Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[Turquoise]

In 2016 a cack 4x4 response unit was sent a strongly worded letter by a local council for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security council house to a 4x4 proving ground. Today, still wanted by the local authority, they survive as muppets of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Walt Team...

Edited by Turquoise on Thursday 26th May 14:13

[Vocal Minority]

TTwiggy said:

Indeed. The last survivor of the Crimean War actually died in 2004.

Assuming they were 15 at the end, that would make them 162.....unless there was a tortoise involved (and you never know with regimental mascots etc)?

[Vaud]

Vocal Minority said:

Assuming they were 15 at the end, that would make them 162.....unless there was a tortoise involved (and you never know with regimental mascots etc)?

It was indeed a tortoise.

[Vocal Minority]

I have now read back and realise this. I'm oddly pleased with myself despite falling for a ploy

[Zod]

Crossflow Kid said:

kowalski655 said:

You often see missing cat posters ask that you check your shed & garage for it.
!

Neighbour of ours knocked on the door once and told me their cat had disappeared and to check my shed.......
bd had stolen my lawnmower before making off.

The cat stole your lawnmower?

[Justayellowbadge]

Zod said:

Crossflow Kid said:

kowalski655 said:

You often see missing cat posters ask that you check your shed & garage for it.
!

Neighbour of ours knocked on the door once and told me their cat had disappeared and to check my shed.......
bd had stolen my lawnmower before making off.

The cat stole your lawnmower?

Probably mistook it for drilling equipment.

[Vaud]

Justayellowbadge said:

Probably mistook it for drilling equipment.

Drilling for oil?

[Fatboy]

Vaud said:

Drilling for oil?

Nope, cream. There's rich veins of it underneath Surrey

[anonymous-user]

Turquoise said:

In 2016 a cack 4x4 response unit was sent a strongly worded letter by a local council for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security council house to a 4x4 proving ground. Today, still wanted by the local authority, they survive as muppets of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Walt Team...

Edited by Turquoise on Thursday 26th May 14:13

It's 4x4 emergency response unit ok?
As a civilian it's understandable you'd make that mistake but I'm sure the Walts would forgive you......after all, they don't like to make a big song and dance about what they do,

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 26th May 14:35

[Bosshogg76]

Justayellowbadge said:

Probably mistook it for drilling equipment.

Very true, that's why they purr..

[donnydave]

they'll drill for anything, just for the love of drilling. it's ok though, they're wearing goggles

[dudleybloke]

Vaud said:

Reminds me of the old joke

"I'm in a new band called Missing Cat - you've probably seen our posters"

[carreauchompeur]

Good bants

[ApOrbital]

That's a hedgehog ffs.

[ShyTallKnight]

dudleybloke said:

My cats called Gary but he doesn't look like a badger. As you were.

[BruceV8]

[LivingTheDream]

Wondering if I saw a particularly rubbish 'Walt' this morning...

[Turquoise]

There's a guy like that round my way. Car covered in exactly the same small checkers. His emergency service? He delivers dentures to dentists...

[ThunderGuts]

Doesn't green indicate doctor?

ETA - st parking too

Edited by ThunderGuts on Friday 27th May 10:45

[anonymous-user]