Say what you like about our trannys, they are quality gear. None older than 3 years, regularly washed and scrupulously maintained. Shame they don't make them in Southampton anymore.
If he turns up again smelling strongly of gin and frothing at the mouth when you mention French Maids he may be the one were are trying to locate. Tag him and bag him, we don't need him wandering around lose, there's no telling what he might get up to.