A bit council Vol 2

[CharlesdeGaulle]

idiotgap said:

This 'ere is Lucian, is he council?

Well, sort of depends...

If the house name is made up of the first syllable of the parents names (one of whom is now absent, natch) and he's nicked that car for a good TWOCCing, then I'd say probably yes.

If it is otherwise as it appears, and as one rather imagines from the scene, I'd say it's about as far from Council as you can get.

<PH mode>Lovely SL. <PH mode>

[idiotgap]

schmunk said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...

If Jack fails his GCSEs due to missing school, he'll still have a career as a Kim Jong-Un impersonator...

Edited by schmunk on Tuesday 20th June 15:44

Bloomin'eck, you're not wrong!

[grayze]

idiotgap said:

schmunk said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Mum complains "little" Jack and Caitlin have to keep their blazers on:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620868/Mo...

If Jack fails his GCSEs due to missing school, he'll still have a career as a Kim Jong-Un impersonator...

Edited by schmunk on Tuesday 20th June 15:44

Bloomin'eck, you're not wrong!

or Mark Kermode

[lucido grigio]

I thought Jack n Caitlin might be twins,until I read the article......

[austinsmirk]

more like:

tubbs, are you local ? this is a local school for local people you know............................

[kowalski655]

Oppa Gangnam style

[PotatoSalad]

austinsmirk said:

more like:

tubbs, are you local ? this is a local school for local people you know............................

No, I don't know anything, we didn't burn him!!!

[Ari]

Bullett said:

Speed boats.

Been on the IOW for the weekend which a massively council place (but with spots of really posh) and the all the smaller speedboats seemed to be the equivalent of a barried Corsa, lots of noise but not really going anywhere fast and driven by absolute bell ends smoking and drinking.

Jet skis are the aquatic chav's weapon of choice.

Either ridden up and down right next to a pier cos everyone's dead impressed by a noisy jet ski. Or better still, at high speed through boats anchored peacefully in a speed restricted zone off a beach.

Must be piloted by a thick necked tattooed oaf who tows it behind his works van or one of those awful Warrior Animal pickup things (in black with chrome wheels).

[AstonZagato]

Fighting at Royal Ascot. With one's shirt off. With a beer belly.

[55palfers]

AstonZagato said:

Fighting at Royal Ascot. With one's shirt off. With a beer belly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4633646/Ascot-brawlers-wealthy-brokers.html

What a scallywag.

[generationx]

55palfers said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4633646/As...

What a fat, stupid, ugly tt.

Fixed for you

[bobtail4x4]

glitter? check. Council? not sure.

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/glitter-boobs-glastonbu...


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/a9...

Edited by bobtail4x4 on Saturday 24th June 15:41

[rovermorris999]

I'm not sure if council or not but either way an excellent trend.

[S11Steve]

generationx said:

55palfers said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4633646/As...

What a fat, stupid, ugly tt.

Fixed for you

But surely fighting and brawling is a " protected characteristic " of their race?

[berlintaxi]

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/15366923.Honk_if_...Oxford_s_biggest_Brexiteer_marksIndependence_Day_/#comments-anchor

[Hainey]

generationx said:

55palfers said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4633646/As...

What a fat, stupid, ugly tt.

Fixed for you

Exactly. Fat puddin who thinks he's 'stil got it' when in reality he probably never had it.

[Goaty Bill 2]

Hainey said:

generationx said:

55palfers said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4633646/As...

What a fat, stupid, ugly tt.

Fixed for you

Exactly. Fat puddin who thinks he's 'stil got it' when in reality he probably never had it.

And here was I thinking that 'puddin' was a contributing factor to his manly Adonis like appearance.
I think he's had too damn much of it!

[carreauchompeur]

berlintaxi said:

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/15366923.Honk_if_...Oxford_s_biggest_Brexiteer_marksIndependence_Day_/#comments-anchor

1. Aspergers

[Jonmx]

talksthetorque said:

Excellent response by boys not allowed to wear shorts at an Exeter school.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-4036463...

A bit late to the party on this, but that school is right next to Exeter's delightful Burnt House Lane Council Estate. A lot (not all) of the kids there are proper gobby oiks who have little or no respect for anyone else. I pity the teachers who will now have the kids gloating triumphantly. The situation was dealt with very poorly by the SMT from what I can tell and the kids definitely won the fight.
I went to a school up the road and we would regularly have group battles with the lads from this school in it's previous incarnation. They saw us as the posh kids so would come up for a scrap every so often. Good times.

[colonel c]

Jonmx said:

talksthetorque said:

Excellent response by boys not allowed to wear shorts at an Exeter school.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-4036463...

A bit late to the party on this, but that school is right next to Exeter's delightful Burnt House Lane Council Estate. A lot (not all) of the kids there are proper gobby oiks who have little or no respect for anyone else. I pity the teachers who will now have the kids gloating triumphantly. The situation was dealt with very poorly by the SMT from what I can tell and the kids definitely won the fight.
I went to a school up the road and we would regularly have group battles with the lads from this school in it's previous incarnation. They saw us as the posh kids so would come up for a scrap every so often. Good times.

Back in my secondary school days the first and second year boys were supposed to wear shorts. Those of us that turned up in shorts in the first week very quickly persuaded our parents that we needed long rousers or else face the endless ridicule from our peers.
As for being seen transporting oneself on a scooter. Instant death.