The thread for puns not jokes...

The thread for puns not jokes...

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mickk

28,906 posts

243 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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STO said:
I`ve been pine-ing for this thread , thought it was more poplar than this I`ll be a weeping willow if it goes or turns to ash.
Stop mowning and contreebute yourself.

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Are yew for real?

FiF

44,144 posts

252 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Sadly I've been put out to grass, no use mow-ping.

Evangelion

7,736 posts

179 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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That's ok, I've always thought your bark was worse than your blight.

mickk

28,906 posts

243 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Evangelion said:
That's ok, I've always thought your bark was worse than your blight.
What a load of crop!

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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I'm lichen some of theses new entrees!

mickk

28,906 posts

243 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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PoleDriver said:
I'm lichen some of theses new entrees!
And that's just for starters.

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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I thought we'd all been left in the larch. But we must box clever and spruce up our ideas. Anyone who cupressus us into not posting is out of (fence) line getting far too close to the hedge of acceptable behaviour.

RDMcG

19,189 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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I hate to opine fir too long here.

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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In the same way the Scots pine fir home?

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Oakey doakey !

RDMcG

19,189 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Just remember a bit of "Eleanor Rigby"..the bit that says "Alder lonely people........"

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Yew're on your rowan with that one!

RDMcG

19,189 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Yew're on your rowan with that one!
True. Life's a Beech at times.

Evangelion

7,736 posts

179 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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RDMcG said:
True. Life's a Beech at times.
You're not going to be poplar when they find out what an ash you've made.

RDMcG

19,189 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th March 2017
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Evangelion said:
You're not going to be poplar when they find out what an ash you've made.
Depends on how well you teak it.......

Evangelion

7,736 posts

179 months

Sunday 19th March 2017
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RDMcG said:
Depends on how well you teak it.......
Well, you know me, I'll do anything for a larch.

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Sunday 19th March 2017
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Before I become convinced this thread is the worst I've evergreen I must aspen onther question. Is it normal fir the
willow the wisp to be ignored in a pun war, or is it merely leafed out altogether?

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Sunday 19th March 2017
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Can't you deciduous for yourself?

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Sunday 19th March 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Can't you deciduous for yourself?
Only if I go petal to the metal, mentally. Frankly, it's all a bit of a monkey puzzle to me, I can't sequioa what all the fuss is about. That said, I may be barking up the wrong tree.Dendochronology must be considered...