A bit council Vol 2

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br d

8,403 posts

227 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Overheard today:

"She's had another girl!"

"Oh how lovely, what have they named her?"

"<mumble>"

"Alexia! What a lovely name!"

"No, with an E, Elexia"

"Oh"

jamoor

14,506 posts

216 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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nigelpugh7 said:
cjs racing. said:
Uber council, have headache tablets ready.


http://www.daft.ie/dublin/houses-for-sale/clondalk...

Edited by cjs racing. on Friday 17th March 06:56
Wow! Marylin obsessed much!

I shudder to think what a dark uv light would show up in those rooms! wink
I'm tempted to say thats mental rather than council.

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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jamoor said:
nigelpugh7 said:
cjs racing. said:
Uber council, have headache tablets ready.


http://www.daft.ie/dublin/houses-for-sale/clondalk...

Edited by cjs racing. on Friday 17th March 06:56
Wow! Marylin obsessed much!

I shudder to think what a dark uv light would show up in those rooms! wink
I'm tempted to say thats mental rather than council.
That's so bad it's actually kinda awesome!!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Pieman68 said:
Excellent. More than £8k savings isn't it? That should stop the lot for them wink
The race is on.
Can austinsmirk's boss get his hands on it before the whole street is full of nearly new Zafiras with 'we've been to Disneyland' stickers in the back. And once more empty bank accounts.


Uncle John

4,304 posts

192 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Dog Star?


The blonde, what's that between her legs?

Her hands or is it landing gear down?

DoctorX

7,309 posts

168 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Uncle John said:
The blonde, what's that between her legs?

Her hands or is it landing gear down?
Speaking of between the legs....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4334458/...

Ouch.

Balmoral

40,956 posts

249 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Rick101 said:
Italy is entirely middle class council...

...It is the 'Mini' of holidays.
How about all inclusive in the Caribbean, or Butlins on stilts in the Indian Ocean? (throw in a wedding for maximum points).

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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I might have inadvertently named a child to be, after a character from "inglorious barstewards" let me explain.

I have just installed a new kitchen. however, tiling the floor in polished porcelain tiles is beyond me. well, beyond me to do well on a floor that is half concrete, half timber and got more slopes in it than a black run.

So I've used one of my building lads to do the floor. Absolute star- worked for 4 days solid over the weekend. so lots of chatting as I helped here and there.

His wife is due a baby. right now.

On Sunday he announced excitedly that he has got his way with the naming of the child. Its going to be "Lando" or "lander"

"what I say- where's that from ?"

"star wars, after luke skywalker, george lucas"

"right, I don't know who the characters are" (I'm not a star wars fan- but I've a vague idea)

"you know after Mark Hamil"

"Oh- I know who you mean, the chap who played- Hans Landa"

"yes that's right, after him".


so I think we agreed, that wherever the name "lando" is from, from Star wars, its named after the character Hans Landa"


This only dawned on me some 36 hrs later.

the SS officer and Jew hunter. Colonel Hans Landa.


FFS !!




vtecyo

2,122 posts

130 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Balmoral said:
How about all inclusive in the Caribbean, or Butlins on stilts in the Indian Ocean? (throw in a wedding for maximum points).
Whilst it pains me to admit it because the places and holidays were fantastic, having been to both the Dominican Republic and Jamaica on all inclusives and looking at the rest of the cattle in the plane I would have to agree with you there.

Will definitely go again though.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Having a BBQ inside your council house and denying it sounds a bit council to me;

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/bbq-horror-as...

(Who is having a BBQ outside in March in the NE of England?)

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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My Kitchen looked like a BBq last night when i forgot about the Naan bread under the grille!

Smoke detector worked!

Bullett

10,892 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Lando Calrissian, a 'friend' of Han Solo.
Only black Character in the original Trilogy I think.

conkerman

3,301 posts

136 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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DUH!

Darth Vader! smile

Alex_225

6,269 posts

202 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Bullett said:
Lando Calrissian, a 'friend' of Han Solo.
Only black Character in the original Trilogy I think.
That's what I was thinking. The bloke who knocked off the satellite on the top of the Falcon!

PImp!! haha


KTF

9,823 posts

151 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Dog Star?


Nice nails on the one holding the bottle.

Blackfeather

148 posts

179 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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DoctorX said:
Speaking of between the legs....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4334458/...

Ouch.
'Doctors inserted a mesh transvaginal tape (TVT) to stop her leaking'

Classic!

Dog Star

16,152 posts

169 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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KTF said:
Bomma220 said:
Dog Star?


Nice nails on the one holding the bottle.
To be fair that blonde is really quite fantastic.

MikeT66

2,681 posts

125 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Dog Star said:
KTF said:
Bomma220 said:
Dog Star?


Nice nails on the one holding the bottle.
To be fair that blonde is really quite fantastic.
Oooh yes... yes Lovely.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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berlintaxi said:
Available in Armagh?
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