Management Speak

[Hoofy]

Scabutz said:

ILikeCake said:

Scabutz said:

ILikeCake said:

I'm vaguely interested in a job I've seen online. The description sounded a bit floaty though. My suspicions were raised when the ad referred to a 'culture deck', and confirmed when I read the following:

"From the beginning we've had clearly defined values. Every Friday at 12pm we have a 30 minute all-hands to retrospect on whether we're getting stronger or weaker at living them."

Eh!?

That job could pay 100k a week with a blow job from Scarlett Johansson every monday morning and I would think twice about it after reading that.

I've just read that one of the seven core values they are looking for is "relentless self iteration".

I thought that made you go blind!

I'm sorry buddy but you're going to have to take one for the team and go ahead with this. Looks like a target rich environment for wky speak.

"target rich environment" Take him away.

[Scabutz]

Hoofy said:

"target rich environment" Take him away.

Damn it.