A bit council Vol 2

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Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Having a wheelie bin covered in some flower, hedge, sky, dog pattern from sticky plastic that has started to peel. Sorry but it looks worse than just having an old blue bin.

Pamoothican

266 posts

93 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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If I could have taken a photo I would have, but I was driving.

Battered white van, graffiti style business logo, parked on the grass (in a council estate) could have gone in a few threads on here.

Joe Bloggs
Property Maintenance
jbloggspropmain@hotmail.com

Hotmail work email address = council

(name changed for obvious reasons)


BigBen

11,655 posts

231 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Pamoothican said:
If I could have taken a photo I would have, but I was driving.

Battered white van, graffiti style business logo, parked on the grass (in a council estate) could have gone in a few threads on here.

Joe Bloggs
Property Maintenance
jbloggspropmain@hotmail.com

Hotmail work email address = council

(name changed for obvious reasons)
I agree with the sentiment but you see it on businesses seemingly far higher up the food chain than one man band builders, even sometimes a web address of the form www.jbloggspropmain.co.uk followed by a hotmail address.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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It may be council or not, but doing a bit of property maintenance as a sole trader working alone or maybe with a cash-in-hand labourer, I think I'd do the same for an email address. One of the common, free services anyway

I've made some assumptions about this Joe Bloggs, but probably fairly accurate

Bullett

10,893 posts

185 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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I was following a van today and the back was plastered with a graphic advertising flat pack assembly services. I wasn't sure if not assembling your own flat-pack was a first world problem, middle class problem or council. I was thinking there can't be much money/customers in that.

When I focused back, I noticed it wasn't on a van but on a shonky looking mpv.
A VW Sharan in Beige.

alorotom

11,963 posts

188 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Bullett said:
I was following a van today and the back was plastered with a graphic advertising flat pack assembly services. I wasn't sure if not assembling your own flat-pack was a first world problem, middle class problem or council. I was thinking there can't be much money/customers in that.

When I focused back, I noticed it wasn't on a van but on a shonky looking mpv.
A VW Sharan in Beige.
Seen a couple of these ... think they span the social divide tbh

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say
I reckon I could make a few quid doing this at the weekend. Little bit extra beer money perhaps?

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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So setting up your own business is now council?

I would have thought that having the wherewithal to get off your arse and earn a living is the antithesis of council?

Is 'Council' now anyone I can look down upon who isn't doing as well as I am financially?

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Mr Gearchange said:
So setting up your own business is now council?

I would have thought that having the wherewithal to get off your arse and earn a living is the antithesis of council?

Is 'Council' now anyone I can look down upon who isn't doing as well as I am financially?
Close - 'Council' is now basically anyone, at least by the standards of here

ReaperCushions

6,063 posts

185 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say
Not really lazy, if you can afford to pay someone to do it then why not?

My missus loves Ikea (Council obvs), but I absolutely hate building it, I would happily pay someone 50 quid to put it together.


ICallCustard

163 posts

91 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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ReaperCushions said:
Jimmy Recard said:
Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say
Not really lazy, if you can afford to pay someone to do it then why not?

My missus loves Ikea (Council obvs), but I absolutely hate building it, I would happily pay someone 50 quid to put it together.
ikea themselves offer that very service.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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ReaperCushions said:
Not really lazy, if you can afford to pay someone to do it then why not?

My missus loves Ikea (Council obvs), but I absolutely hate building it, I would happily pay someone 50 quid to put it together.
It's not lazy to pay someone else to do something easy that doesn't really take very long?

I don't have any flat pack furniture now but I used to and even the difficult stuff was really easy and I didn't need to pay someone to sit in my bedroom building my stuff

ScotsDave

107 posts

203 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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As the weather warms up - rusty Transit type van, shirtless driver.

Vaud

50,702 posts

156 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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ReaperCushions said:
Jimmy Recard said:
Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say
Not really lazy, if you can afford to pay someone to do it then why not?

My missus loves Ikea (Council obvs), but I absolutely hate building it, I would happily pay someone 50 quid to put it together.
I had some JL shelves delivered. Need assembly.

I should have paid someone and had the 3 hrs with my daughter instead, because life is too short.

ben5575

6,313 posts

222 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Whilst I am happy to confess to being an Aldi devotee, even I struggle with this:

https://www.aldi.co.uk/ambiano-50l-portable-drinks...



Being on Aldi's mailing list = Council

alock

4,232 posts

212 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Vaud said:
ReaperCushions said:
Jimmy Recard said:
Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say
Not really lazy, if you can afford to pay someone to do it then why not?

My missus loves Ikea (Council obvs), but I absolutely hate building it, I would happily pay someone 50 quid to put it together.
I had some JL shelves delivered. Need assembly.

I should have paid someone and had the 3 hrs with my daughter instead, because life is too short.
A girl I work with had one of these delivered to the office. She needed me to assemble it for her!


qska

449 posts

130 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Woodlands closed because of dogging and drug use. Mmmmm council proper.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/am...

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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alock said:
A girl I work with had one of these delivered to the office. She needed me to assemble it for her!

Not realising that a female colleague intends to invite you to her house to 'stick it up for her'
Council.
( not really council, just trying to shoehorn a joke in)

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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ben5575 said:
Whilst I am happy to confess to being an Aldi devotee, even I struggle with this:

https://www.aldi.co.uk/ambiano-50l-portable-drinks...



Being on Aldi's mailing list = Council
That's genius. I want...
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