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Captain Raymond Holt said:
I have been up in North Norfolk for the last few days visiting my parents (along with my brother and the nieces) and on the way to Holkham Hall to indulge in some pond dipping, we saw this bellend on the road.One thing North Norfolk, well, actually the UK as a whole, is not short of, is swans. They're not exactly an endangered species, and call me a bounder and a cad, but I struggle to see why they need that tulip "patrolling" North Norfolk with his aerials and orange lights. And just to put myself firmly in the sights of the Walts: seals. There are , literally, hundreds of thousands of them on the North Norfolk coast, They are undeniably cute, but they too, are not endangered, so stop getting so bloody hysterical about them and dial back your high viz and orange lights as well.
Yes, you know to the extent where people ascribe unduly excessive dog emotions to them because of their facial features. Ie they overlook the way dogs have been bred to have ‘loving’ or expressive eyes that tug on the heart strings, so really believe their dog loves them. But I’m mainly thinking of the morons that set up dog sanctuaries and import sad dogs from Romania or wherever.
Europa1 said:
I have been up in North Norfolk for the last few days visiting my parents (along with my brother and the nieces) and on the way to Holkham Hall to indulge in some pond dipping, we saw this bellend on the road.
One thing North Norfolk, well, actually the UK as a whole, is not short of, is swans. They're not exactly an endangered species, and call me a bounder and a cad, but I struggle to see why they need that tulip "patrolling" North Norfolk with his aerials and orange lights. And just to put myself firmly in the sights of the Walts: seals. There are , literally, hundreds of thousands of them on the North Norfolk coast, They are undeniably cute, but they too, are not endangered, so stop getting so bloody hysterical about them and dial back your high viz and orange lights as well.
And also Swans are the Chuck Norris os the bird world. Very few things are going to fk with them except the odd out of control dog. They ain't exactly vulnerable and plus its illegal to kill them.One thing North Norfolk, well, actually the UK as a whole, is not short of, is swans. They're not exactly an endangered species, and call me a bounder and a cad, but I struggle to see why they need that tulip "patrolling" North Norfolk with his aerials and orange lights. And just to put myself firmly in the sights of the Walts: seals. There are , literally, hundreds of thousands of them on the North Norfolk coast, They are undeniably cute, but they too, are not endangered, so stop getting so bloody hysterical about them and dial back your high viz and orange lights as well.
The ultimate walt that. 0 need for your services and if there was a need, you dont need to plaster your 15 year old Focus with lights and aerials
LimaDelta said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
Can we assume by the '9' he is sporting on the beacons that there are at least eight other like minded individuals, or is it a 'Seal Team Six' type misdirection and he is indeed flying solo?Disagree with previous poster who said that people
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.
Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.
Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
RDM said:
Disagree with previous poster who said that people
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.
Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
Give me £500 and I’ll send you a real donkey Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.
Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
RDM said:
Disagree with previous poster who said that people
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.
Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
I’ve always wondered that these adverts asking you to adopt a particular donkey or starving kid in Africa for just £5 per month just have a bank of, say, 10 photos of particularly cute donkey/kids and send them out in rotation to the gullible and just send out generic updates to everyone whilst begging you to up your contribution.Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.
Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
Wonder if they mix them up as well,
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