Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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Taylor James

3,111 posts

61 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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DonkeyApple said:
Crossflow Kid said:
Maybe Live Aid is to Roadie Walts what The Balcony is to SAS Walts?
The ones near me definitely all worked for Led Zep. They must have had more roadies than audience.
You're right, they definitely existed but I'm too old to know if they are still around. I suppose the original roadie walts would all be dead now and any current versions toured with Nirvana or Guns n Roses.

Your post made me think of another variety which is the 'connected' Walt. They are/were mates with Pablo Escobar/Kenny Noye/some mafia Don.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Taylor James said:
I find the really rabid walt hunters almost as weird as the walts. The ex-service people I know don't take walting very seriously at all. About the only thing that winds them up is people dressing up and wearing medals at remembrance events. I also think you need a certain degree of credibility before you go full Rambo on walts. Paras have it. Payroll rather less so. Doesn't every pub in the country have their own resident ex special forces hero (laughing stock)?...
I find it odd too. But then again, I also find the Regimental Blazer association types a bit daft. I know the standard bearer thing is done for good reason, and I've suited up and worn medals myself at Remembrance Day services since leaving, but I can't imagine wanting to get a blazer with a badge on it, and grey slacks. Maybe in a few years time I'll change my mind, but currently it's not for me. Although it's currently annoying me that, since moving house in May, I can't now find my Veteran's badge, nor my Corps badge which I wear with a poppy at this time of year...

conkerman

3,301 posts

135 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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mikal83 said:
bigandclever said:
DonkeyApple said:
A few years ago there was a Preppers thread on here that filled up with some full time mentalists.
I miss 5ohmustang.
He's still in his log cabin with his bff Pinocchio
And a Faraday cage filled with Grot.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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I thought it might be nice to make contact, so I emailed The Royal Engineers Association with a view to joining.

Nothing!

No reply, no acknowledgement, nothing.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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The Mad Monk said:
I thought it might be nice to make contact, so I emailed The Royal Engineers Association with a view to joining.

Nothing!

No reply, no acknowledgement, nothing.
You'd think they'd be keen to see new members too, with the older generation getting on a bit, and some shuffling off over time. These old Regimental Associations from amalgamated units will die out completely over time, as newer potential members won't have served in the legacy units, only in the 'new' regiment resulting from amalgamations, but the REA ought to have a healthier potential member pool, really...

GOATever

2,651 posts

67 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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techiedave said:
Thanks for that bit of background - very much appreciated. I just wondered what had happened.
I thought the original came across as very well researched and genuine but also had bags of humour attached to it
Thanks again
The proper group ( the Walter Mitty hunters club HQ) are still up and running, on Bookface.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Halmyre said:
Crossflow Kid said:
Maybe Live Aid is to Roadie Walts what The Balcony is to SAS Walts?
Live Aid's too vague, it's like comparing the whole Afghanistan campaign to The Balcony. You want something like the Sex Pistols' or Jimi Hendrix's first gig.
See the mic stand that Freddie’s holding?
I handed him that as he walked on.


anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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The Mad Monk said:
I thought it might be nice to make contact, so I emailed The Royal Engineers Association with a view to joining.

Nothing!

No reply, no acknowledgement, nothing.
You need to dig a little deeper
;-)

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Crossflow Kid said:
See the mic stand that Freddie’s holding?
I handed him that as he walked on.

So Freddie Mercury had your big rod in his hand.I hope you used protection biggrin

Who played you in "Bohemian Rhapsody" then?

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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kowalski655 said:
So Freddie Mercury had your big rod in his hand.I hope you used protection biggrin

Who played you in "Bohemian Rhapsody" then?
They edited me out.
I don’t like to brag. It’s the roadie’s lot in life really....always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
I just sleep with one....two.....one-two-three.....one-two....one eye open and think of all the joy my uncredited efforts have brought to the millions who watched Live Aid back in ‘85.
It’s not about the glory.
And the starving children.....please, think of the children.

Dont like rolls

3,798 posts

54 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Crossflow Kid said:
See the mic stand that Freddie’s holding?
I handed him that as he walked on.

I may have seen you do it but I think 4000 people in front of me got it the way.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Crossflow Kid said:
They edited me out.
I don’t like to brag. It’s the roadie’s lot in life really....always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
I just sleep with one....two.....one-two-three.....one-two....one eye open
rofl

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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Crossflow Kid said:
They edited me out.
I don’t like to brag. It’s the roadie’s lot in life really....always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
I just sleep with one....two.....one-two-three.....one-two....one eye open and think of all the joy my uncredited efforts have brought to the millions who watched Live Aid back in ‘85.
It’s not about the glory.
And the starving children.....please, think of the children.
FAKE! A true walt would have claimed it was a George Clooney uncredited cameo smile

Halmyre

11,203 posts

139 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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kowalski655 said:
Crossflow Kid said:
They edited me out.
I don’t like to brag. It’s the roadie’s lot in life really....always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
I just sleep with one....two.....one-two-three.....one-two....one eye open and think of all the joy my uncredited efforts have brought to the millions who watched Live Aid back in ‘85.
It’s not about the glory.
And the starving children.....please, think of the children.
FAKE! A true walt would have claimed it was a George Clooney uncredited cameo smile
And I have NEVER heard a roadie say one-two-*three*.

Busted!

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th October 2019
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They cant count that high

WindyCommon

3,377 posts

239 months

Wednesday 30th October 2019
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thepawbroon

1,153 posts

184 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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Hi,

I think I’ve found peak Hi-viz in my local area – fireworks/bonfire in the local park (which is round the corner from my house). I’ve never seen so many orange flashing lights, in broad daylight. In fact, one of the Surrey 4x4 rescue guys, who lives across the road from the park used his roof beacons while driving across the road…..which was closed to traffic!

My error was to get into the park at 1.55pm on foot, a whole five minutes prior to “Lock-Down Hour” as one of the walts informed me. My daughter and I took more than the regulation 5 minutes to cross the park, mainly because the whole place was covered in cordoned off areas where folk were setting up fireworks etc. No problem with the cordons. Safety First.

We arrived at Exit Gate No.2 at 2.01pm to be greeted with “Sorry Sir, Park is in Locked-Down Status now, the gates are not accessible to ordinary members of the public”. I explained that, if all the gates were locked, then we would be best leaving by his gate as I wouldn’t have to cross the danger zone with a surly 9 year old. That didn’t work. So we walked around 2 more exits (8 more minutes) to be greeted by the same answer. Eventually we got back to the gate we came in, which was being opened now and then to allow the orange flasher brigade in and out. We waited for the opportunity to spring our escape and toddled on ignoring the cries of “Excuse me sir, Sir you with the child, I’m going to have to ask you to halt Sir.”

The lock down status was lifted at 5pm, whereby ordinary members of the public were permitted to enter upon paying £5 a head to watch the 7pm fireworks. Which were outstandingly excellent and lasted for 29 minutes. Well done the Rotary for organising them.
We watched them, with a large bunch of friends and their kids, from our back garden. Safe in the knowledge that we were not overloading the walt brigade with additional HSE risk (and saving a chunk of cash).

Guy Fawkes never had this bother did he?

rovermorris999

5,202 posts

189 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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If the gate wasn't locked I'd have let myself out at the risk of the walt exploding.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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A park in “ Lock down status”, “ordinary members of the public” laugh
They really don’t do themselves any favours.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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''Guys we have a code red''
''Full emergency mode activated''
''One IC male with a burnt lip from a too hot potato rescued/first aided.''

OT What was that clip about the walt dealing with this person, kept calling them the casualty?

Edited by Thesprucegoose on Monday 4th November 17:51