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Scabutz said:
Got an email yesterday saying this.
"Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
It’s review time. Although a decent manager would have regular conversations with you. "Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
Mr E said:
Scabutz said:
Got an email yesterday saying this.
"Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
It’s review time. Although a decent manager would have regular conversations with you. "Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
jet_noise said:
Mr E said:
Scabutz said:
Got an email yesterday saying this.
"Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
It’s review time. Although a decent manager would have regular conversations with you. "Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
br d said:
jet_noise said:
Mr E said:
Scabutz said:
Got an email yesterday saying this.
"Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
It’s review time. Although a decent manager would have regular conversations with you. "Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
Hey Guys,
Your super cool review progress is ready.
Love you
DoubleD said:
Scabutz said:
I have just been invited to a PULSE meeting. Do I need to take a heart rate monitor?
Will it be full of bean counters?"Additionally, in line with Go to Market we have established a UK requirement to focus a collaborative approach for this fundamental business activity. "
This it means we are gong to work with some other people.
Some great stuff from Gus Hedges in Drop the Dead Donkey - from the 90s:
Let's keep kneecapping the opposition.
We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload.
Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?
Well, butt-kickers, what's cooking?
Coach, if I could input into your mental mainframe for a moment...
Morning talent base. Are the afterburners on full thrust? You bet.
Yes, well, publicity-wise this is a rather regrettable gonads-in-the-guillotine situation.
Are we nuking the opposition news busters? Terrific.
Morning, mountaineers. Climbing the north face of newsmaking again are we? Terrific.
Let's operate a zipped-lip scenario on this one.
George, can we pool our brainspaces in a centre of excellence?
Anyway, heads down, chins up, chests out, terrific, well played team.
Quality stress dissipation opportunities here.
Let's keep kneecapping the opposition.
We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload.
Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?
Well, butt-kickers, what's cooking?
Coach, if I could input into your mental mainframe for a moment...
Morning talent base. Are the afterburners on full thrust? You bet.
Yes, well, publicity-wise this is a rather regrettable gonads-in-the-guillotine situation.
Are we nuking the opposition news busters? Terrific.
Morning, mountaineers. Climbing the north face of newsmaking again are we? Terrific.
Let's operate a zipped-lip scenario on this one.
George, can we pool our brainspaces in a centre of excellence?
Anyway, heads down, chins up, chests out, terrific, well played team.
Quality stress dissipation opportunities here.
AstonZagato said:
Some great stuff from Gus Hedges in Drop the Dead Donkey - from the 90s:
Let's keep kneecapping the opposition.
We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload.
Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?
Well, butt-kickers, what's cooking?
Coach, if I could input into your mental mainframe for a moment...
Morning talent base. Are the afterburners on full thrust? You bet.
Yes, well, publicity-wise this is a rather regrettable gonads-in-the-guillotine situation.
Are we nuking the opposition news busters? Terrific.
Morning, mountaineers. Climbing the north face of newsmaking again are we? Terrific.
Let's operate a zipped-lip scenario on this one.
George, can we pool our brainspaces in a centre of excellence?
Anyway, heads down, chins up, chests out, terrific, well played team.
Quality stress dissipation opportunities here.
Gus was a fool we laughed at. It was written as comedy.Let's keep kneecapping the opposition.
We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload.
Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?
Well, butt-kickers, what's cooking?
Coach, if I could input into your mental mainframe for a moment...
Morning talent base. Are the afterburners on full thrust? You bet.
Yes, well, publicity-wise this is a rather regrettable gonads-in-the-guillotine situation.
Are we nuking the opposition news busters? Terrific.
Morning, mountaineers. Climbing the north face of newsmaking again are we? Terrific.
Let's operate a zipped-lip scenario on this one.
George, can we pool our brainspaces in a centre of excellence?
Anyway, heads down, chins up, chests out, terrific, well played team.
Quality stress dissipation opportunities here.
All of the examples in this thread are people taking this stuff seriously!
PopsandBangs said:
Everything's a bloody "space" now. Market, concept, field, discipline...... all now a "space"
Bore off
That seems to have come from sociology. Bore off
Listen to Thinking Allowed on R4 and interviewees are always talking about subgroups in society and the "spaces" they create/exist in.
Mr E said:
Scabutz said:
Got an email yesterday saying this.
"Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
It’s review time. Although a decent manager would have regular conversations with you. "Follow the link to kick-start the preparation for your conversation cycles. This reflection will help you to prepare for the first of many dialogues with your manager, for feedback and personal growth".
Anyone know what the fk it means? Tried Google translate but that came back with nothing.
However now we have a People Function with a Talent Management Approach, and they have brought in an 'Annual Talent Conversation'.
So I guess it's back to the worthless annual review, but with more bullst. Never mind.
Scabutz said:
deckster said:
HR are terrible for inventing jargon.
Oh yes. "Talent Acquisition Consultant" anyone. Sorry what do you do? I acquire talent, right you're a recruiter, great.HR have all the time in the world to come up with crap jargon as they generally do fk all.
My mate refers to them as Human Remains.
Scabutz said:
HR have all the time in the world to come up with crap jargon . . .
"Human Resources" is itself crap jargon for what we used to call Personnel. Moreover when it was Personnel they recognised they were dealing with people, not a "Resource".p4cks said:
My mate refers to them as Human Remains.
as did we in our time.Surprising that the "man" syllable is still permitted and we don't have to write "Huperson"
Edited by Allan L on Friday 20th September 15:23
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