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matrignano

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4,376 posts

210 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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My current go-to shot beverage of choice.

Unfortunately my suit trousers didn't get a choice in the matter and imbibed a copious dose a few weeks ago.
The pants are dark navy so I didn't notice for a good few days. I now have a large, crusty black stain which hasn't budged after two dry cleaning sessions.

The trousers are part of an expensive suit so I'd rather not have to throw it in the bin!

Any ideas chaps?

soad

32,902 posts

176 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Tequila Coffee Liqueur?

Don1

15,950 posts

208 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Soak them?

As for the patron - good choice. I created* the Loco Guinness a few years ago - shot glass 3/4 fill of CP, then float baileys over the top. Looks like a mini Guinness, tastes wonderful.

* never seen it before or after. This was about five years ago?

DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Don1 said:
Soak them?

As for the patron - good choice. I created* the Loco Guinness a few years ago - shot glass 3/4 fill of CP, then float baileys over the top. Looks like a mini Guinness, tastes wonderful.

* never seen it before or after. This was about five years ago?
Aka Baby Guinness.

Don1

15,950 posts

208 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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So it is out there. Cool. smile

Edit - just looked it up. Kahlua instead of Patron, but still a coffee based drink. Dammit. biggrin

Edited by Don1 on Thursday 11th February 16:16

toon10

6,188 posts

157 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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I've not heard of Patron Cafe to be honest but I do love a Baby Guiness. I used to drink these with the other half when staying at her city pad before a night out (and long before our baby was born!). The Vineyard in Newcastle sells them too.

... might have to make one this weekend.

matrignano

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4,376 posts

210 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Yeah guys we all like our tipples, can someone help with my trousers though hehe

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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matrignano said:
My current go-to shot beverage of choice.
I know all these words but somehow when they're put together in this order I have no idea what it means.

matrignano said:
Unfortunately my suit trousers didn't get a choice in the matter and imbibed a copious dose a few weeks ago.
I never ask my trousers opinion or seek to gain their agreement on anything? Did I miss a meeting, should I be talking to my trousers?


matrignano said:
The pants are dark navy so I didn't notice for a good few days. I now have a large, crusty black stain which hasn't budged after two dry cleaning sessions.
Ok... So you've been walking around with a big black stain on your pants (we call them pants up north) for 2 days - Are you a teacher?


matrignano said:
The trousers are part of an expensive suit so I'd rather not have to throw it in the bin!

Any ideas chaps?
Buy some new trousers? Ask on mumsnet?


DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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matrignano said:
Yeah guys we all like our tipples, can someone help with my trousers though hehe
Drink until you don't care about the stain?

Can't the dry cleaners help? With advice I mean?

Bio washing powder?
Vanish?
Baking powder?
Yeast?

More patron cafe over the rest of the suit?

Think I've just bust the question mark key on this keyboard.

soad

32,902 posts

176 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Google how to remove coffee stains. wink

ferrariF50lover

1,834 posts

226 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Bravo, chaps. With a particular nod to Fred, this thread is bloody wonderful.

spikeyhead

17,328 posts

197 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Learn to drink proper beer, not namby pamby stuff

JustinF

6,795 posts

203 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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I have to say we were doing mini-guinness 20+ years ago and we were far from the originators, but XO Cafe is bloody lovely and I never thought I'd say that about something Tequila based.

matrignano

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4,376 posts

210 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Silly me thinking I would get a helpful response in the Lounge!

Let me ask 3 specific questions then, to avoid people going off piste:
- what type of cleaning agent would be effective against coffee tequila stains
- would the above be appropriate for Super 120 wool trousers, and not damage them
- how would you apply such cleaning agent


spikeyhead

17,328 posts

197 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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matrignano said:
Silly me thinking I would get a helpful response in the Lounge!
try mumsnet

matrignano

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4,376 posts

210 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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spikeyhead said:
try mumsnet
What's your username there Kev?

PorkInsider

5,889 posts

141 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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matrignano said:
Silly me thinking I would get a helpful response in the Lounge!

Let me ask 3 specific questions then, to avoid people going off piste:
- what type of cleaning agent would be effective against coffee tequila stains
Fire. Or explosives, maybe?

matrignano said:
- would the above be appropriate for Super 120 wool trousers, and not damage them
Ah. Forget the above idea then.


Matt_N

8,903 posts

202 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Maybe treat the stain as you would red and white wine, splash some tea on it?