Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[CoolHands]

pablo said:

Is “Sporting Walt” a thing? I’ve seen a guy wearing a “Triathlon Academy COACH” hoodie who I know has only ever entered one triathlon in his life (DNF through injury) but now appears to be a coach. I’ve never seen him on a bike and he runs about twice a month. He could have done a load of coaching courses and I appreciate you don’t have to have a competition history and a load of medals before you become a coach but…..

That’s a good shout. There are lots of fat swimming ‘instructors’ that could probably do well to get some exercise in themselves. Probably can’t even swim but who would know

[Zetec-S]

LeadFarmer said:

Do bikers wearing 'POLITE' vests qualify for this thread? They are definitely wannabe's




A breeding pair?

[FNG]

Dibble said:

Halmyre said:

vaud said:

Jonmx said:

There is a Police Volunteer program that might, just maybe consider him... https://www.devon-cornwall.police.uk/your-right-to... D&C Police getting volunteers to clean the patrol cars.....a tad cheeky.

"Citizens In Policing"...

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol ??

Cheeky process... and that would also mean a Walt would also get to drive a real police car.

Cleaning cars sounds like a useful task and therefore would be anathema to Walts. But it's a police car and is therefore catnip to Walts. So you're setting up a potentially lethally paradoxical state in the Walt's brain.

Schrödinger’s Walt?

Be like a cat falling off a roof with buttered toast on its back.

Edited by FNG on Wednesday 7th July 16:13

[carmadgaz]

FNG said:

Be like a cat falling off a roof with buttered toast on its back.

Edited by FNG on Wednesday 7th July 16:13

I thought that was the only way to make a legit perpetual motion machine

[Psycho Warren]

No its the solution to create anti-gravity.

[Maximus_Meridius101]

Sussex 4x4 response are on standby. Oscar foxtrot foxtrot, foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo out, over.

[Halmyre]

Psycho Warren said:

No its the solution to create anti-gravity.

Yes but the cat needs to rotate in perpetuity. Or until it loses sentience.

[DonkeyApple]

CoolHands said:

Some high quality walting going on here

<over>



Yes, it’s real

Are these Walts? It hadn't previously crossed my mind that the village stazi who wait out their days trying to get the pub closed down so they can complain about how the pub has gone the same way as the post office they successfully murdered, collect speeding data to prove that their village should also be made a 20 so they can smash through it at 40 like all the other villages and the NSL parts in between, who run the church and talk about God yet insidiously plot against everyone else, it hadn't occurred that while they were waiting for the rapture, when they will be made village overlord by the invaders and get to send everyone they disapprove of to the death camps that they were walting.

I think they're supposed to wear those vests as part of the data collection rules. It's not because they want to. They want to wear the black of the Waffen SS and a chirpy little armband.

These people are why we've pushed retirement age out to 70 and ensured most people will still be paying a mortgage until they are too frail to be out in public. Having so many English ejected from employment at 55 where they were kept at desks and given tasks to do that kept them occupied and weaponised with spending money has wreaked carnage on civilised society. Enraged, bitter, passive aggressive and duplicitous jumped up scrotes released en masse to inflict misery and oppression upon everyone.

I never considered that they were Walts as I always felt they were the real deal, doing exactly what they wanted to do, being what they wanted to be and not pretending to be something else?

[DonkeyApple]

Maximus_Meridius101 said:

Sussex 4x4 response are on standby. Oscar foxtrot foxtrot, foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo out, over.

Now that's a dilemma if you're stuck in a muddy field wanting to get home after a nice day out. Does one stand on one principles or fold?

Also not sure how my dealer can help, he can't even get good quality heroin.

[Zetec-S]

DonkeyApple said:

Are these Walts? It hadn't previously crossed my mind that the village stazi who wait out their days trying to get the pub closed down so they can complain about how the pub has gone the same way as the post office they successfully murdered, collect speeding data to prove that their village should also be made a 20 so they can smash through it at 40 like all the other villages and the NSL parts in between, who run the church and talk about God yet insidiously plot against everyone else, it hadn't occurred that while they were waiting for the rapture, when they will be made village overlord by the invaders and get to send everyone they disapprove of to the death camps that they were walting.

I think they're supposed to wear those vests as part of the data collection rules. It's not because they want to. They want to wear the black of the Waffen SS and a chirpy little armband.

These people are why we've pushed retirement age out to 70 and ensured most people will still be paying a mortgage until they are too frail to be out in public. Having so many English ejected from employment at 55 where they were kept at desks and given tasks to do that kept them occupied and weaponised with spending money has wreaked carnage on civilised society. Enraged, bitter, passive aggressive and duplicitous jumped up scrotes released en masse to inflict misery and oppression upon everyone.

I never considered that they were Walts as I always felt they were the real deal, doing exactly what they wanted to do, being what they wanted to be and not pretending to be something else?

[InitialDave]

Halmyre said:

Yes but the cat needs to rotate in perpetuity. Or until it loses sentience.

This is actually a specific variant of schrodinger's cat.

It's Dead Or Alive, because you spin it right round.

[anonymoususer]

Maximus_Meridius101 said:

Sussex 4x4 response are on standby. Oscar foxtrot foxtrot, foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo out, over.

It's not just the vehicles
It's the supplies and it's also the fact these guys can and will get their vehicles dirty that sets these above the usual 4x4 walters

[anonymous-user]

DonkeyApple said:

Maximus_Meridius101 said:

Sussex 4x4 response are on standby. Oscar foxtrot foxtrot, foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo out, over.

Now that's a dilemma if you're stuck in a muddy field wanting to get home after a nice day out. Does one stand on one principles or fold?

Also not sure how my dealer can help, he can't even get good quality heroin.

What I love are all the pictures of ever-so-slightly different tow hooks as if there is a fundamental difference between a Peugeot tow hook and a Honda tow hook….

[Maximus_Meridius101]

anonymoususer said:

It's not just the vehicles
It's the supplies and it's also the fact these guys can and will get their vehicles dirty that sets these above the usual 4x4 walters

To be fair, ribbing aside, they did actually serve a purpose this weekend, so may get some slack cut.

[Some Gump]

anonymoususer said:

Maximus_Meridius101 said:

Sussex 4x4 response are on standby. Oscar foxtrot foxtrot, foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo out, over.

It's not just the vehicles
It's the supplies and it's also the fact these guys can and will get their vehicles dirty that sets these above the usual 4x4 walters

I'm no DGR expert, but having 20 x 6 packs of 70/30 IPA wipes (a flammable) in the boot seems a bit dubious.. OK they've individually marked as "limited quantity" but I think that pretend medical hero walt might be playing with fire if he meets health and safety man with a clipboard...

[AstonZagato]

Some Gump said:

anonymoususer said:

Maximus_Meridius101 said:

Sussex 4x4 response are on standby. Oscar foxtrot foxtrot, foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo out, over.

It's not just the vehicles
It's the supplies and it's also the fact these guys can and will get their vehicles dirty that sets these above the usual 4x4 walters

I'm no DGR expert, but having 20 x 6 packs of 70/30 IPA wipes (a flammable) in the boot seems a bit dubious.. OK they've individually marked as "limited quantity" but I think that pretend medical hero walt might be playing with fire if he meets health and safety man with a clipboard...

My first thought was: "I now know who was hoarding loo rolls in lockdown 1"

[8Ace]

Good one in blackwater a couple of weeks ago. I particularly loved how he spelt out ARMY with those chrome letters you can get from Halfords



In case you can't see, the green sticker on the rear screen reads: DOG TEMPERATURE WIFI ALARM SYSTEM ON BOARD. Why he needs to muzzle himself in order to release the dog is a mystery however.

Edited by 8Ace on Monday 12th July 14:18

[QuartzDad]

8Ace said:

Good one in blackwater a couple of weeks ago. I particularly loved how he spelt out ARMY with those chrome letters you can get from Halfords

Presumably the dog rolls around laughing when you let him out...

[Maximus_Meridius101]

8Ace said:

Good one in blackwater a couple of weeks ago. I particularly loved how he spelt out ARMY with those chrome letters you can get from Halfords



In case you can't see, the green sticker on the rear screen reads: DOG TEMPERATURE WIFI ALARM SYSTEM ON BOARD. Why he needs to muzzle himself in order to release the dog is a mystery however.

Edited by 8Ace on Monday 12th July 14:18

I think it’s in case the dog is seen in the car when it’s hot. He doesn’t want his windows to get Ninja rocked.

[ApOrbital]

Ninja rocked