A bit council Vol 2

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Honk

1,985 posts

204 months

Sunday 20th August 2017
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lord trumpton said:
What about those turn ups?
Hipster?

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Sunday 20th August 2017
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BlackLabel said:
Hanging out of a white Bentley continental convertible hire car. Council?

Edited by BlackLabel on Sunday 20th August 18:37
yes Poor choice.

Dog Star

16,145 posts

169 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Thought I'd just get one in before the end of volume 2 - how much I've enjoyed it and looking forwards to number 3. biggrin


Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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talksthetorque said:
Here's a fess up to start the roundup of volume 2, so they disappear in to the midst.
Couldn't be bothered to cook so Chinese is ordered. Minor infringement
Visiting father-out-law decides to join me to collect.
Here he is (or rather here is his bottom half)


Yup, sat waiting in the takeaway in slippers
Hate it when my inlaws/any member of her family tries to join me on the takeaway run- That's my only time to myself over the whole weekend dammit! And they insist on talking over the TV...

alorotom

11,952 posts

188 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Don't think I have ever been in a takeaway that had a carpeted floor ... unless it's a restaurant that also does takeout but then that's not a takeaway Shirley?

Those slippers aren't too bad either though, least from a few feet away they just look like moccasins

Agreed 100% on the takeaway runtime being peaceful alone time too!! smile

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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alorotom said:
Don't think I have ever been in a takeaway that had a carpeted floor ... unless it's a restaurant that also does takeout but then that's not a takeaway Shirley?

Those slippers aren't too bad either though, least from a few feet away they just look like moccasins
M&S.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Ooh 126 pages - a new record?

PurpleTurtle

7,016 posts

145 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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thetapeworm said:
Parking a caravan longer than your town house driveway on said driveway and crashing into your own house is council I think?



Jeez, is that stored there permanently like that or just temporarily, it being holiday time?

Where I live there is a covenant on the properties that prevents storage of caravans and motorhomes, so I have the pleasure of forking out £550 a year to store our tiny three-berth Eriba away from the home, so I don't look Council (even though some may say all caravans are Cahncil!)

jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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PurpleTurtle said:
Jeez, is that stored there permanently like that or just temporarily, it being holiday time?

Where I live there is a covenant on the properties that prevents storage of caravans and motorhomes, so I have the pleasure of forking out £550 a year to store our tiny three-berth Eriba away from the home, so I don't look Council (even though some may say all caravans are Cahncil!)
Pretty sure I read something similar when we bought our house. Does not stop anyone. Not that it bothers me.

alorotom

11,952 posts

188 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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PurpleTurtle said:
Jeez, is that stored there permanently like that or just temporarily, it being holiday time?

Where I live there is a covenant on the properties that prevents storage of caravans and motorhomes, so I have the pleasure of forking out £550 a year to store our tiny three-berth Eriba away from the home, so I don't look Council (even though some may say all caravans are Cahncil!)
In our experience most housing areas built since the 50s have that covenant just most don't abide by it sadly

thetapeworm

11,243 posts

240 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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PurpleTurtle said:
thetapeworm said:
Parking a caravan longer than your town house driveway on said driveway and crashing into your own house is council I think?



Jeez, is that stored there permanently like that or just temporarily, it being holiday time?

Where I live there is a covenant on the properties that prevents storage of caravans and motorhomes, so I have the pleasure of forking out £550 a year to store our tiny three-berth Eriba away from the home, so I don't look Council (even though some may say all caravans are Cahncil!)
It appears for about a week either side of them going away, to be perfectly honest it's like a beacon of joy in many ways as it means their 5 kids, whoever "plays" the violin, 5 dogs and god knows what else it is that makes all the noise won't be around for a weekend / week.

They just live in completely the wrong house.

Thankfully for us this isn't our forever home, it's a temporary rental while we save up and buy somewhere with no / less / quieter neighbours.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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alorotom said:
In our experience most housing areas built since the 50s have that covenant just most don't abide by it sadly
Correct. Our new-ish (2011) build estate has rules about sign written vans and caravans. Both of which are completely ignored. The most blatant of which, and probably one for the bad parking thread, is a chap with a large (must be 20') caravan that he parks along the road from his house. Rather than spoil his own view, or take up "his" parking space, he parks a hundred yards down the road in front of some flats instead. Should he need to move his people carrier from outside his house, he puts a wheelie bin in it's place.

graham22

3,295 posts

206 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Spice_Weasel said:
I've got a council double-bill coming up this week. Legoland on Wednesday followed by Chessington World of Adventures on Thursday.

The kids want to go and we are making the most of our Merlin passes (which won't be displayed on lanyards around our necks. That crap went in the bin straight away).

I may post late next week if I'm still sane.
We went semi-council last week on visit to Legoland. Our 5 and half year old daughter loves it and is tall enough and brave enough to do all the rides, so we're happy to tolerate it twice a year as it won't last forever.

Last August Bank Holiday we thought we'd give Chessington a try and my god I wish we hadn't. It was so council it hurt. Bench/McKenzie branded tracksuits everywhere, scrawny Reebok-classic wearing husbands/partners/carers/feeders shuffling around alongside a sweating, swearing, vaping, elephantine blob of indeterminate gender and their several children who were either malnourished or heading towards Type 2 diabetes aged 8 – nothing in between.

The whole place is looking very tired and the rides are poor. Never again.

My thoughts are with you.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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graham22 said:
PH`er`s clicking the thumbs up button laugh

Paul Dishman

4,714 posts

238 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Grahamdub said:
graham22 said:
PH`er`s clicking the thumbs up button laugh
There'll be people in that pub who have never been east of the Tamar

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Paul Dishman said:
There'll be people in that pub who have never been east of the Tamar
They won't pay the £1.50 toll, or the extra fuel to go over Bodmin...

graham22

3,295 posts

206 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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Paul Dishman said:
Grahamdub said:
graham22 said:
PH`er`s clicking the thumbs up button laugh
There'll be people in that pub who have never been east of Penzance
I've corrected that for you, if you knew Newlyn!

WizzBang

297 posts

107 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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lord trumpton said:
.... displaying a flabby camel toe that looked like a ripped cushion.
The slightly torn cushion that is oh-so-carefully placed on the settee so the rip can't be seen, is going straight into the bin as soon as I get home.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st August 2017
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being drink on a plane, panorama has even done a docu on it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09202lw/pano...

People from Scotland seem high up there as the perps.




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