark evenings are back with us, I get REALLY annoyed at drivers who sit at junctions/ traffic lights/ in queues with their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal causing their bloody high intensity high level led brake lights to burn out your retinas when you are behind them. When the line starts to move off, your night vision is ruined and you can't see a bloody thing!
aholes!

Talk about seeing red, I truly feel like going and punching them in the face. ranting
We've been waiting for this post since the clocks went back. I think you win this year!
What do I win? A pair of welder's goggles? cool

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED