A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
Johnnytheboy said:
Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
If Jack fails his GCSEs due to missing school, he'll still have a career as a Kim Jong-Un impersonator...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
Edited by schmunk on Tuesday 20th June 15:44
schmunk said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
If Jack fails his GCSEs due to missing school, he'll still have a career as a Kim Jong-Un impresonator...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
Johnnytheboy said:
Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
I'm not going to click on the link, but I still remember this rule from school and never getting a decent answer from a teacher as to why we weren't allowed to take off our blazers despite the temperature being several degrees warmer than outside, because some of our classrooms were effectively greenhouses with the amount of glass they had.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
Meanwhile the teacher is sat there in shirt sleeves, or a light blouse and a skirt for the female teachers, we are sweating away and trying to learn the irregular verbs in German or the meaning behind Shakespeare, but instead just focusing on not actually passing out. This was also when we weren't allowed to have water in the classroom with us.
Of course in winter, when it was freezing cold, we weren't allowed to wear extra layers either even when the heating was off or didn't really exist.
Lance Catamaran said:
schmunk said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
If Jack fails his GCSEs due to missing school, he'll still have a career as a Kim Jong-Un impresonator...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...
V8mate said:
Bomma220 said:
Europa1 said:
Please could people stop quoting with that photograph? It makes me feel queasy.
Thanks.
It is quite unsettling. I doubt even Dog Star or V8 Mate would sanction any way forward there. Thanks.
When someone referred to spotting her knickers, I assumed they were talking about the expanse of material covering the sofa.
Or maybe a double-decker bus...
alorotom said:
nonsequitur said:
mhurley said:
Blokes with the collar sticking up on their polo shirts. Council?
Usually they are the ones who actually play polo.Alucidnation said:
It is a bloody stupid thing to enforce in warm weather though. lucido grigio said:
alorotom said:
nonsequitur said:
mhurley said:
Blokes with the collar sticking up on their polo shirts. Council?
Usually they are the ones who actually play polo.It looks stupid, and generally done by people who think it makes them look well ´ard.
generationx said:
lucido grigio said:
alorotom said:
nonsequitur said:
mhurley said:
Blokes with the collar sticking up on their polo shirts. Council?
Usually they are the ones who actually play polo.It looks stupid, and generally done by people who think it makes them look well ´ard.
Colonial said:
Alucidnation said:
It is a bloody stupid thing to enforce in warm weather though. J4CKO said:
Was at the airport viewing park at Manchester and that had a few Council visitor, all seemed nice, friendly people but the council was strong, one example, her, conservatively 23 stone on a Mobility Scooter, family bag of Doritos in her lap, short hair dyed the reddest red I have ever seen, fag in hand, lots of gold him maybe edging 30 stone, with dole poles, vaping as if his life depended on it, asking us about the aircraft and whether they could go on, the poor old steps up to the plane were a concern, not sure what their max weight is but a lot of creaking was going on.
It is terrifying how many very big people there are, there is an element of reformed tuber with me as I hit 18 stone but have slimmed back but I was never that big, it must be hell lugging an extra persons worth of weight round on a boiling hot day, an extra couple of stone is hard work, but it does all seem to be geared around instant gratification, smoking, drinking and eating too much, of the wrong stuff. Its just a shame, must really limit what you can do and I guess in that circumstance, you focus on what you can do to derive pleasure and back to the vices, a viscous circle.
There is a direct correlation to the mentalness and councilness of a woman, based on how short their hair is, how lurid the colour is and the volume of gold (or goldish), Jangly jewellery that they wear. It is terrifying how many very big people there are, there is an element of reformed tuber with me as I hit 18 stone but have slimmed back but I was never that big, it must be hell lugging an extra persons worth of weight round on a boiling hot day, an extra couple of stone is hard work, but it does all seem to be geared around instant gratification, smoking, drinking and eating too much, of the wrong stuff. Its just a shame, must really limit what you can do and I guess in that circumstance, you focus on what you can do to derive pleasure and back to the vices, a viscous circle.
Also add in, sheer anger and ability to confront/shout their mouths off.
met a 28 stone lady this week. when she answered the door, I though it a bear was coming me, such was the volume of facial hair and her greggnant stomach looming at me.
You just want to scream: stop feckin eating !!!!! Obviously she had a brand new, all singing and dancing Zafira ont' motability.
Because easy transportation of cake related products is just what she needs. Not a walk perhaps to acquire sugary delicacies.
austinsmirk said:
There is a direct correlation to the mentalness and councilness of a woman, based on how short their hair is, how lurid the colour is and the volume of gold (or goldish), Jangly jewellery that they wear
Though the fat greasy ones (often with more than a hint of facial hair) sometimes go for the 'Croydon Facelift' instead.
V8mate said:
Zoon said:
SpeckledJim said:
In tight formation? Vaping smoke-trails in red,white and blue?
Why do some people who vape have to try and set a record with the amount of steam/smoke they are blowing all over the place.It looks ridiculous.
BBC: UK hacker exploits online bank loophole to steal £100,000
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40353758
"He spent the money on a BMW, a Range Rover and tattoos for his face."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40353758
"He spent the money on a BMW, a Range Rover and tattoos for his face."
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