PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Master Bean: Please answer SS previous question else you will only receive a chilli fist. Could you also answer SS one further question, are you right or left handed?

[troc]

Because a wrong-handed chilli fist would be uncomfortable

[andburg]

id imagine a chilli fisting could be rather painful

[Bullett]

He'll be fine as long as he doesn't film it and put it on the internet.

[thetapeworm]

I've fallen for the old "UK in the name but actually in China" trick when buying online so am now hoping the item in question arrives before Christmas. It's in transit so there is hope.

[eltax91]

thetapeworm said:

I've fallen for the old "UK in the name but actually in China" trick when buying online so am now hoping the item in question arrives before Christmas. It's in transit so there is hope.

It will. My mate flies cargo for DHL. He's doing 3 returns a week to shanghai/ Beijing at the moment collecting Xmas presents.

[Master Bean]

I answered the first question via email as I don't fancy telling all these nutters on here my Facebook. I'm ambidextrous so a right handed black mamba will do. I'll link the video to pornhub when it arrives.

[The Moose]

Master Bean said:

I answered the first question via email as I don't fancy telling all these nutters on here my Facebook. I'm ambidextrous so a right handed black mamba will do. I'll link the video to pornhub when it arrives.

I don't appear to have received. Would you please resend?

Bloody Royal Fail

[Jonboy_t]

DONE! Thank god for Black Friday...

[eltax91]

Jonboy_t said:

DONE! Thank god for Black Friday...

I've procured 3 gifts myself on Black Friday too. Just the large black dildo and the winged horse of chav tat to go

[Jonboy_t]

eltax91 said:

Jonboy_t said:

DONE! Thank god for Black Friday...

I've procured 3 gifts myself on Black Friday too. Just the large black dildo and the winged horse of chav tat to go

Please don't let him be my SS. Please don't let him be my SS. Please don't let him be my SS. Please don't let him be my SS. Please don't let him be my SS.

[Dan_1981]

Not to blow my own trumpet but my SS is a lucky lucky fker.

[stupidbutkeen]

The main part of my gift arrived no problems, But the 2nd smaller daft part has yet to arrive.
Once it arrives hopefully by end of next week,I will even wrap the parcel in proper fathers day wrapping paper and everything before sending it.
I just hope my victim works from home or has time to go pick it up from some far away industrial estate miles from his house at ogod aclock time that cant be worked into a normal day.

[eltax91]

Dan_1981 said:

Not to blow my own trumpet but my SS is a lucky lucky fker.

Please let him be my SS. Please let him be my SS. Please let him be my SS. Please let him be my SS. Please let him be my SS.

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Dan_1981: Hope the curry gets things moving for you. Your gifts have been purchased and will be with you shortly

Viperz888: A very generous offer, we had noticed the lack of activity and the elves protested strongly. However, the goblins have come up trumps so I reckon we're OK. Goblins aren't as forgiving as elves, though.

[Dan_1981]

fking Hell Santa.

That was only last night.

I really do need to up my fb security......

Ps: the curry has had no effect so far.

[GOG440]

Quite pleased with what I have bought my victim really hope they like it.
debating whether to put any extra bits in as the prezzy was over budget anyway and i am a tight yorkshireman.

[filski666]

ok, everything ordered...just hoping it all arrives on time and in one piece!

gone a "smidge" over budget...ahem...hope (s)he appreciates it!!

[Kaelic]

Items ordered for my SS haha

Now need to get the sticky back plastic and blu-tac out to build it

[ali_kat]

Purchased