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13m

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26,339 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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vonuber said:
13m said:
How many did you come across that were happy to this and not put out at the end of the night?
Why should there be that expectation? Unless you actually agree services and payment up front (as you would with a prossie) why should you expect anything?

Saying "well I bought you dinner and a drink now you owe me sex" is a bit.. off.
I am not saying there should be, but the chap I was quoting suggested that was the deal.

Personally I have always avoided women who appeared to want me to treat them to a night out in return for something that may or may not happen. If it did I'd have felt like I'd paid for it, if it didn't I'd have felt conned.










WCZ

10,538 posts

195 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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eltax91 said:
Google (in private browsing mode) 'Lolly Badcock'.

I knew her when she worked in an office and I was the geeky placement experience kid. She left about a year after I did to persue her stardom. smile
interestingly I remember watching her on Television X when I was a young and she mentioned that she fked the 'geeky IT guy' at her office in a closet

DonkeyApple

55,444 posts

170 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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vonuber said:
13m said:
How many did you come across that were happy to this and not put out at the end of the night?
Why should there be that expectation? Unless you actually agree services and payment up front (as you would with a prossie) why should you expect anything?

Saying "well I bought you dinner and a drink now you owe me sex" is a bit.. off.
Girls who trade free booze, taxis etc etc for sex are prossies, those who take all the payments but don't honour their side are bottlerats. That's the way it works. Due to the excessively high number of bottle rats this 'scene' is just hiring real prossies as they've worked out it's cheaper than paying for all the partying and then not getting the other side of the deal.

But rather than being called prossies they still seem to prefer being referred to as 'party girls' or 'socialites' or even 'models'.

Either way, it's all somewhat prolific where there is lots of money. Always has been and always will be.

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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NinjaPower said:
+1

I know a girl who got into the Monaco/South of France scene.

She was always outrageously attractive as a girl in her early 20's, and she hung out with me and my mates quite a bit, which was great as she always had attractive friends with her. They were the sort of girls that were happy to drink your bottles of champagne and vodka all night, and get a lift home in one of our Porsches or Lambos, on the understanding that they would probably be up for a bit of fun later at a house party.

She was really quite naughty and I remember many shocking house party moments which I can't go into on a family forum.

Anyway, she had the looks to attract the kind of lifestyle she wanted, so she packed her bags, moved to London and started hanging around with the wealthy Arabs who come to London in the summer.

Before long she was on yachts in the Med. If you look through her Facebook photos now, it's all yachts, pool parties, Bentleys, private jets, handbags costing thousands, all paid for by rich playboys who are happy to buy everything for her and take her all over the world on the understanding that she was 'available' for fun whenever they wanted, and also just to sit topless on their yachts all day as a piece of eye candy to impress others.

She seems happy enough. She has the life of her dreams, hasn't had to work a day in years, and in return she just has to party and sleep with a few guys, which frankly she loved doing anyway even when they didn't have a yacht or a jet.

I sometimes wonder what she will do in her later years. I guess she will get one to put a ring on her finger at some point and she'll be made for life.
When I win euro-millions, I will have no compunction in hiring a person in charge of M&A (Aesthetics and Morale). Their job will be to bring me short lists of the hottest girls they can find and then call them with an all expenses paid invitation to lounge around on my yacht and drink my champagne and look hot and impress my mates. I just want to turn up and find the massive boat in a cool place, chockers with hotties who want to party. The only rules will be no junkies, no underage, no married women and no agro. There will be no expectation for sex in return. Just a sign over the jacuzzi saying "This boat doesn't run on thanks"

I've given this some thought.

coffee

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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308mate said:
When I win euro-millions, I will have no compunction in hiring a person in charge of M&A (Aesthetics and Morale). Their job will be to bring me short lists of the hottest girls they can find and then call them with an all expenses paid invitation to lounge around on my yacht and drink my champagne and look hot and impress my mates. I just want to turn up and find the massive boat in a cool place, chockers with hotties who want to party. The only rules will be no junkies, no underage, no married women and no agro. There will be no expectation for sex in return. Just a sign over the jacuzzi saying "This boat doesn't run on thanks"

I've given this some thought.

coffee
Sadly not quite enough though as the purchase and running costs of these craft would make all but the highest of EuroMillions winners wince.

Stick to a flat in Paris and one in London, and hire your boat when you want to do that thing.

As said for many decades by all but the "so rich I could buy a small European Country" mob - If it Flys, Floats or fks - Rent it.

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Rude-boy said:
308mate said:
When I win euro-millions, I will have no compunction in hiring a person in charge of M&A (Aesthetics and Morale). Their job will be to bring me short lists of the hottest girls they can find and then call them with an all expenses paid invitation to lounge around on my yacht and drink my champagne and look hot and impress my mates. I just want to turn up and find the massive boat in a cool place, chockers with hotties who want to party. The only rules will be no junkies, no underage, no married women and no agro. There will be no expectation for sex in return. Just a sign over the jacuzzi saying "This boat doesn't run on thanks"

I've given this some thought.

coffee
Sadly not quite enough though as the purchase and running costs of these craft would make all but the highest of EuroMillions winners wince.

Stick to a flat in Paris and one in London, and hire your boat when you want to do that thing.

As said for many decades by all but the "so rich I could buy a small European Country" mob - If it Flys, Floats or fks - Rent it.
Whilst I did not specify that I would be buying an obscenely large yacht, neither did I say I would I would be chartering it. But yes, charter would be the way to go. Besides, I want to try out a few of them.

KTF

9,810 posts

151 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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308mate said:
Besides, I want to try out a few of them.
Yachts or girls? smile

DonkeyApple

55,444 posts

170 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Rude-boy said:
Sadly not quite enough though as the purchase and running costs of these craft would make all but the highest of EuroMillions winners wince.

Stick to a flat in Paris and one in London, and hire your boat when you want to do that thing.

As said for many decades by all but the "so rich I could buy a small European Country" mob - If it Flys, Floats or fks - Rent it.
To be fair, that mantra is from people who can't afford to buy them. Obviously, those who can genuinely afford them don't give a damn about the cost as it's just a bit of spend. Hence why the super wealthy do own planes, boats and women whereas the not so super rich have to rent them as they've not got the depth of wealth needed.

But the real flaw in the OP's plan is that he has made provisions to pay for the skanks to come on board but has failed to budget for the far bigger cost of getting them to fk off once the diseases start to show or everyone's bored of them and the new units have arrived to be consumed. I doubt even the Russians dump the clapped out ones at sea.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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KTF said:
308mate said:
Besides, I want to try out a few of them.
Yachts or girls? smile
Back to that old saying again "If it floats..."

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
To be fair, that mantra is from people who can't afford to buy them. Obviously, those who can genuinely afford them don't give a damn about the cost as it's just a bit of spend.
yes hence the small European Country comment wink

As for how some remove worn out entertainment I have no knowledge of that but suspect it depends on the attitude of the person in charge and quantity of available records. Put it this way, I'd rather go aboard in Monaco than via a tender off a small port in a corrupt Country minus a stamp in my passport...

p4cks

6,919 posts

200 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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They're advertising in North Tyneside too


4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

133 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Some interesting stats

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviewstats

The site Harriet Harridan Harman tried to get shut down a few years ago.


http://m.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/26/punternet_ba...

DonkeyApple

55,444 posts

170 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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p4cks said:
They're advertising in North Tyneside too

Kim Kardasian must be in town.

13m

Original Poster:

26,339 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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p4cks said:
They're advertising in North Tyneside too

I saw some of those on Adultwork when someone referred to it. I nearly needed eye bleach.

I am quite pleased that I don't require the services of an escort. But the one I saw last week, which inspired my OP, was far more attractive than the ones linked in this thread. She was about size 8, very slender, normal sized breasts, no big pouting lips, or fake tan, tats, 6" heels. She looked vaguely like a slightly older Kate Middleton.


briang9

3,308 posts

161 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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4x4Tyke said:
Cathy of Norwich must be a stunner, average price paid £20.....lick

StuTheGrouch

5,735 posts

163 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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briang9 said:
4x4Tyke said:
Cathy of Norwich must be a stunner, average price paid £20.....lick
One of the reviews: "large and plenty to get hold off"

So a fatty then

Edit:

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/87544-R...

Probably one to avoid to be honest....

blinkythefish

972 posts

258 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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briang9 said:
4x4Tyke said:
Cathy of Norwich must be a stunner, average price paid £20.....lick
Crikey, one of the "top reviewers" seems to have spunked 27545 quid on ropey hookers. It must be about ready to fall off.

Cheaper than getting married I suppose......

ChrisRS6

736 posts

184 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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4x4Tyke said:
Some interesting stats

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviewstats

The site Harriet Harridan Harman tried to get shut down a few years ago.


http://m.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/26/punternet_ba...
Wow

I really do lead a sheltered life!!

Mr-B

3,784 posts

195 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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blinkythefish said:
Crikey, one of the "top reviewers" seems to have spunked 27545 quid on ropey hookers. It must be about ready to fall off.

Cheaper than getting married I suppose......
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hora

37,185 posts

212 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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What da **** it's like TripAdvisor but where you wipe your cock around the toilet seat in the restaurant toilet.


Thanks it's also in my browser history too laugh