A bit council Vol 2

[TwistingMyMelon]

OpulentBob said:

ScotsDave said:

As the weather warms up - rusty Transit type van, shirtless driver.

It's usually 3 of them - one big hairy ape driving, and two lads in their early 20s. They'll sit in traffic, and make some "gay" comment to the guy in the convertible next to them.

Point out that it's far more gay to (willingly) be sitting in the COCKpit of a van with a couple of other semi-naked sweating men, and they get all irate.

haha

[berlintaxi]

nigelpugh7 said:

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

I am more concerned with why she appears to be keeping a baby in a plastic box on the wall.

[HTP99]

berlintaxi said:

nigelpugh7 said:

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

I am more concerned with why she appears to be keeping a baby in a plastic box on the wall.

Has she got some kind of purple strip lighting behind her telly, similar to those strips lights that were popular a decade or so ago which were affixed under some chavs car?

Also; love the aerial perched a top the TV!

[HTP99]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4541518/Ov...

[GM182]

HTP99 said:

berlintaxi said:

nigelpugh7 said:

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

I am more concerned with why she appears to be keeping a baby in a plastic box on the wall.

Has she got some kind of purple strip lighting behind her telly, similar to those strips lights that were popular a decade or so ago which were affixed under some chavs car?

Also; love the aerial perched a top the TV!

The most obvious thing hasn't been mentioned yet - the wallpaper. That's classic council trying to look 'classy'

[LeadFarmer]

I bet Shontelle has an oversized trampoline in her front garden.

[anonymous-user]

GM182 said:

The most obvious thing hasn't been mentioned yet - the wallpaper. That's classic council trying to look 'classy'

Actually it is a feature wall.

[Gunk]

The Spruce goose said:

aldi are not council, they are used by the middle class and foreigners. Council like there big brands.

Using "there" instead of "their" - council

[General Price]

LeadFarmer said:

I bet Shontelle has an oversized trampoline in her front garden.

Is that a euphemism?

[GM182]

The Spruce goose said:

GM182 said:

The most obvious thing hasn't been mentioned yet - the wallpaper. That's classic council trying to look 'classy'

Actually it is a feature wall.

And that is council, or no? Looks suspect to me either way...

[nigelpugh7]

GM182 said:

HTP99 said:

berlintaxi said:

nigelpugh7 said:

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

I am more concerned with why she appears to be keeping a baby in a plastic box on the wall.

Has she got some kind of purple strip lighting behind her telly, similar to those strips lights that were popular a decade or so ago which were affixed under some chavs car?

Also; love the aerial perched a top the TV!

The most obvious thing hasn't been mentioned yet - the wallpaper. That's classic council trying to look 'classy'

It's a Classic Rorschach ink blot test, secretly installed by their benefit councillor from the Employment benefits office!

[FN2TypeR]

HTP99 said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4541518/Ov...

Both their actions and their BMI are council, double whammy!

[nigelpugh7]

GM182 said:

HTP99 said:

berlintaxi said:

nigelpugh7 said:

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

I am more concerned with why she appears to be keeping a baby in a plastic box on the wall.

Has she got some kind of purple strip lighting behind her telly, similar to those strips lights that were popular a decade or so ago which were affixed under some chavs car?

Also; love the aerial perched a top the TV!

The most obvious thing hasn't been mentioned yet - the wallpaper. That's classic council trying to look 'classy'

It's a Classic Rorschach ink blot test, secretly installed by their benefit councillor from the Employment benefits office!

[Road2Ruin]

nigelpugh7 said:

GM182 said:

HTP99 said:

berlintaxi said:

nigelpugh7 said:

S11Steve said:

Shontelle - Could that name be anymore Council if it tried!

I am more concerned with why she appears to be keeping a baby in a plastic box on the wall.

Has she got some kind of purple strip lighting behind her telly, similar to those strips lights that were popular a decade or so ago which were affixed under some chavs car?

Also; love the aerial perched a top the TV!

The most obvious thing hasn't been mentioned yet - the wallpaper. That's classic council trying to look 'classy'

It's a Classic Rorschach ink blot test, secretly installed by their benefit councillor from the Employment benefits office!

So much council, where to start? Poor girl, probably thinks she is 'proper posh'.

Anyway on another note...

I suggest this...Complaining in the media that you were 'body shammed' and now you are 'so distressed', when quite clearly you are a heffer and should take it on board and lose a few pounds...

[Roofless Toothless]

From the Melbourne Estate in Chelmsford -



Conveniently located next to the Co-op, this otherwise reasonably maintained house comes complete with a seven foot high windmill (equipped with a motor so the blades rotate) and comfortable armchair in the front garden from which to appreciate it - and one of the city's best known flat roof pubs just up the road, the Red Beret.

[Stickyfinger]

General Price said:

Is that a euphemism?

Now that is a good name : Euphemism Chas Norton-Phillips

it has a ring to it

[technodup]

It doesn't get much more council than this. Bingo by Iceland the frozen food people.

https://www.bingoiceland.com/

[Morningside]

Roofless Toothless said:

From the Melbourne Estate in Chelmsford -



Conveniently located next to the Co-op, this otherwise reasonably maintained house comes complete with a seven foot high windmill (equipped with a motor so the blades rotate) and comfortable armchair in the front garden from which to appreciate it - and one of the city's best known flat roof pubs just up the road, the Red Beret.

Are you saying windmills? My father built one that used to rotate in the wind that sat in the garden. Proper wood and metal construction with fantail that turned it into the wind based loosely on the full sized one that my parents rescued and restored in the 1960s.
Thing was bloody dangerous and would I'm sure rip your arm off. H&S? What's that then?

[Angrybiker]

Roofless Toothless said:

From the Melbourne Estate in Chelmsford -



Conveniently located next to the Co-op, this otherwise reasonably maintained house comes complete with a seven foot high windmill (equipped with a motor so the blades rotate) and comfortable armchair in the front garden from which to appreciate it - and one of the city's best known flat roof pubs just up the road, the Red Beret.

I wonder if the chap who lives there is called Don.....

(let's see how educated our PH community is)

[kowalski655]

Might he be extremely idealistic; unrealistic and impractical?