A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
one of my electricians has just told me about going into a maisonette.
It was served by 3 flights of external stairs, but then has an internal staircase.
report of no sockets working in a bedroom.
he opened the door........... there was a donkey in the bedroom. ee aw.
decades ago we found a horse 12 flights up in someones flat (in a high rise block).
anyway, we've done this before but exotic pets and generally the keeping of fish in tanks (usually dying in brown sludge) is extremely council.
It was served by 3 flights of external stairs, but then has an internal staircase.
report of no sockets working in a bedroom.
he opened the door........... there was a donkey in the bedroom. ee aw.
decades ago we found a horse 12 flights up in someones flat (in a high rise block).
anyway, we've done this before but exotic pets and generally the keeping of fish in tanks (usually dying in brown sludge) is extremely council.
No council allowed to work on the Gosport Ferry:
Gosport Ferry Job Advert said:
Jeremy Clarke, general manager of the Gosport Ferry in Hampshire, posted the advert for a "yard mate or pontoon boy" which states that the role would also not suit: "Those of a delicate position. Those who enjoy idling.
"Those who are not willing to learn. Those who simply cannot take instruction.
"Those who enjoy non-prescription drugs. Those who drink excessively.
"Those who cannot get out of bed in the morning. Those who do not enjoy the idea of being a sailor.
"Those who are easily bored."
Mr Clarke said that he posted the advert because he was fed up with time-wasters unwilling to carry out the work required.
Source: http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14761618._This_is_..."Those who are not willing to learn. Those who simply cannot take instruction.
"Those who enjoy non-prescription drugs. Those who drink excessively.
"Those who cannot get out of bed in the morning. Those who do not enjoy the idea of being a sailor.
"Those who are easily bored."
Mr Clarke said that he posted the advert because he was fed up with time-wasters unwilling to carry out the work required.
austinsmirk said:
one of my electricians has just told me about going into a maisonette.
It was served by 3 flights of external stairs, but then has an internal staircase.
report of no sockets working in a bedroom.
he opened the door........... there was a donkey in the bedroom. ee aw.
decades ago we found a horse 12 flights up in someones flat (in a high rise block).
anyway, we've done this before but exotic pets and generally the keeping of fish in tanks (usually dying in brown sludge) is extremely council.
My Dad was a joiner for the council back when ah war' ah lad and he and his work mates found a horse in a flat too! It was served by 3 flights of external stairs, but then has an internal staircase.
report of no sockets working in a bedroom.
he opened the door........... there was a donkey in the bedroom. ee aw.
decades ago we found a horse 12 flights up in someones flat (in a high rise block).
anyway, we've done this before but exotic pets and generally the keeping of fish in tanks (usually dying in brown sludge) is extremely council.
The old dear who lived downstairs was complaining that her ceiling was going mouldy so they were sent in to investigate/reboard as needed, they couldn't believe the state of it and when they took the old ceiling down it was apparent that something was making its way from the upstairs flat into the ceiling space and ruining the plasterboard that made her ceiling up. They acquired entry into the upstairs property and there was a horse living in one of the rooms, piss and s
t sodden straw covered the carpeted floor. 
Fleckers said:
Reading some of this stuff I must be council
I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids
Hay ho
About a 3/10 on the Council-O-Meter I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids
Hay ho
Edited by AVV EM on Friday 23 September 23:15
Fleckers said:
Reading some of this stuff I must be council
I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids
Hay ho
Borderline but you can tip it back with a private pension and a decent missus- but tats, a lardarse at home and a car engine on the driveway and you're full blown batsI drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids
Hay ho
t crazy council.
berlintaxi said:
DavieW said:
Any item of leopard print clothing.
Leopard print is like white jeans a clear indicator of a bit of council rough, and there's nowt wrong with that.
It started with leopard-print: The MPs penchant for wearing animal prints is well-known...Mrs May famously wore these kitten heels at the Conservatives’ annual party conference back in 2002
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