The thread for puns not jokes...

[davhill]

RDMcG said:

Amazing immigration to Aus. One of my mates has a father from London and a mother from Tehran. He's a PomIranian.

Is he there overseeing the importing of decorative English stone for use in statues, memorials, etc? If so, he works with pommy granite.

[lucido grigio]

davhill said:

Is he there overseeing the importing of decorative English stone for use in statues, memorials, etc? If so, he works with pommy granite.

That pun went down stone dead.

[davhill]

Don't be so igneous, I can't help having a sedimentary lifestyle.

[mickk]

davhill said:

Don't be so igneous, I can't help having a sedimentary lifestyle.

You're getting boulder and boulder with your puns.

[davhill]

It isn't my fault. A stalagmite say different.

[mickk]

davhill said:

It isn't my fault. A stalagmite say different.

You'll cave in shortly.

[lucido grigio]

I'll chalk that one up.

[RDMcG]

Back to rock bands again?

[mickk]

Whatever flutes your boat.

[RDMcG]

mickk said:

Whatever flutes your boat.

My barque is worse than my bite.

[lucido grigio]

Don't let it drop to level 42.

[mickk]

I can't fathom you lot out.

[Evangelion]

Perhaps they just have hidden depths.

[davhill]

A glottis dependent on circumstances but I admit to a tendoncy to doctor this thread. I'd liver it alone but in my view, this eardrum must be beaten.

It's a fact that I'm not inoculating anybody's contribution...and it's a blood test of everyone's literacy to post.

This syringes true but we know malpractice makes imperfect. I mitral have to keep an eye open for it but let's remain opticmistic and not be too clynical.

[RDMcG]

davhill said:

A glottis dependent on circumstances but I admit to a tendoncy to doctor this thread. I'd liver it alone but in my view, this eardrum must be beaten.

It's a fact that I'm not inoculating anybody's contribution...and it's a blood test of everyone's literacy to post.

This syringes true but we know malpractice makes imperfect. I mitral have to keep an eye open for it but let's remain opticmistic and not be too clynical.

Not sure I have the heart to respond, but I'll make a fist of it. Not pointing any fingers,,mind you, but I its difficult to stomach this approach.

[davhill]

RDMcG said:

Not sure I have the heart to respond, but I'll make a fist of it. Not pointing any fingers,,mind you, but I its difficult to stomach this approach.

Nonsense! You well know the aorta thing you should write.

[RDMcG]

davhill said:

Nonsense! You well know the aorta thing you should write.

I prostate myself and lie lymph in humility.

[davhill]

RDMcG said:

I prostate myself and lie lymph in humility.

There you are! Ureter than you thought.

[RDMcG]

davhill said:

There you are! Ureter than you thought.

Indeed true. I will write. The penis mightier than the sword.

[davhill]

Why do I get the feeling albino wiser?