A bit council Vol 2
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OpulentBob said:
Austin, that's a disappointing post. I expect more tales of utter councility and facepalm whenever I see you contribute. You are the Jesus of Counciland, bringing your stories to the masses.
no good tales today: although today I've seen a family: 6 children, two of which are called abbilee and Casilee. Just driven past a flat and all of its windows were lined with empty 500ml carlsberg cans. Maybe if he gets enough they'll act as curtains. In hindsight a great picture for the FB You're so council page If anyone watched 999 emergency last night, it discussed domestic violence. A bloke who was being interviewed for thumping his partner had her name in a massive tattoo on his arm. Salianne. I thought of you all and this thread.
Here's a tale from the past. when to see an old chap who some divvy had housed upstairs into a 1st floor flat. he could barely walk. threw his keys out of the window, I let myself in. He's sat in his underpants, on a stool in the kitchen.
he has a crate of 24 tins of stella and a bulkpack of smash.
I ask how's it going ?
what do you f***king think lad, he laughs back at me, gesturing at all he has in life.
Anyway I moved him into an extra care sheltered flat: changed the mad old drunks life for the better.
He had a weird tattoo on his belly- a fish and some writing. It said- "well slap my belly with a wet fish".
apparently on holiday (portugal ?) some locals had made him a bet he wouldn't get it done. he thought if he did, he'd win about 100 pounds.
he did, he went back the next day, the "100 pounds" in conversion was about 10 pence !
Comments how a police should be "chasing proper criminals" when a class A drug dealer he knows has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.
Yet has just posted that Sam Allardyce (A football manager who is currently involved in a setup scandal) shoule be and I quote "Locked up for life"
Posted on Councilbook by someone I know.
Yet has just posted that Sam Allardyce (A football manager who is currently involved in a setup scandal) shoule be and I quote "Locked up for life"
Posted on Councilbook by someone I know.
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