A bit council Vol 2

[kowalski655]

austinsmirk said:

so just spotted in the local rag that one of "our" streets has had a £30k per household "postcode lottery win".

quick checked turned up the tenants.

I've instructed the incomes manager to get busy with the DWP et al and shatter their dreams.

Now what on earth would make you think that your fine upstanding tenants would NOT do their duty & notify the proper authorities at once?

[Jonmx]

Blackfeather said:

DoctorX said:

Speaking of between the legs....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4334458/...

Ouch.

'Doctors inserted a mesh transvaginal tape (TVT) to stop her leaking'

Classic!

'However it was not until 2015, when her vagina began leaking green puss and emitting a foul smell, that she was properly examined.'

Poor woman, not exactly Council though unless it's the workshy attitude of the staff who saw her over the years.

[Rick101]

Oakey said:

(Who is having a BBQ outside in March in the NE of England?)

Me

[ChemicalChaos]

Fat chavvy woman gets physically violent with mcdonalds staff....... off the scale council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4343250/Mc...

[Europa1]

austinsmirk said:

So I've used one of my building lads to do the floor. Absolute star- worked for 4 days solid over the weekend.

He was indeed a star - he apparently bent the space/time continuum. Either that or he stiffed you on his timesheet.

[Henners]

ChemicalChaos said:

Fat chavvy woman gets physically violent with mcdonalds staff....... off the scale council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4343250/Mc...

"You look like a clean shaven Pavarotti!"

[Oakey]

Speaking of council. Having your house number in 2ft high yellow numbers on the side of your house must fit the bill?

[Dog Star]

ChemicalChaos said:

Fat chavvy woman gets physically violent with mcdonalds staff....... off the scale council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4343250/Mc...

Oh, My. Word!

Those legs! That arse! That miniskirt!

So much want.

[Europa1]

Dog Star said:

Oh, My. Word!

Those legs! That arse! That miniskirt!

So much want.

You are a very unwell individual.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Dog Star said:

So much want.

You need help my friend.

[schmunk]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Dog Star said:

So much want.

You need help my friend.

Yes, she's at least a two-man lift...

[bob-lad]

schmunk said:

Yes, she's at least a two-man lift...

I think the larger challenge is finding said two men that would to undertake such a challenge.

[S11Steve]

I'll leave this here for worthy ridicule...




Edit - seems it is a few years old, but here's a bit more back-story - https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/...

Edited by S11Steve on Friday 24th March 11:52

[talksthetorque]

bob-lad said:

I think the larger challenge is finding said two men that would to undertake such a challenge.

Well we only need one now.

[kowalski655]

Its not just the insane name, but "graduating" pre-school?!! WTF does that mean? That she can draw with a crayon,rather than eating it?

[bob-lad]

kowalski655 said:

Its not just the insane name, but "graduating" pre-school?!! WTF does that mean? That she can draw with a crayon,rather than eating it?

... or that she made it to the age of 5 without being eaten by the knuckle-dragger's untrained grumpy tooth-dog.

[talksthetorque]

Nice initials!

[Shakermaker]

Holiday countdown apps; which you then link to Facebook.

[can't remember]

S11Steve said:

I'll leave this here for worthy ridicule...




Edit - seems it is a few years old, but here's a bit more back-story - https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/...

Edited by S11Steve on Friday 24th March 11:52

Given her last name I would have had to draw a Hitler mustache on her face if I had seen that in the paper.

[austinsmirk]

Europa1 said:

austinsmirk said:

So I've used one of my building lads to do the floor. Absolute star- worked for 4 days solid over the weekend.

He was indeed a star - he apparently bent the space/time continuum. Either that or he stiffed you on his timesheet.

Ha- friday night, all day sat, all day sun, monday night. (a weekend !)


on another note of stupidness, one of our employees took an unexploded bomb he found on thurs, in his van, back to the works depot. actually laid it on a table in the office.

going "look lads what I've found: if I bang it, will it go off". I kid you not.

WW2 shell, I hasten to add.