Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[Nik da Greek]

I'm 300 yards from the sea, and it's bloody 'orrible here too

[anonymous-user]

The heat, the flies....

Can drive a man mad, you know...

[Nik da Greek]

In fact, speaking of being near the sea, I'm about a mile from the now-legendary stranded digger. The one specially designed to be able to do footwork out in the sea and then.... uhhh... got stuck in the sea

They reckon the digger cost about £80k but it'll cost three times that to rescue it. They were going to leave it but the kitesurfers keep smashing into it.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/05/an-850000-digger-is-...




I only mention it cos it's funny

[lucido grigio]

Flipping heck 20 km off the coast ,that's quite a way out.

[Bomma220]

Nik da Greek said:

I'm 300 yards from the sea, and it's bloody 'orrible here too

Fair one, that settles it then. I'm a miserable old bugger

[coopedup]

And yet hotter still tomorrow around my parts.......

[lucido grigio]

coopedup said:

And yet hotter still tomorrow around my parts.......

Don't want to know about your "parts".....

[coopedup]

lucido grigio said:

coopedup said:

And yet hotter still tomorrow around my parts.......

Don't want to know about your "parts".....

Spoilsport

[Bomma220]

coopedup said:

And yet hotter still tomorrow around my parts.......

There we have it, Ladies and Gents. If you want to remain cooler, avoid Coop's parts.

If you have any issues, please go to 'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'*

• Obscured upon legal advice.

[anonymous-user]

coopedup said:

lucido grigio said:

coopedup said:

And yet hotter still tomorrow around my parts.......

Don't want to know about your "parts".....

Spoilsport

I bet he says that to all the boys

[coopedup]

V6Pushfit said:

I bet he says that to all the boys

Only the special ones

[anonymous-user]

The term 'hot to trot' has just taken on a new meaning as I have been sitting sweltering in the car in stationary traffic and been taken over by a sudden and urgent need for the toilet.
This is not good. There's going to be one of two outcomes

[lucido grigio]

Further to coop's weather report,might see 34° tomorrow,then possibly the thundery aftermath.
Phew what a scorcher,as a tabloid once said.

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

The term 'hot to trot' has just taken on a new meaning as I have been sitting sweltering in the car in stationary traffic and been taken over by a sudden and urgent need for the toilet.
This is not good. There's going to be one of two outcomes

Oh dear. Last time I took the old dog down to a beach she was 'flitting along the shore'...

[anonymous-user]

Bomma220 said:

Oh dear. Last time I took the old dog down to a beach she was 'flitting along the shore'...

Mine got caught short in a seafood restaurant just as she was eating the starter so same here

[Bomma220]

Bit of a to - do today, looks like I'll need to pick Grandbomma up from school.

No big drama, just hope I don't get hammered at Mousetrap or Ker Plunk again

[anonymous-user]

Bomma220 said:

Bit of a to - do today, looks like I'll need to pick Grandbomma up from school.

No big drama, just hope I don't get hammered at Mousetrap or Ker Plunk again

I just had a hoop and stick.

[anonymous-user]

Well I called it a hoop. It was actually an old tyre.

[anonymous-user]

The stick was a woodwormed branch off the estate tree


We had it tough.

[anonymous-user]

I found the tyre on the estate too. Cortina.
She wasn't happy.