Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[DickyC]

Yes, but it is only 7.46. There's plenty of scope for improvement.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Morning.

Dog's day; sleep till late . Rise. Stretch. Yawn. Look at owner expectantly. Get fed. Get tickled. Get ears scratched. Wag tail approvingly. Fart in general direction of cat. Go for walk. Run. Chase rabbit over fields. Give owner a good run. Get scolded. Sit looking sad. Get ears tickled again. Sleep. More food. Sleep. Fart in general direction of cat, just to make sure it's still alive. Move closer to fire. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.

Dog day seems not that bad to me.

[pad58]

Morning people, I see TT still has an itch that needs scratching.

[DickyC]

Sometimes, if you leave an itch unscratched, it will go away on its own.

[pad58]

DickyC said:

Sometimes, if you leave an itch unscratched, it will go away on its own.

Bloody irritating if it doesn't.

[ali_kat]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Carmina Burana made me buy Old Spice.

I love Old Spice

[ali_kat]

DickyC said:

Sometimes, if you leave an itch unscratched, it will go away on its own.

I often ignore them & find they go away, bored

[ChemicalChaos]

First time I've managed to get nailed on Valentines Day.....


... a 3" one through my front left tyre, to be precise

[drivin_me_nuts]

ChemicalChaos said:

First time I've managed to get nailed on Valentines Day.....


... a 3" one through my front left tyre, to be precise

Could be worse, you could have had a banana up your exhaust.

[ApOrbital]

Or a well used flange.

[Nik da Greek]

Found the Boy watching a DVD of the Flumps. I didn't even know we possessed such a thing Shouldn't he be watching CGi laserdeathrobotowartransformer stuff?

[pad58]

Just had a heated argument with another butcher over what produces the best pulled pork, he couldn't quite grasp that it doesn't matter as long as you pull your own pork.
I think he needs to calm down to see my pissed take sense of humor.

[hidetheelephants]

Nik da Greek said:

Found the Boy watching a DVD of the Flumps. I didn't even know we possessed such a thing Shouldn't he be watching CGi laserdeathrobotowartransformer stuff?

The Daily Heil gave away DVDs of the Flumps and a load of other perennial child soothers a few years ago, just like they did with B&W war films.

I am suspicious of anyone who can watch the Flumps without unconsciously making mute trumpet noises and playing along with the theme tune.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Sunday 14th February 16:12

[Stinkotanko]

Had a lovely day today, now I'm off to take a young filly for a ride.

[Iva Barchetta]

Ah,this is where you're all hiding....

[Nik da Greek]

Shhh, you're not supposed to see us when we're camoflaged

[Iva Barchetta]

A bright pink onesy is rubbish camouflage....

[Impasse]

But he's hiding in a giant marshmallow.

[Nik da Greek]

That's not a kind way to describe your sister *


* this was a joke. A joke ffs. If she's anything like my sister, that's the kindest anyone's ever been

[Nik da Greek]

Now, I'm not saying my sister's ugly, but when she was a baby, my mum used to feed her with a catapult.

Thankyou. Thankyou all so very much. I'm here all week, cheers