The thread for puns not jokes...

[RDMcG]

davhill said:

Only if I go petal to the metal, mentally. Frankly, it's all a bit of a monkey puzzle to me, I can't sequioa what all the fuss is about. That said, I may be barking up the wrong tree.Dendochronology must be considered...

Hopefully we are not branching off into that old Cherry. Who knows what old Witch Hazel will be Palmed off next. Might even get the copse involved.

[PoleDriver]

davhill said:

Only if I go petal to the metal, mentally. Frankly, it's all a bit of a monkey puzzle to me, I can't sequioa what all the fuss is about. That said, I may be barking up the wrong tree.Dendochronology must be considered...

God, you're running rings round me! It's time I clocked that one!

Edited by PoleDriver on Sunday 19th March 09:34

[RDMcG]

PoleDriver said:

God, you're running tings round me! It's time I clocked that one!

You have to make some difficult choices here so I suggest you triage them

[Evangelion]

I have a Welsh friend who knows how to do triage.

His name is Dai Agnosis.

[PoleDriver]

Evangelion said:

I have a Welsh friend who knows how to do triage.

His name is Dai Agnosis.

I know his brother, big fan of Yes, Genesis, ELP, King Crimson et al. His name is Prog Nosis!

[Evangelion]

PoleDriver said:

Evangelion said:

I have a Welsh friend who knows how to do triage.

His name is Dai Agnosis.

I know his brother, big fan of Yes, Genesis, ELP, King Crimson et al. His name is Prog Nosis!

But you won't want to meet his Irish cousin, Dai O'Rea!

[twing]

There's too much Taffy-bashing going on here! It's daibolical

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

There's too much Taffy-bashing going on here! It's daibolical

On PH they're always bashing some dia tribe or other!

[RDMcG]

I am dia metrically opposed to these dia tribes

[davhill]

RDMcG said:

I am dia metrically opposed to these dia tribes

I thought we'd forgotten the Welsh man who would consume only a certain pork product...
Dai 'am eater.

I believe he was eventually cured.

[RDMcG]

davhill said:

I thought we'd forgotten the Welsh man who would consume only a certain pork product...
Dai 'am eater.

I believe he was eventually cured.

I

I though he had dai'ed die to a faulty dia gnosis.

[davhill]

I decided to rifle through these posts, just to take a lock at what's in stock. Barrelling through, I noticed that many of them really are a load of Heckler & Koch.

But I tried not to recoil, especially as Springfield is round the corner. It isn't that long since we had a cartridge in a pear tree, and my pet Mauser was enjoying some turkey.

For now, I'll light up a Sig and try not to be Sauer about it.

Luger, just Colt in anytime and be Dillinger about posting your best.

[RDMcG]

That's a Purdey nice sentiment.

[PoleDriver]

That post almost put me off sipping my Martini while gazing out over Enfield lock while taking stock of my life perched on this old barrel!

[Evangelion]

Whoa, Trigger!

[davhill]

PoleDriver said:

That post almost put me off sipping my Martini while gazing out over Enfield lock while taking stock of my life perched on this old barrel!

Is Enfield in your lee then?

[PoleDriver]

davhill said:

PoleDriver said:

That post almost put me off sipping my Martini while gazing out over Enfield lock while taking stock of my life perched on this old barrel!

Is Enfield in your lee then?

Not quite, but I do have it in my sights!

[Evangelion]

Please don't butt in, unless it's your round.

[PoleDriver]

That was a bull shot!

[davhill]

I've no desire to pistol anyone off but this isn't Gatling going. Walther do I expect? Just a semi - automatic response.

There has to be a Beretta way. Perhaps we ought to follow a Maxim.

I know I'm sounding like a smooth bore but I'm on gun safe ground.

Yet if things don't liven up soon, we can't musket for much longer. All we can do is wheel lock it down, until it's no longer at half cock.