A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
Sure you've seen something solicitation, but this made me chuckle
EARTHQUAKE IN OLLERTON!
An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale hit Mansfield in the early hours, with the epicentre in the Ollerton area. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell".
The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Butlins and Benidorm were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Chad reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ollerton.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "it was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning".
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Baseball caps
Full matching tracksuits
Nike Huarachi trainers
Tartan pyjamas
UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course pies.
22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.
£2.50 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£8 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
EARTHQUAKE IN OLLERTON!
An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale hit Mansfield in the early hours, with the epicentre in the Ollerton area. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell".
The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Butlins and Benidorm were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Chad reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ollerton.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "it was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning".
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Baseball caps
Full matching tracksuits
Nike Huarachi trainers
Tartan pyjamas
UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course pies.
22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.
£2.50 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£8 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Henners said:
Disabled access by Escher..
talksthetorque said:
Sure you've seen something solicitation, but this made me chuckle
EARTHQUAKE IN OLLERTON!
An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale hit Mansfield in the early hours, with the epicentre in the Ollerton area. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell".
The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Butlins and Benidorm were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Chad reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ollerton.
Brilliant !................The in-laws live there.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "it was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning".
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Baseball caps
Full matching tracksuits
Nike Huarachi trainers
Tartan pyjamas
UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course pies.
22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.
£2.50 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£8 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Brilliant,.................The In-Laws live there.EARTHQUAKE IN OLLERTON!
An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale hit Mansfield in the early hours, with the epicentre in the Ollerton area. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell".
The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Butlins and Benidorm were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Chad reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ollerton.
Brilliant !................The in-laws live there.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "it was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning".
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Baseball caps
Full matching tracksuits
Nike Huarachi trainers
Tartan pyjamas
UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course pies.
22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.
£2.50 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£8 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
KAgantua said:
Henners said:
Disabled access by Escher..Secondly, Who allowed that to go ahead without taking a step back and thinking for 30 seconds!?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
Grandfather at 33, tattoo'd face, Ryanair to Gran canaria......
And
"Davi and Kerry-Anne were accompanied by their daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann, Kerry-Anne's daughter Keeley Millerchip, her partner Andrew Bostock and their sons Kenzie and Jayden."
And
"The family eventually made it to their holiday destination on Wednesday, the Cala Nova Hotel in Puerto Rico, where they holiday every year."
Grandfather at 33, tattoo'd face, Ryanair to Gran canaria......
And
"Davi and Kerry-Anne were accompanied by their daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann, Kerry-Anne's daughter Keeley Millerchip, her partner Andrew Bostock and their sons Kenzie and Jayden."
And
"The family eventually made it to their holiday destination on Wednesday, the Cala Nova Hotel in Puerto Rico, where they holiday every year."
Chester draws said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
Grandfather at 33, tattoo'd face, Ryanair to Gran canaria......
And
"Davi and Kerry-Anne were accompanied by their daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann, Kerry-Anne's daughter Keeley Millerchip, her partner Andrew Bostock and their sons Kenzie and Jayden."
And
"The family eventually made it to their holiday destination on Wednesday, the Cala Nova Hotel in Puerto Rico, where they holiday every year."
Hyphenated first and surnames, impressive !Grandfather at 33, tattoo'd face, Ryanair to Gran canaria......
And
"Davi and Kerry-Anne were accompanied by their daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann, Kerry-Anne's daughter Keeley Millerchip, her partner Andrew Bostock and their sons Kenzie and Jayden."
And
"The family eventually made it to their holiday destination on Wednesday, the Cala Nova Hotel in Puerto Rico, where they holiday every year."
J4CKO said:
Chester draws said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
Grandfather at 33, tattoo'd face, Ryanair to Gran canaria......
And
"Davi and Kerry-Anne were accompanied by their daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann, Kerry-Anne's daughter Keeley Millerchip, her partner Andrew Bostock and their sons Kenzie and Jayden."
And
"The family eventually made it to their holiday destination on Wednesday, the Cala Nova Hotel in Puerto Rico, where they holiday every year."
Hyphenated first and surnames, impressive !Grandfather at 33, tattoo'd face, Ryanair to Gran canaria......
And
"Davi and Kerry-Anne were accompanied by their daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann, Kerry-Anne's daughter Keeley Millerchip, her partner Andrew Bostock and their sons Kenzie and Jayden."
And
"The family eventually made it to their holiday destination on Wednesday, the Cala Nova Hotel in Puerto Rico, where they holiday every year."
Grandfather at 33
Tattoos on face
Ryanair to Gran Canaria
Odd first name
Daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann
I wonder why the allegedly drunken Polish guys didn't get thrown off too?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
Tattoos on face
Ryanair to Gran Canaria
Odd first name
Daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann
I wonder why the allegedly drunken Polish guys didn't get thrown off too?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
55palfers said:
Grandfather at 33
Tattoos on face
Ryanair to Gran Canaria
Odd first name
Daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann
I wonder why the allegedly drunken Polish guys didn't get thrown off too?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
Doesn't add up. That will serve him right for leaving cash in over head (not likely to be true) and getting on a chav flight.Tattoos on face
Ryanair to Gran Canaria
Odd first name
Daughters Skyla and Shelby-Ann
I wonder why the allegedly drunken Polish guys didn't get thrown off too?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Gr...
that's an amazing ramp. one of the things I do is deliver all the adaptation services here in sunny yorkshire. Built 1000's of the things.
beat this:
a case of stupid council, rehouses someone badly and in law, has a duty to sort out their own mess. leading to this. Poor girl.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459535/Mum-s-fury...
beat this:
a case of stupid council, rehouses someone badly and in law, has a duty to sort out their own mess. leading to this. Poor girl.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459535/Mum-s-fury...
austinsmirk said:
that's an amazing ramp. one of the things I do is deliver all the adaptation services here in sunny yorkshire. Built 1000's of the things.
beat this:
a case of stupid council, rehouses someone badly and in law, has a duty to sort out their own mess. leading to this. Poor girl.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459535/Mum-s-fury...
That's way cool!beat this:
a case of stupid council, rehouses someone badly and in law, has a duty to sort out their own mess. leading to this. Poor girl.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459535/Mum-s-fury...
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