A bit council Vol 2

[PH XKR]

CanAm said:

They used to day you'd worked too long in the City when some poor soul threw themselves in front of a train and you said, "Why the hell can't they do that on a Sunday? Bloody inconsiderate! "

When I used to work for one of the ministries, I used to do the regular commute. One month I counted six jumpers, everytime I just felt sad for them, their families, friends, train staff and BTP. Yet you always got the incandescent rage from some self important prick.

[ambuletz]

CoolHands said:

"Frustrated father blockades his 15-year-old daughter's school gates"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4454862/Fr...



Note the Vauxhall

£33!! he's lucky. when my brother started secondary school in the late 90s my parents had to fork out over £100 for his blazer, then again 2years later for the 'senior' blazer. When I started the same school in the early 00's it was about £80 then the senior blazer was about £50

smileymikey said:

skeggysteve said:

From a promoted Tweet:

I've just shown my wife this . She thinks it's a brilliant idea. I'm getting her some leggings from Primark this afternoon and getting all dogstar on her arse

I think its a great idea too. if you can get your timings right then you've only got 1 thing to wash up. That one looks like a cheap version as there are much better ones on the market.

[Honk]

kdri155 said:

You might think so, but no Bruton....

[PH XKR]

kdri155 said:

Honk said:

Will that be High Street to the Reso?

You might think so, but no Bruton....

Bruton, like Cary, once lovely places but now ruined by townies moving in. Look towards Frome for a warning of things to come

[750turbo]

La-A

Now how would you pronounce that?



La Dash Ah - You pronounce the dash!

[PH XKR]

750turbo said:

La-A

Now how would you pronounce that?



La Dash Ah - You pronounce the dash!

I recall that story in the viz, along with fanny batter

[Lance Catamaran]

PH XKR said:

Currently stopped at Swindon train station as unfortunately we are waiting for emergency services. Clearly someone's not well and I hope not too serious.
Thing is, you can hear people moaning about delays yo their trip.

Someone is seriously ill, complaining in such light is uber council.

Definitely not council, in fact the "don't you know how important I am" white collar ones are even worse for this

[Mr E]

PH XKR said:

Currently stopped at Swindon train station.

Swindon. Council.

[Bluedot]

Mr E said:

PH XKR said:

Currently stopped at Swindon train station.

Swindon. Council.

I had the 'pleasure' of visiting the Outlet Centre yesterday.
Yep, seriously council.

[PH XKR]

Alright alright lets get back on topic you bds

[nonsequitur]

PH XKR said:

Alright alright lets get back on topic you bds

You bds. Council plus.

[Gunk]

Dog Star said:

smileymikey said:

I've just shown my wife this . She thinks it's a brilliant idea. I'm getting her some leggings from Primark this afternoon and getting all dogstar on her arse

Make sure that they're very tight and see-through.

And on the subject of see-through leggings Mrs DS's neice was at a food festival yesterday and saw this...



Fantastic!

She looks like she enjoys a bite to eat, bless her!

[PH XKR]

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[FN2TypeR]

Mr E said:

PH XKR said:

Currently stopped at Swindon train station.

Swindon. Council.

My ex girlfriend was from Middlesbrough but lived in Swindon.

She also had a Vauxhall Corsa - full council marks right?

Alas, frigid, no council filth

[Willy Nilly]

Colonial said:

Willy Nilly said:

Saw a Ford F150 today on rimz with the regulation air bushed scene from Wyoming, with wolves, deer, the lot on the tail gate. It was a whole world of council.

Wasn't that just 300bhp in his new daily?

[aR53GP]

Table of 8. Four of them on devices throughout the meal. Sad really

[Trabi601]

Dog Star said:

Make sure that they're very tight and see-through.

And on the subject of see-through leggings Mrs DS's neice was at a food festival yesterday and saw this...



Fantastic!

Lovely.

[talksthetorque]

ambuletz said:

I think its a great idea too. if you can get your timings right then you've only got 1 thing to wash up. That one looks like a cheap version as there are much better ones on the market.

You have to get a spork that won't scratch if you're going to go full council and eat it 'al directe'

[anonymous-user]

how do you get the eggs out with get yolk all over the place?
Also how does it control the different temps, you beans will be bubbling, bacon burning and eggs stuck to pan. old skool pan for me?

[V8mate]

aR53GP said:

Table of 8. Four of them on devices throughout the meal. Sad really

A least it stopped the little fkers from running round the restaurant screaming and annoying other diners though, eh?