Smells you like/dislike ?
Discussion
Likes
My wife
My dog (right order?)
Bacon
Most Perfumes and Colognes
Freshly baked cakes or bread
Gliptone leather air freshener
Freshly cleaned motorbike engine
2 stroke oil smoke
Skunk (animal or weed - they really do smell the same)
Frying onions
Dislikes
Other people's dogs, farts, breath, BO
Fox poop
Vomit
Cooking giblets
My wife
My dog (right order?)
Bacon
Most Perfumes and Colognes
Freshly baked cakes or bread
Gliptone leather air freshener
Freshly cleaned motorbike engine
2 stroke oil smoke
Skunk (animal or weed - they really do smell the same)
Frying onions
Dislikes
Other people's dogs, farts, breath, BO
Fox poop
Vomit
Cooking giblets
Likes...
Two stroke exhaust fumes
Two stroke exhaust fumes mixed with freshly cut grass
Castrol R and nitromethanol, speedway bikes
Warm puppys/dogs
That faint whiff of bananas you get from a perfect pint of real ale just before you take that first sip.
Coal fires of a winters evening
Gearbox oil, I once caught the smell of it whilst out on the bike so I backed off and sure enough there was a slick of it all over the next roundabout
I'd like to hear Mary fking Poppins sing a song with that lot /\
Dislikes...
The smell of soluble coolant that has just gone 'off'
Stilton cheese, makes me want to
Two stroke exhaust fumes
Two stroke exhaust fumes mixed with freshly cut grass
Castrol R and nitromethanol, speedway bikes
Warm puppys/dogs
That faint whiff of bananas you get from a perfect pint of real ale just before you take that first sip.
Coal fires of a winters evening
Gearbox oil, I once caught the smell of it whilst out on the bike so I backed off and sure enough there was a slick of it all over the next roundabout
I'd like to hear Mary fking Poppins sing a song with that lot /\
Dislikes...
The smell of soluble coolant that has just gone 'off'
Stilton cheese, makes me want to
When my chest freezer broke down I emptied it out, closed the lid, but didnt clean it. When I opended it a couple of days later the smell was absoloutly vile.
An old fridge at work was switched off and left in the office for a few days prior to it being disposed of. Some poke nose just had to open it didn't they....It stunk out the entire room!
An old fridge at work was switched off and left in the office for a few days prior to it being disposed of. Some poke nose just had to open it didn't they....It stunk out the entire room!
Likes:-
Freshly sawn wood
Leather
The inside of my old TVR
The smell of brand new high end Hi-Fi separates
My Dog
Cut grass
Dislikes:-
The inside of a new TVR (i.e when they were new they smelled of resin)
The smell of high end Hi-Fi units that have blown up (that was expensive to fix)
My dog's farts
Cut grass when I fail to spot something my dog left behind.
Freshly sawn wood
Leather
The inside of my old TVR
The smell of brand new high end Hi-Fi separates
My Dog
Cut grass
Dislikes:-
The inside of a new TVR (i.e when they were new they smelled of resin)
The smell of high end Hi-Fi units that have blown up (that was expensive to fix)
My dog's farts
Cut grass when I fail to spot something my dog left behind.
Ah, the wonderful smell of glue!
And the sweet smell of success, and money £££££££.
Seriously, likes:
Two stroke oil smoke ( nothing beats that Castrol Aaaaah! smell ).
Bacon cooking
Onions frying
The smell of a decent chippy shop ( No, I don't mean a carpenter's )
Lilac blossom
Night scented stock - how can such a tiny flower generate such a wonderful heady perfume that carries such a long way?
Estée Lauder Youth Dew
CK Be
Fresh fish
The warm downwash of a jet aircraft exhaust as it turns in front of you to line up on the runway prior to take-off.
Dislikes:
The smell of a dog that has been rolling in fox poo.
Vomit
Stale B.O.
Rotting carrots
Bad fish
And as somebody has mentioned, necrosis. Awful cloying smell that you just can't seem to get rid of.
And the sweet smell of success, and money £££££££.
Seriously, likes:
Two stroke oil smoke ( nothing beats that Castrol Aaaaah! smell ).
Bacon cooking
Onions frying
The smell of a decent chippy shop ( No, I don't mean a carpenter's )
Lilac blossom
Night scented stock - how can such a tiny flower generate such a wonderful heady perfume that carries such a long way?
Estée Lauder Youth Dew
CK Be
Fresh fish
The warm downwash of a jet aircraft exhaust as it turns in front of you to line up on the runway prior to take-off.
Dislikes:
The smell of a dog that has been rolling in fox poo.
Vomit
Stale B.O.
Rotting carrots
Bad fish
And as somebody has mentioned, necrosis. Awful cloying smell that you just can't seem to get rid of.
Like
Unleaded petrol, exhaust fumes of old Rover V8's running on said unleaded.
Coconut
Vanilla
New leather/gliptone cleaner/air freshner
New paper money notes
Chocolate
Cut grass
Hot dog stalls cooking smell
Dislike
Dog st
Laying of hot tarmac
Burning rubber and rubber generally
Alcohol free beer (smells like old tyres)
Unleaded petrol, exhaust fumes of old Rover V8's running on said unleaded.
Coconut
Vanilla
New leather/gliptone cleaner/air freshner
New paper money notes
Chocolate
Cut grass
Hot dog stalls cooking smell
Dislike
Dog st
Laying of hot tarmac
Burning rubber and rubber generally
Alcohol free beer (smells like old tyres)
Like:
Rain in the summer.
That sort of electrical smell you can get on a hot day before a thunder storm
The smell of London Underground.
The smell of a hot engine.
My dogs.
Diesel fumes.
Diesel
Pre unleaded petrol fumes
Pre unleaded petrol
The hot exhaust of a helicopter
Gas turbine efflux
Coal fires
Lawnmower/cut grass
A newly installed radio studio
The smell of the interior of old aeroplanes.
Steam engines.
The inside of every MGF I've owned.
Jeyes Fluid.
Dislike:
Fish waste. I live near a fishing port and the smell from some of the dumpsters makes me physically sick.
Chicken that's going off. Smells like death to me.
Anything to do with cigarette smoke.
Bins. Again they make me wretch.
Rice when it's cooking, I love eating it.
Heinz cream of tomato soup.
Rain in the summer.
That sort of electrical smell you can get on a hot day before a thunder storm
The smell of London Underground.
The smell of a hot engine.
My dogs.
Diesel fumes.
Diesel
Pre unleaded petrol fumes
Pre unleaded petrol
The hot exhaust of a helicopter
Gas turbine efflux
Coal fires
Lawnmower/cut grass
A newly installed radio studio
The smell of the interior of old aeroplanes.
Steam engines.
The inside of every MGF I've owned.
Jeyes Fluid.
Dislike:
Fish waste. I live near a fishing port and the smell from some of the dumpsters makes me physically sick.
Chicken that's going off. Smells like death to me.
Anything to do with cigarette smoke.
Bins. Again they make me wretch.
Rice when it's cooking, I love eating it.
Heinz cream of tomato soup.
I though fox crap smelt bad, until my dog discovered a decomposing fox. i found him in the woods enthusiastically rolling in rotting fox, really grinding his shoulders and back into it, he was loving it, if there is a doggy bliss this was it, like all his christmas's had come at once.
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