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I can't do that because of business needs = I won't allow that perfectly reasonable request because I'm petty and need to be seen to be in charge
Well we'll certainly consider that = completely ignore it
I had to stop in to talk to another Manager before coming onto the floor = I was late to work, although don't you dare clock in a minute late because I'll dock you 15 minutes pay for it.
Well we'll certainly consider that = completely ignore it
I had to stop in to talk to another Manager before coming onto the floor = I was late to work, although don't you dare clock in a minute late because I'll dock you 15 minutes pay for it.
Negative Creep said:
I can't do that because of business needs = I won't allow that perfectly reasonable request because I'm petty and need to be seen to be in charge
I often say "it's not what I want, it's what the business needs." Does this mean people talk about me behind my back?cookmysock said:
stumbled across this on Linkedin written by some moron in response to a poorly written article a bout how to turbo charge a meeting. It is just pure drivel
...I support the views that all companies should be investing in new innovation capital competitive advantages so as to developing new products/ services/ designs/ markets/ business/ equity and culture via the creative industries worldwide i.e. global new business opportunities exist to innovate and maximise corporate values and benefits - new business innovation could be outsourced and licensed to investors worldwide for profits via brand extension models = new financial innovation...
Surely the writer must have been taking the mickey?
Looks like an ongoing out of control human resources issue....I support the views that all companies should be investing in new innovation capital competitive advantages so as to developing new products/ services/ designs/ markets/ business/ equity and culture via the creative industries worldwide i.e. global new business opportunities exist to innovate and maximise corporate values and benefits - new business innovation could be outsourced and licensed to investors worldwide for profits via brand extension models = new financial innovation...
Surely the writer must have been taking the mickey?
Balmoral said:
"Houston, we have a challenge..."
I worked in a place where we had to call them "Opportunities to excel". The one that really gets me is the inappropriate use of "yourself" or "myself" in emails. It always signifies that I will be shaking my head in disdain before I've finished reading it.
jonamv8 said:
Can we scramble the jets?
We r not an airline, no do we own or rent any planes.
Just ask us to do it as quickly as we can
that's a lot of scrambling! The synergistic multiplicity approach you have taken will create an innovative culture to provide solutions so we can all reach the strategic goals we aspire too. We r not an airline, no do we own or rent any planes.
Just ask us to do it as quickly as we can
either that or you will get motion sick from all the flying.
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