Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[Bomma220]

Just had a neighbour knocking on the door asking about a loose halibut.

Julie Andrews?

[Iva Barchetta]

Sounds fishy.

Or I smell a fish.....

Anyhoo,back from reading weekend paper at dad's.....

My dad's 87, he gets 4 confused smilies....

"Honest John "gets some bizarre questions in his column.

I don't remember what else I wanted to say.

[anonymous-user]

I was at school with a bloke whose first job was as a male stripper, then telephone lines, then major adult stuff. He's now a multi multi millionaire with homes on the med and here and surrounded by Jack n Danny all day long.
Where did I go wrong then?

[X5TUU]

Iva Barchetta said:

Sounds fishy.

Or I smell a fish.....

It's not fish, it's freedom

[fatboy18]

DickyC said:

This evening I shall be drinking Doombar.

Traditionalists look away now.

I keep it in the fridge.

If you are offended by this, just pretend I have a very cold cellar.

I was drinking Fullers ESB on Friday....All was seemingly going well until the 7th pint!
Ended up not being very well! But the narga chill dare might of had something to do with it!

[ChemicalChaos]

Can I ask how on earth does dreaming about an anglicised wild west make me communist?

Or do I need a parrot puffin?

[anonymous-user]

Because there are clearly Red Indians under your bed. This is lateral thinking, not linear. Naturally.

[Vitorio]

ChemicalChaos said:

Can I ask how on earth does dreaming about an anglicised wild west make me communist?

Or do I need a parrot puffin?

Cus if you aint with us, you against us! /dubya

[Iva Barchetta]

Until a few days ago I had no idea there was a film called Need for speed ,thought it was just a video

game.

As TT's self appointed film critic, I watched it last night....meh !

Nice cars, a lot of CGI when they get smashed up but all a bit Fast n Furious.

An Oscar for the posh English girl......

[Nik da Greek]

Awful film. Takes something for a film to be so bad not even a fleet of Koenigseggs can lift it from the mire

[PoleDriver]

Looks like I'm going to have to change my lifestyle!
Just been diagnosed as having type 2 diabetes.

No more pints of absinthe a mega-fry-ups for me!

[anonymous-user]

PoleDriver said:

Looks like I'm going to have to change my lifestyle!
Just been diagnosed as having type 2 diabetes.

No more pints of absinthe a mega-fry-ups for me!

Christ bad luck chap. Thinking of you at this difficult time..... Done, right now where were we?

[McAndy]

PoleDriver said:

Looks like I'm going to have to change my lifestyle!
Just been diagnosed as having type 2 diabetes.

No more pints of absinthe a mega-fry-ups for me!

Ah, bugger. Sorry to read that. Caught before anything untoward has occurred to your being, I hope?

[Iva Barchetta]

V6Pushfit said:

Done, right now where were we?

Up top of a gantry with killer pelicans circling overhead....

[anonymous-user]

Iva Barchetta said:

V6Pushfit said:

Done, right now where were we?

Up top of a gantry with killer pelicans circling overhead....

Ah, normality.

Trivial fact of the day: there are none.

[Jim AK]

V6Pushfit said:

Ah, normality.

Trivial fact of the day: there are none.

Here's one.

Otto spells Otto backwards!!

[anonymous-user]

I think you may find its ottO

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm a big fan of his cycle.

[Jim AK]

V6Pushfit said:

I think you may find its ottO

OTTO then.

Piston Heads........ Pedantry matters!

[anonymous-user]

Jim AK said:

OTTO then.

Piston Heads........ Pedantry matters!

Pedantry is the foundation of humanity.