A bit council Vol 2

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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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...complete with benefit forms, surround sound and a lifetime supply of tabs

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3799849/Mo...


this isn't about the story, but the adults within it. Just cast your eyes on mum, who is 22 years of age. Just look at the state of her. At 22 you are in the prime of your life and should be beautiful, slim, toned, living life to the full. As for her partner- he's 38 but manages to look 58. Obviously the child has a stupid name: mckenzie, but we knew that would be the case.


This is what I'm on about: just look at the state of society these days: the "sheer sense of entitlement", everything is someone's fault. Why even go to the paper's ? A "normal" person would contact customer services to highlight there may be a perceived problem.

I'd argue the house is filthy and full of animals, a much more likely cause of a rash. Anyway, they'll get their £2.50 back from Aldi.

MWM3

1,764 posts

123 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Putting your washing out to dry and not even owning a washing line.


anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Muslim 'Council'?

SlimRick

2,258 posts

166 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3799849/Mo...


this isn't about the story, but the adults within it. Just cast your eyes on mum, who is 22 years of age. Just look at the state of her. At 22 you are in the prime of your life and should be beautiful, slim, toned, living life to the full. As for her partner- he's 38 but manages to look 58. Obviously the child has a stupid name: mckenzie, but we knew that would be the case.


This is what I'm on about: just look at the state of society these days: the "sheer sense of entitlement", everything is someone's fault. Why even go to the paper's ? A "normal" person would contact customer services to highlight there may be a perceived problem.

I'd argue the house is filthy and full of animals, a much more likely cause of a rash. Anyway, they'll get their £2.50 back from Aldi.
Washing your child with baby wipes rather than running them a bath - council/

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

136 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3799849/Mo...


this isn't about the story, but the adults within it. Just cast your eyes on mum, who is 22 years of age. Just look at the state of her. At 22 you are in the prime of your life and should be beautiful, slim, toned, living life to the full. As for her partner- he's 38 but manages to look 58. Obviously the child has a stupid name: mckenzie, but we knew that would be the case.


This is what I'm on about: just look at the state of society these days: the "sheer sense of entitlement", everything is someone's fault. Why even go to the paper's ? A "normal" person would contact customer services to highlight there may be a perceived problem.

I'd argue the house is filthy and full of animals, a much more likely cause of a rash. Anyway, they'll get their £2.50 back from Aldi.
case of chicken pox me thinks

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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X5TUU said:
DaveGoddard said:
anothernameitist said:
Depends how old the girl is too!
At what age do they graduate to black leggings then? tongue out

And DS - you do realise if you keep mentioning her doing that, people will be asking for pics? wink
Black leggings are the chosen feminine leg wear of our local state comprehensive (looks awful as uniform) ... just be careful!!
Black leggings isn't an age progression thing, it's a thigh girth progression thing. It's for the councilists with severe 'glandular issues' who read somewhere that black is slimming.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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I'd still pull them out of a chubby council bumcrack with my teeth.

I may need to go for a sweaty think this afternoon.

Rosscow

8,787 posts

164 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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OpulentBob said:
I'd still pull them out of a chubby council bumcrack with my teeth.

I may need to go for a sweaty think this afternoon.
laugh

Dog Star

16,159 posts

169 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Just cast your eyes on mum, who is 22 years of age. Just look at the state of her. At 22 you are in the prime of your life and should be beautiful, slim, toned, living life to the full. As for her partner- he's 38 but manages to look 58.
Both of them look older than me (him considerably). I'm 48.

Back in 2009 I worked in my local Job Centre, where I met all sorts of people (never had a single cross word or nasty encounter with a "customer", I might add).

When I was first doing my training and "shadowing" a member of staff interviewing some claimants there was a couple came in. They'd been out of work for years - 20+, it was the worst case I saw. They were looking old and decrepit, and I nearly said to them "well at least you won't need to come in soon as you'll go on to automatic signing" (happens at 60).

Luckily I didn't, and when they'd signed on and gone the lady I was is told me they were 38! They looked a bad 58 - unbelievable. She said it was fairly common with the really really long term unemployed; they age really really fast and this was borne out over the time I worked there, though they were the worst I saw.

Moominho

894 posts

141 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Was working in a council area this week - might be slightly controversial, but apparently artificial grass is council. 6 out of the 13 houses had an artificial lawn. One had it moulded round a hot tub.

Or maybe they managed to find a bulkload out of the back of a van...

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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SlimRick said:
austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3799849/Mo...


this isn't about the story, but the adults within it. Just cast your eyes on mum, who is 22 years of age. Just look at the state of her. At 22 you are in the prime of your life and should be beautiful, slim, toned, living life to the full. As for her partner- he's 38 but manages to look 58. Obviously the child has a stupid name: mckenzie, but we knew that would be the case.


This is what I'm on about: just look at the state of society these days: the "sheer sense of entitlement", everything is someone's fault. Why even go to the paper's ? A "normal" person would contact customer services to highlight there may be a perceived problem.

I'd argue the house is filthy and full of animals, a much more likely cause of a rash. Anyway, they'll get their £2.50 back from Aldi.
Washing your child with baby wipes rather than running them a bath - council/
Definitely. This is cultural soap-dodging.

freakybacon

553 posts

164 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Going back to Holme Wood, the partner of a friend of mine is up in arms because the taxi driver would not take her back to her house the quickest way because it meant driving through Holme Wood. Apparently there are traffic calming measures there. which is where the local chavs lie in wait, to ambush the taxi drivers and rob them, as with bus drivers. Getting to the point where bus and taxi drivers will refuse to enter the estate.

Edit to add- Cab drivers often refer to the estate as "Beirut".

Edited by freakybacon on Wednesday 21st September 14:45

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Dogstar: I have asked ladies over the years, when their babies were due: to be told.......

I'm not pregnant- I'm just fat.

But I know what you mean about looking old, young.

Equally when allocating social housing ( for those that don't know) most bungalows and often careline type linked flats are restricted to those >55 years. Can sometimes be 60.

the amount of people in their late 40's or into their 50's that genuinely argue that they are retired and thus eligable is literally unbelievable. I'll quite happlily say to people- but I don't understand: you're not due to retire until at least your mid-60's- you've at least 20 odd years of work ahead of you......

they just don't get it. Once they get the disability money rolling in, they've hit benefits gold and they're sorted. You can "retire" then in your 40's. Every husband or wife is a "carer". No- it's called being married and looking after your spouse.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Swiss council.

http://tgr.ph/VHmRcn

Rick101

6,972 posts

151 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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I walk among them smash



anothernameitist

1,500 posts

136 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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freakybacon said:
Going back to Holme Wood, the partner of a friend of mine is up in arms because the taxi driver would not take her back to her house the quickest way because it meant driving through Holme Wood. Apparently there are traffic calming measures there. which is where the local chavs lie in wait, to ambush the taxi drivers and rob them, as with bus drivers. Getting to the point where bus and taxi drivers will refuse to enter the estate.

Edit to add- Cab drivers often refer to the estate as "Beirut".

Edited by freakybacon on Wednesday 21st September 14:45
Same in ravenscliffe a few years ago was a no go area.

Rick101

6,972 posts

151 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Just realised I have an Al Jazeera notification in the top corner.
For the Council types, I am not a terrorist and I can prove that by not having a beard.

DaveGoddard

1,194 posts

146 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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V8mate said:
Black leggings isn't an age progression thing, it's a thigh girth progression thing. It's for the councilists with severe 'glandular issues' who read somewhere that black is slimming.
Fair enough, will leave the younger-looking fat council girls well alone then redfaceblah

DavieW

759 posts

109 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Angelina Jolie - single mother with 6 kids - so council......

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/09/21/angeli...
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