High-class escorts.

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Astacus

3,382 posts

234 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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I am a great fan or the response in Arkell v Pressdram myself
getmecoat

DonkeyApple

55,292 posts

169 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Mr Gearchange said:
kowalski655 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Europa1 said:
Mr Roper said:
Telephone cord.
Cheese grater.
Reminds me of when I was at law school. You could always tell if someone in the library was reading the leading case of R v Brown (on whether you can consent to being assaulted) from the expression (usually wincing) on their face...sandpaper, vices, hammer and nails...
the ones that don't wince get to be judges?
My old law tutor said that's the only case most people remember...well that,and the bloody shooting nail one smile
I suspect he was probably right
Donoghue V Stevenson. And yes he was correct - I read A Level Law 22 years ago and they are the only two I can remember.
So you're saying you're as educated as an Eastern European prossie? Although I don't don't what their A Levels are in, they do seem very proficient at screwing people for cash so I assume Law also? wink

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Rich_W said:
The lack of free will gets to me.

Is there any guarantee that a girl from a 2nd world place like Albania or Romania is ACTUALLY doing this of their free will? I'd guess that the girls from 1st world countries like UK, France, Holland or Germany. Countries where women have equal rights to men. Are probably more likely to be their choice.

"If" I even felt flushed to pay £200 eek for an hour! of disappointing another woman I'd not entertain Eastern European (or South American for that matter) The tears and ptsd look in their eyes would put me off!
Strippers where I worked would pretend to be Eastern European so the White Knights would try to rescue them with cash hehe

DonkeyApple

55,292 posts

169 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Wobbegong said:
Strippers where I worked would pretend to be Eastern European so the White Knights would try to rescue them with cash hehe
More likely they just wanted to appear to be classier.

CanAm

9,206 posts

272 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Astacus said:
I am a great fan or the response in Arkell v Pressdram myself
getmecoat
It's right up there with Rylands v Fletcher in my book. smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Geekman said:
I work in Monaco and encounter a lot of these escorts (not that kind of encounter, sadly). The majority are either based in Eastern Europe, work for agencies based in their country and fly over on demand, or fly over for the summer, stay in a nice house close to Monaco for free in exchange for "favours" and work for French agencies. A guy I used to work with has a large house within walking distance of Monaco with 2 rooms that he rents out, and is inundated with messages from stunning girls who want to stay in the room for free but will make it "worth his while". He's always declined their offers as apparently the consequences if you're caught are quite severe.

Most of the escorts I would describe as being classy - they're stunningly beautiful, immaculately dressed etc, but most either can't or don't want to hold more than a basic conversation.
+1

I know a girl who got into the Monaco/South of France scene.

She was always outrageously attractive as a girl in her early 20's, and she hung out with me and my mates quite a bit, which was great as she always had attractive friends with her. They were the sort of girls that were happy to drink your bottles of champagne and vodka all night, and get a lift home in one of our Porsches or Lambos, on the understanding that they would probably be up for a bit of fun later at a house party.

She was really quite naughty and I remember many shocking house party moments which I can't go into on a family forum.

Anyway, she had the looks to attract the kind of lifestyle she wanted, so she packed her bags, moved to London and started hanging around with the wealthy Arabs who come to London in the summer.

Before long she was on yachts in the Med. If you look through her Facebook photos now, it's all yachts, pool parties, Bentleys, private jets, handbags costing thousands, all paid for by rich playboys who are happy to buy everything for her and take her all over the world on the understanding that she was 'available' for fun whenever they wanted, and also just to sit topless on their yachts all day as a piece of eye candy to impress others.

She seems happy enough. She has the life of her dreams, hasn't had to work a day in years, and in return she just has to party and sleep with a few guys, which frankly she loved doing anyway even when they didn't have a yacht or a jet.

I sometimes wonder what she will do in her later years. I guess she will get one to put a ring on her finger at some point and she'll be made for life.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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anonymous said:
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He's completely changed his profile.

If you are reading Wilf I am sure everyone will agree to delete their quotes if you want to delete your posts.
I will anyway.

Bit of a schoolboy error though!

CharlesdeGaulle

26,266 posts

180 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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NinjaPower said:
They were the sort of girls that were happy to drink your bottles of champagne and vodka all night, and get a lift home in one of our Porsches or Lambos ...
Oh happy days ...

wink

NDA

21,574 posts

225 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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13m

Original Poster:

26,287 posts

222 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
NinjaPower said:
They were the sort of girls that were happy to drink your bottles of champagne and vodka all night, and get a lift home in one of our Porsches or Lambos ...
How many did you come across that were happy to this and not put out at the end of the night?

CharlesdeGaulle

26,266 posts

180 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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13m - you're a ventriloquist.

Cold

15,247 posts

90 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
13m - you're a ventriloquist.
Some people pay good money not to see the lips move.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Europa1 said:
Oh come on, Carlil v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company?!
How did we move from the sensible discussion of attractive young ladies selling their time and company for money, to the subject of a woman suing a company who filled her house with smoke in an unsuccessful attempt to rid the place of something or other (I forget what... was it illness, or some kind of infestation of bugs?)

KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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NinjaPower said:
She was really quite naughty and I remember many shocking house party moments which I can't go into on a family forum.
Its OK, we wont tell anyone. Just use the 50 shades generator to find some euphemisms: http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Fastchas

2,646 posts

121 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Cold said:
Some people pay good money not to see the lips move.
I'm confused...does this fall into the catergory of 'high-class' or 'lower-class' escort...?

glenrobbo

35,258 posts

150 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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KTF said:
Its OK, we wont tell anyone. Just use the 50 shades generator to find some euphemisms: http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
Awesome! Sounds like everyone from Viz had a hand it ( so to speak wink )

DonkeyApple

55,292 posts

169 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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It also leads to this site which is genius: https://hipsum.co

boxst

3,716 posts

145 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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glenrobbo said:
KTF said:
Its OK, we wont tell anyone. Just use the 50 shades generator to find some euphemisms: http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
Awesome! Sounds like everyone from Viz had a hand it ( so to speak wink )
That was amusing for a few minutes. The best one for me: "My cod canyon was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery"

Hoofy

76,359 posts

282 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
It also leads to this site which is genius: https://hipsum.co
hehe Probably used with seriousness by web designers in Hoxton.

vonuber

17,868 posts

165 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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13m said:
How many did you come across that were happy to this and not put out at the end of the night?
Why should there be that expectation? Unless you actually agree services and payment up front (as you would with a prossie) why should you expect anything?

Saying "well I bought you dinner and a drink now you owe me sex" is a bit.. off.