A bit council Vol 2

[wack]

Dog Star said:

Jonmx said:

Pretty standard for Barnstaple I should imagine, the place is a hole. The article mentions that Pamela has one arm, but fails to mention that she and the other mare involved only have one brain cell. Each.

That is pure comedy gold. I love the bit where they even went back for more!

I think this is the council bit, we don't want him prosecuting we just want money

"That was it. It's ridiculous," said Naomi. "We want to sue but we can't because the police don't know who it is,"

[Jonmx]

wack said:

Dog Star said:

Jonmx said:

Pretty standard for Barnstaple I should imagine, the place is a hole. The article mentions that Pamela has one arm, but fails to mention that she and the other mare involved only have one brain cell. Each.

That is pure comedy gold. I love the bit where they even went back for more!

I think this is the council bit, we don't want him prosecuting we just want money

"That was it. It's ridiculous," said Naomi. "We want to sue but we can't because the police don't know who it is,"

More like the Police are too busy laughing their bks off. I know a couple of coppers in Barnstaple, I'll find out how high up their priority list solving idiotgate is.

[anonymous-user]

It is spreading

http://www.devonlive.com/iceland-staff-8216-had-to...

[berlintaxi]

Trabi601 said:

ben5575 said:

Whilst I am happy to confess to being an Aldi devotee, even I struggle with this:

https://www.aldi.co.uk/ambiano-50l-portable-drinks...



Being on Aldi's mailing list = Council

That's genius. I want...

Me too, but I'm comfortable with being as council as they come.

[anonymous-user]

aldi are not council, they are used by the middle class and foreigners. Council like there big brands.

[ben5575]

The Spruce goose said:

aldi are not council, they are used by the middle class and foreigners. Council like there big brands.

I agree re Aldi generally, but it's just that it's an electric version of this:

[Bluedot]

ben5575 said:

The Spruce goose said:

aldi are not council, they are used by the middle class and foreigners. Council like there big brands.

I agree re Aldi generally, but it's just that it's an electric version of this:

That would look great covered in glitter paint.

[nonsequitur]

berlintaxi said:

Trabi601 said:

ben5575 said:

Whilst I am happy to confess to being an Aldi devotee, even I struggle with this:

https://www.aldi.co.uk/ambiano-50l-portable-drinks...



Being on Aldi's mailing list = Council

That's genius. I want...

Me too, but I'm comfortable with being as council as they come.

And all that free beer and other stuff. Sign me up.

[S11Steve]

[Countdown]

ReaperCushions said:

Jimmy Recard said:

Buying flat pack furniture is probably council, being so lazy that you pay someone to do it? Definitely council

If you're elderly and arthritic or disabled it's acceptable, I'd say

Not really lazy, if you can afford to pay someone to do it then why not?

My missus loves Ikea (Council obvs), but I absolutely hate building it, I would happily pay someone 50 quid to put it together.

Phew...glad I'm not the only one....

When we moved houses last year we bought some Ikea wardrobes. Massive things with more parts than the Space Station...anyway, rather than spending a fortune and then risk bodging it I thought I'd get somebody who knew what they were doing to assemble it. Bloke called Elliot truned up, did a fantastic job, took him a day to assemble 3 wardrobes...

[nigelpugh7]

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

[technodup]

S11Steve said:

That ticks a few boxes.

Shontelle
Kebab fight
'cumming threw'

What are freeze marks?

[can't remember]

ben5575 said:

I agree re Aldi generally, but it's just that it's an electric version of this:

The Franklin Mint World of Booze.

[bobtail4x4]

technodup said:

hat ticks a few boxes.

Shontelle
Kebab fight
'cumming threw'

What are freeze marks?

I guessing Grease?

[austinsmirk]

I love Aldi. Partially because one of their supermarkets is next to my daughter's Ballet school, so dead handy for a bit of shopping and parking while I waste my life as they kick their legs about.

I love the fact that you can do your shopping, buy a scuba diving set, a wood turning lathe and paint for de-fouling your yacht.

All while you queue up next to a tramp getting 24 tins of Taurus cider in and one tin of food for his dog on a string.


But why would anyone buy their outdoor fridge ? what happened to getting a big builders bucket and filling it with ice/cold water, or a kids little paddling pool and doing the same ?

anyway, changing the subject, stupid council names.

Jewel.

Cinders Kinella.

[talksthetorque]

austinsmirk said:

Cinders 'Kinella.

Is that a name or have you just put a colloquial profanity at the end of your post?

[anonymous-user]

ScotsDave said:

As the weather warms up - rusty Transit type van, shirtless driver.

It's usually 3 of them - one big hairy ape driving, and two lads in their early 20s. They'll sit in traffic, and make some "gay" comment to the guy in the convertible next to them.

Point out that it's far more gay to (willingly) be sitting in the COCKpit of a van with a couple of other semi-naked sweating men, and they get all irate.

[Galsia]

Those 'Ferrari' 'Its time to shine' car air fresheners which people get from Fonzy hand carwashes,

[TR4man]

Dog Star said:

Jonmx said:

Pretty standard for Barnstaple I should imagine, the place is a hole. The article mentions that Pamela has one arm, but fails to mention that she and the other mare involved only have one brain cell. Each.

That is pure comedy gold. I love the bit where they even went back for more!

Am I the only one who thinks Pamela looks a bit...er...masculine?

[Shakermaker]

austinsmirk said:

anyway, changing the subject, stupid council names.

Jewel.

Cinders Kinella.

My wife is a teacher, and her previous role was in Hounslow

A selection of names on the register - none of the below include the surname these are all first names.

Princess Beyonce
Cristianoronaldo
Wynter-Holly
Chanelle-Belle