A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
Bullett said:
Speed boats.
Been on the IOW for the weekend which a massively council place (but with spots of really posh) and the all the smaller speedboats seemed to be the equivalent of a barried Corsa, lots of noise but not really going anywhere fast and driven by absolute bell ends smoking and drinking.
Last time I was there I was afflicted with tossers in 'speedboats' with their tunes thumping whilst swigging on cans of Stella.Been on the IOW for the weekend which a massively council place (but with spots of really posh) and the all the smaller speedboats seemed to be the equivalent of a barried Corsa, lots of noise but not really going anywhere fast and driven by absolute bell ends smoking and drinking.
I have to take issue with all speed boats being Council though, some just aren't, and the Council types don't even aspire to it because 'it's wood so it's slow innit'.
Europa1 said:
Tricky one - they could be Sloane Rangers. Any other indicators?
All the buttons done up on a polo shirt - Council.
I'll agree, I think that sticking up collars are a bit Hooray HenryAll the buttons done up on a polo shirt - Council.
Doing up all the buttons is council. I've always wondered why they do it - at a guess the simple thought process is that doing up all your buttons is smart/posh
austinsmirk said:
me, this weekend.
put the children's pool up in the garden.
After many beers in the sun, I realised I could make it more fun for them.
so by using a stack of pallets, I built a platform, 3 ' high to mount a slide onto, on top of.
thus, much fun was had sliding into the pool.
My pallet stash is for firewood I hasten to add,not for building fencing, garden furniture from etc !
Austin, It depends where you got them from...If they came out of a relet....then guilty as charged...lol.put the children's pool up in the garden.
After many beers in the sun, I realised I could make it more fun for them.
so by using a stack of pallets, I built a platform, 3 ' high to mount a slide onto, on top of.
thus, much fun was had sliding into the pool.
My pallet stash is for firewood I hasten to add,not for building fencing, garden furniture from etc !
OpulentBob said:
See also: River Medway in Kent. Loads of Romford/Croydon w
kers in day boats drinking, piloting over the speed limit, and letting their fking hounds (pets and/or girlfriends) disrupt everything and everyone.
Taking your family onto a section of the beach where dogs are permitted but your children are terrified of dogs. Or equally, unable to read signage.kers in day boats drinking, piloting over the speed limit, and letting their fking hounds (pets and/or girlfriends) disrupt everything and everyone. mhurley said:
Garden fully decked , council?
I've seen a decked front garden.well it was made from pallets.
laying on a slope.
with melamine ( you know plastic type coated) wardrobe doors to top it off.
its angle, slipperiness and danger was outstanding.
mind you I've seen someone built a driveway base out of timber and again, wardrobe doors as the top level.
FFS !
PotatoSalad said:
muppetman74 said:
mickmcpaddy said:
He must have a big cock, looks like he's having a good time though.
I was going to post that this picture should be marked NSFW until I realised it was just her belly button...Note the dreamcatcher on the wall. Yet another council pointer.
Topless in Tesco's - that's council. Likely to get you banned too, unless you're a bloke...
williamp said:
muppetman74 said:
mickmcpaddy said:
He must have a big cock, looks like he's having a good time though.
I was going to post that this picture should be marked NSFW until I realised it was just her belly button...Was at the airport viewing park at Manchester and that had a few Council visitor, all seemed nice, friendly people but the council was strong, one example, her, conservatively 23 stone on a Mobility Scooter, family bag of Doritos in her lap, short hair dyed the reddest red I have ever seen, fag in hand, lots of gold him maybe edging 30 stone, with dole poles, vaping as if his life depended on it, asking us about the aircraft and whether they could go on, the poor old steps up to the plane were a concern, not sure what their max weight is but a lot of creaking was going on.
It is terrifying how many very big people there are, there is an element of reformed tuber with me as I hit 18 stone but have slimmed back but I was never that big, it must be hell lugging an extra persons worth of weight round on a boiling hot day, an extra couple of stone is hard work, but it does all seem to be geared around instant gratification, smoking, drinking and eating too much, of the wrong stuff. Its just a shame, must really limit what you can do and I guess in that circumstance, you focus on what you can do to derive pleasure and back to the vices, a viscous circle.
It is terrifying how many very big people there are, there is an element of reformed tuber with me as I hit 18 stone but have slimmed back but I was never that big, it must be hell lugging an extra persons worth of weight round on a boiling hot day, an extra couple of stone is hard work, but it does all seem to be geared around instant gratification, smoking, drinking and eating too much, of the wrong stuff. Its just a shame, must really limit what you can do and I guess in that circumstance, you focus on what you can do to derive pleasure and back to the vices, a viscous circle.
Bomma220 said:
Europa1 said:
Please could people stop quoting with that photograph? It makes me feel queasy.
Thanks.
It is quite unsettling. I doubt even Dog Star or V8 Mate would sanction any way forward there. Thanks.
When someone referred to spotting her knickers, I assumed they were talking about the expanse of material covering the sofa.
Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff