A bit council Vol 2

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

kowalski655 said:

If you mistook her for a copper with a speed gun , you should lose your licence for being blind, not speeding!

Just what I was thinking. They're probably slowing down to have a look, thinking 'what's that mad old bint waiving a hairdryer around for?!'

Fair play to anyone trying to improve the area they live in mind.

[Short Grain]

hyphen said:

Shakermaker said:

I read this article and what I want to know is, why did nobody think to ask for a roll of duct tape to cover over the "offending" words during the flight, rather than spend several thousand pounds to rebook an inconvenience everyone? I'd suggest that duct tape is widely available at all airports and I know of at least 2 rolls at East Midlands Airport.

What I want to know, is why you didn't think of suggesting the wearing of the T-shirt inside out, rather than spend money and go around the airport at an inconvenience to everyone...

Had similar in Disney Florida years ago. My mate and I had gone across to Florida so he could buy some cars to import to the UK. I went just for the fun, and there was a lot of that to be had in Pleasure Island! (but that's another story!!)

Anyway, got on the Disney Bus wearing a t shirt that had, "I'm the kind of guy your mother warned you against!, on the front, and 12 Positions of the Kama Sutra illustrated on the back. I was still p*ssed from the night before in my defence, and had grabbed the first thing out of the case!

I was very quietly approached by the Disney Rep, who whispered, "Sir, this is a Family Trip, your shirt isn't really appropriate, would you turn it inside out please, otherwise you will have to leave the bus"

I then had people coming up to me in Disney saying "you know your shirt's inside out?" until I bought a Mickey Mouse T Shirt.

Strange thing was, when we got back home, people wanted to buy it, it was a very "different" pic of Mickey with coloured strips shooting off him on a white background, big and baggy. I, and everyone who saw it, loved it.

[Jonmx]

conkerman said:

Wow. Paradise was 2p short.

Not the only one from the sounds of it.

They sound like a lovely pair, remind me never to go on the pull in Falmouth!

"My niece then said 'you're the one on minimum wage, I can afford to be here thanks"

"I then said, ‘if you refuse to serve us that would be a big mistake’, and that he would probably lose his job.

[Sa Calobra]

Poisson96 said:

Being the theme park person I am, they (and all Merlin parks) do a parent swap where one queues then after they are done, they swap and the other adult gets straight on the ride without queueing so the child is looked after without penalising the parents

I wouldn't have left my son with complete strangers just to go on a ride.

[toastyhamster]

Sa Calobra said:

Poisson96 said:

Being the theme park person I am, they (and all Merlin parks) do a parent swap where one queues then after they are done, they swap and the other adult gets straight on the ride without queueing so the child is looked after without penalising the parents

I wouldn't have left my son with complete strangers just to go on a ride.

No, you misunderstand parent swap, the point is that any child is always under the care of a parent/guardian.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3711111/dad-who-took...

Going off to Greece to get married. Council.
Wedding photos on a yacht. Council.
wearing shades, and not classy ones at that, on your wedding day. Council
Taking the kids out of school, knowing you're breaking the rules, then refusing to pay the fine. Council.

[wack]

Engineer792 said:

Shakermaker said:

hyphen said:

Shakermaker said:

I read this article and what I want to know is, why did nobody think to ask for a roll of duct tape to cover over the "offending" words during the flight, rather than spend several thousand pounds to rebook an inconvenience everyone? I'd suggest that duct tape is widely available at all airports and I know of at least 2 rolls at East Midlands Airport.

What I want to know, is why you didn't think of suggesting the wearing of the T-shirt inside out, rather than spend money and go around the airport at an inconvenience to everyone...

Because duct tape is the answer to most of the problems in my life, it has clouded my judgement on other matters

have another

[alorotom]

Shakermaker said:

Because duct tape is the answer to most of the problems in my life, it has clouded my judgement on other matters

Genuinely don't think I've ever used duct tape ... feel like I'm missing out here!

[Saleen836]

alorotom said:

Shakermaker said:

Because duct tape is the answer to most of the problems in my life, it has clouded my judgement on other matters

Genuinely don't think I've ever used duct tape ... feel like I'm missing out here!

Duct tape= Star Wars tape....has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together!

[vonuber]

FN2TypeR said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4565854/Pa...

Council ahoy!

Doesn't Thorpe Park offer single rider queues that speed things up? Use that, you have to sit alone but that's not the end of the world. Or buy a fast track ticket.

Or perhaps leave somebody with the child.....

I like the way they get as many photos of that bloke's tidy gf in as possible .

[kowalski655]

Saleen836 said:

alorotom said:

Shakermaker said:

Because duct tape is the answer to most of the problems in my life, it has clouded my judgement on other matters

Genuinely don't think I've ever used duct tape ... feel like I'm missing out here!

Duct tape= Star Wars tape....has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together!

Probably holding the wings of the Jet2 plane on too!

[CB2152]

This photo was doing the rounds a while ago:

[RDM]

I use that silver tape stuff at work. Sticking that on that
Engine has probably tripled the strength of the rivet joint! It's VERY sticky.

[colonel c]

alorotom said:

Shakermaker said:

Because duct tape is the answer to most of the problems in my life, it has clouded my judgement on other matters

Genuinely don't think I've ever used duct tape ... feel like I'm missing out here!

[nonsequitur]

CB2152 said:

This photo was doing the rounds a while ago:

That would be ' Speed Tape', a very robust aluminium based product for all those niggling jobs around the fusleage and engine cowling.

[V8mate]

Sunday's 10am opening time means that some elements of the underclass are actually awake and in the queue before Aldi opens.

With CST (Council Summer Time) in full swing now, and the promise of a glimpse of sun today, tattoos and plus-sized humans filled the eager throng.

One particularly eye-watering example had failed to strap down her 46KKK* orbs, and her teats, the likes of which a mummy Friesian would have been proud of, stood majestically through her Primark t-shirt. Distracting... and enough to make sure I didn't buy any pork.

I've never seen so much, stuffed inside so little, amongst the first 100 people through the doors this morning.

I'll certainly be back next Sunday!


* for added white supremacy

[illmonkey]

https://www.facebook.com/agt/videos/10155020358409...

Falling for this absolute bullcrap. Making it seem like the idiots have randomised the words, sure.

BGT, council.

[cjs racing.]

Walk, or more like waddle of shame.

Probably NSFW.

https://www.facebook.com/rhonda.macgregor/posts/10...

[nicanary]

illmonkey said:

https://www.facebook.com/agt/videos/10155020358409...

Falling for this absolute bullcrap. Making it seem like the idiots have randomised the words, sure.

BGT, council.

BGT reached an all-time low this year, the public voting for the sob-story rather than the talent. The clearly-most-talented singer ended up 7th, although to be fair the winner was very good indeed.

Populism rules these days. Logical thinking has gone out of the window.

[Bomma220]

cjs racing. said:

Walk, or more like waddle of shame.

Probably NSFW.

https://www.facebook.com/rhonda.macgregor/posts/10...

Good God.

We'll need Dog Star for a proper adjudication on that one.