Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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Aside from anything else the tattoos are fresh, not collected over the years as you'd expect from someone in the service.

helix402

7,875 posts

183 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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I think Ronald McDonald has more military experience than that chap!

Captain Raymond Holt

12,230 posts

195 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Found on the internets.

Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Swan watch. rofl

What a !

CoolHands

18,677 posts

196 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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I honestly believe for most of these people it signifies mental illness. I think the same about dog lovers, donkey sanctuaries, bird fanciers and so on too though.

helix402

7,875 posts

183 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Swanbulance surely?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:


Found on the internets.
I have been up in North Norfolk for the last few days visiting my parents (along with my brother and the nieces) and on the way to Holkham Hall to indulge in some pond dipping, we saw this bellend on the road.

One thing North Norfolk, well, actually the UK as a whole, is not short of, is swans. They're not exactly an endangered species, and call me a bounder and a cad, but I struggle to see why they need that tulip "patrolling" North Norfolk with his aerials and orange lights. And just to put myself firmly in the sights of the Walts: seals. There are , literally, hundreds of thousands of them on the North Norfolk coast, They are undeniably cute, but they too, are not endangered, so stop getting so bloody hysterical about them and dial back your high viz and orange lights as well.

Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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CoolHands said:
I honestly believe for most of these people it signifies mental illness. I think the same about dog lovers, donkey sanctuaries, bird fanciers and so on too though.
Liking dogs is a mental illness?

CoolHands

18,677 posts

196 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Yes, you know to the extent where people ascribe unduly excessive dog emotions to them because of their facial features. Ie they overlook the way dogs have been bred to have ‘loving’ or expressive eyes that tug on the heart strings, so really believe their dog loves them. But I’m mainly thinking of the morons that set up dog sanctuaries and import sad dogs from Romania or wherever.

Starfighter

4,929 posts

179 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Europa1 said:
I have been up in North Norfolk for the last few days visiting my parents (along with my brother and the nieces).....
Same person?

Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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I disagree about animals not having feelings but I'm not going to get into with you.

wolfracesonic

7,011 posts

128 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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helix402 said:
Swanbulance surely?
It’s ‘swanbiwlans’ you ‘tard.

Scabutz

7,632 posts

81 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Europa1 said:
I have been up in North Norfolk for the last few days visiting my parents (along with my brother and the nieces) and on the way to Holkham Hall to indulge in some pond dipping, we saw this bellend on the road.

One thing North Norfolk, well, actually the UK as a whole, is not short of, is swans. They're not exactly an endangered species, and call me a bounder and a cad, but I struggle to see why they need that tulip "patrolling" North Norfolk with his aerials and orange lights. And just to put myself firmly in the sights of the Walts: seals. There are , literally, hundreds of thousands of them on the North Norfolk coast, They are undeniably cute, but they too, are not endangered, so stop getting so bloody hysterical about them and dial back your high viz and orange lights as well.
And also Swans are the Chuck Norris os the bird world. Very few things are going to fk with them except the odd out of control dog. They ain't exactly vulnerable and plus its illegal to kill them.

The ultimate walt that. 0 need for your services and if there was a need, you dont need to plaster your 15 year old Focus with lights and aerials

LimaDelta

6,530 posts

219 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:


Found on the internets.
Can we assume by the '9' he is sporting on the beacons that there are at least eight other like minded individuals, or is it a 'Seal Team Six' type misdirection and he is indeed flying solo?

Spare tyre

9,590 posts

131 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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LimaDelta said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:


Found on the internets.
Can we assume by the '9' he is sporting on the beacons that there are at least eight other like minded individuals, or is it a 'Seal Team Six' type misdirection and he is indeed flying solo?
I reckon that 9 is to do with CB radio or similar, over

RDM

1,860 posts

208 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Disagree with previous poster who said that people
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.

Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!

Spare tyre

9,590 posts

131 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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RDM said:
Disagree with previous poster who said that people
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.

Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
Give me £500 and I’ll send you a real donkey

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:


Found on the internets.
Rotary beacons on top of a light bar?
WaltCon1: Activated.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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wolfracesonic said:
helix402 said:
Swanbulance surely?
It’s ‘swanbiwlans’ you ‘tard.
clap

valiant

10,254 posts

161 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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RDM said:
Disagree with previous poster who said that people
Who set up donkey sanctuaries are mentally ill. I had a think about it and it’s actually genius. Sad advert on telly and people send you free money in exchange for a photo of a donkey.

Go on dragons den with that they’d bite your hand off. The donkeys don’t even have to exist!
I’ve always wondered that these adverts asking you to adopt a particular donkey or starving kid in Africa for just £5 per month just have a bank of, say, 10 photos of particularly cute donkey/kids and send them out in rotation to the gullible and just send out generic updates to everyone whilst begging you to up your contribution.

Wonder if they mix them up as well,

“Dobbin needs to go to School, can you help?”