A bit council Vol 2

[anonymous-user]

Is this the first time pics HAVE been posted ?

[motco]

Zut alors!

[Lance Catamaran]

Frank7 said:

Nickbrapp said:

Chef couldn't drive sports car after huge hole left outside garage

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/chef-...


SPORTS CAR
£10,000
FORD COUGER
Council.

Spelling Cougar as Couger, council par excellence.

Apparently it has ivory seats. To be fair that would increase the car's value, but I can't imagine they are that comfy.

[Thankyou4calling]

alorotom said:

FTFY

That has to be from about 1989 surely.

[anonymous-user]

Council thread just became the Readers' Wives thread.

[alorotom]

The Spruce goose said:

Council thread just became the Readers' Wives thread.

Least it isn't readers hentai like it verged on a few days ago!

[Alucidnation]

Why is he trying to suck her eye out?

[Oakey]

The Spruce goose said:

Council thread just became the Readers' Wives thread.

They have one of those on Scoobynet, I remember seeing a local bird on there once that was also on an episode of Come Dine With Me

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Frank7 said:

Nickbrapp said:

Chef couldn't drive sports car after huge hole left outside garage

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/chef-...


SPORTS CAR
£10,000
FORD COUGER
Council.

Spelling Cougar as Couger, council par excellence.

'He travels the country in his car and is even a member of the UkCougar club'

No! Surely, not THE UkCougar club?! Hold the press!

[SlimRick]

Oakey said:

The Spruce goose said:

Council thread just became the Readers' Wives thread.

They have one of those on Scoobynet, I remember seeing a local bird on there once that was also on an episode of Come Dine With Me

Link for.....ahem....research purposes?

[Frank7]

Thankyou4calling said:

That has to be from about 1989 surely.

Thanks for the fix, and I'd say that it was closer to 1980, but I swear to God that I don't remember exactly.

Edited by Frank7 on Friday 18th August 21:38

[anonymous-user]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

'He travels the country in his car and is even a member of the UkCougar club'

No! Surely, not THE UkCougar club?! Hold the press!

No mot it seems so nit travelling far.

[KAgantua]

V8mate said:

Frank7 said:

Whistle said:

I would go so far as to say a large percentage of the UK are utter council.
We have just spent the last two weeks in southern Spain away from all of the tourist areas, not heard an English voice in at least 10 days, utter bliss. Almost all of the Spanish we met where all very pleasant and well dressed.

This morning I arrive at Malaga airport ready to fly home.

My God I felt embarrassed to be English, almost everyone there was utter council, shouting and swearing at there fat as feck kids with stupid names, all stamped with tattoos that look utter sh*t and dressed like they are well into sporting activities when in fact they are all morbidly overweight.

Britain is doomed.

That's the reason that my wife, 5ft. 3ins., and 7.5 stones, no tattoos, switches into French when walking into an area abroad that contains hordes of British chavs.

To which you naturally respond: "Wotchu fackin' torkin abaht, you fackin dozy mare?"

shat ur noiwse you stuhpid caaahnt

[Frank7]

OzzyR1 said:

Jesus Christ.

Easy mistake, but it's me, honest.

[Ari]

Asking for photos of a stranger's wife on a web forum Counc... disturbing.

Actually posting a photo of your wife (from 30 years ago when she still looked like your description of her)?

Uber council!

[generationx]

Actually posting after a pretty standard tongue-in-cheek PH question: almost unheard of

[thetapeworm]

Parking a caravan longer than your town house driveway on said driveway and crashing into your own house is council I think?

[fatboy18]

100% Council.

[motco]

fatboy18 said:

100% Council.

Picture taken by next door neighbour?

[lord trumpton]

Supermarket coupons.

I was queueing to pay at the supermarket checkout earlier. Having endured the wait for the till bird and the shopper to finish cackling and gabbing whilst scanning an endless amount of crap, said shopper pulls out about 20 coupons for 5p off this and 12p off that etc.

I was thinking these coupon things are a bit council, no?