Management Speak
Discussion
blueST said:
This stuff is just so common I don't even notice it, and can't even properly resist it creeping into my own language. But, encouraged by this thread, today's highlights were "we need to wrestle this issue to the ground" and "Are we in that headspace yet?". In fact using the word "space" to describe some abstract objective or topic area seems to be all the rage at the minute.
Ugh. "Wellness space." fk OFF!Been looking for new accountants and came across these guys...
https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Sixpackpert said:
Been looking for new accountants and came across these guys...
https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Didn't read the detail but they probably describe themselves as a boutique firm.https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Hoofy said:
Sixpackpert said:
Been looking for new accountants and came across these guys...
https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Didn't read the detail but they probably describe themselves as a boutique firm.https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Sixpackpert said:
Hoofy said:
Sixpackpert said:
Been looking for new accountants and came across these guys...
https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Didn't read the detail but they probably describe themselves as a boutique firm.https://mbsaccountants.co.uk/
Turbo Calls and Request a Discovery Call...oh do me a favour!
Or proof readers it would seem.
Scabutz said:
I have just come from the best meeting. Some nuggets:
Pace Layering - nope no idea what it means
My favorite "we are going to synergise and socialise our strategy"
We need to increase our internal cadence
You need to tweak your bullst-meter, or at least do some research. Pace Layering is a perfectly valid reference to a Gartner enterprise model.Pace Layering - nope no idea what it means
My favorite "we are going to synergise and socialise our strategy"
We need to increase our internal cadence
Whether the model is any good is of course up for debate - but it's definitely not just management speak.
The rest is garbage I agree.
Rawwr said:
If my boss says 'holistically' again, I'm going to shank him in the gut.
I came into the Lounge to find something amusing rather than start another piece of work at 4pm on a Friday and that delivered. Cheers.
Someone said they needed to 'socialise' a report in a meeting yesterday. I wasn't the only one to ask what they meant. Apparently it is get informal agreement on the contents from key stakeholders before it is presented formally for a vote. Sort of makes sense I suppose but why not just say: We will show the report informally for checking before putting it to a vote. More words but everybody would understand.
deckster said:
Scabutz said:
I have just come from the best meeting. Some nuggets:
Pace Layering - nope no idea what it means
My favorite "we are going to synergise and socialise our strategy"
We need to increase our internal cadence
You need to tweak your bullst-meter, or at least do some research. Pace Layering is a perfectly valid reference to a Gartner enterprise model.Pace Layering - nope no idea what it means
My favorite "we are going to synergise and socialise our strategy"
We need to increase our internal cadence
Whether the model is any good is of course up for debate - but it's definitely not just management speak.
The rest is garbage I agree.
PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
DoubleD said:
What is Pace layering?
PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
It's really not. Management speak is where you mange every-day words to mean things which are already perfectly well expressed using existing words (hence "increase our cadence" for "speed up").PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
Pace layering is just another way of looking at your systems from an enterprise point of view. You may well think it's a waste of time and meaningless, and you may well be right. But it's definitely not management speak.
deckster said:
DoubleD said:
What is Pace layering?
PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
It's really not. Management speak is where you mange every-day words to mean things which are already perfectly well expressed using existing words (hence "increase our cadence" for "speed up").PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
Pace layering is just another way of looking at your systems from an enterprise point of view. You may well think it's a waste of time and meaningless, and you may well be right. But it's definitely not management speak.
deckster said:
DoubleD said:
What is Pace layering?
PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
It's really not. Management speak is where you mange every-day words to mean things which are already perfectly well expressed using existing words (hence "increase our cadence" for "speed up").PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
Pace layering is just another way of looking at your systems from an enterprise point of view. You may well think it's a waste of time and meaningless, and you may well be right. But it's definitely not management speak.
Scabutz said:
deckster said:
DoubleD said:
What is Pace layering?
PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
It's really not. Management speak is where you mange every-day words to mean things which are already perfectly well expressed using existing words (hence "increase our cadence" for "speed up").PACE Layered Application Strategy Definition. PACE Layered Application Strategy is a methodology to govern software applications through their entire life-cycle in support of evolving business requirements. Pace layered approach has been developed by the advisory firm Gartner.
Sounds like management speak to me.
Pace layering is just another way of looking at your systems from an enterprise point of view. You may well think it's a waste of time and meaningless, and you may well be right. But it's definitely not management speak.
I'm vaguely interested in a job I've seen online. The description sounded a bit floaty though. My suspicions were raised when the ad referred to a 'culture deck', and confirmed when I read the following:
"From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
"From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
ILikeCake said:
I'm vaguely interested in a job I've seen online. The description sounded a bit floaty though. My suspicions were raised when the ad referred to a 'culture deck', and confirmed when I read the following:
"From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
That job could pay 100k a week with a blow job from Scarlett Johansson every monday morning and I would think twice about it after reading that."From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
Scabutz said:
ILikeCake said:
I'm vaguely interested in a job I've seen online. The description sounded a bit floaty though. My suspicions were raised when the ad referred to a 'culture deck', and confirmed when I read the following:
"From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
That job could pay 100k a week with a blow job from Scarlett Johansson every monday morning and I would think twice about it after reading that."From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
I thought that made you go blind!
ILikeCake said:
Scabutz said:
ILikeCake said:
I'm vaguely interested in a job I've seen online. The description sounded a bit floaty though. My suspicions were raised when the ad referred to a 'culture deck', and confirmed when I read the following:
"From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
That job could pay 100k a week with a blow job from Scarlett Johansson every monday morning and I would think twice about it after reading that."From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."
Eh!?
I thought that made you go blind!
I'm sorry buddy but you're going to have to take one for the team and go ahead with this. Looks like a target rich environment for wky speak.
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