The thread for puns not jokes...

[RDMcG]

Went to the beach to work in my Gitane or maybe just to get Lucky.

[austinsmirk]

If anyone cares to know: BBC radio player has a great interview between the king of puns, Tim Vine and Harry Hill.

they don't stay on the player for too long, before being removed.

[Evangelion]

Enjoy this Vine pair while you still can, they'll soon be over the Hill.

[McAndy]

Evangelion said:

Enjoy this Vine pair while you still can, they'll soon be over the Hill.

[PoleDriver]

davhill said:

Recorded history shows there were many Superkings about, despite some being Menthol. You don't need to be Sobranie to Regalise this.

However, was John Player special? Having returned to No.6, after visiting the doctor for a Senior Service, I can't say.

Must nip down to Park Drive, to ask, "Can I get a Golden Virginia?"

Meanwhile, well done, I doff my Capstan to you all.

I'm reading this, laid back on my Chesterfield and contemplating the fresh taste which is in Vogue at the moment! I just wish that Lambert, my Butler, would hurry up with the G & T!

[RDMcG]

I'm Craven a stroll down Pall Mall next time I get to London. maybe a visit to an Embassy,but all those Gold Flake Lambos everywhere are a bit much for me.

[FiF]

Lucky Strike I clicked on this Sterling thread again, have been a bit of a Kent lately and not keeping my end up, been a bit Craven A about coming up with decent puns, went Maverick and flitted about like a Passing Cloud. Hopefully I'll be back to Full Strength in a day or two.

[RDMcG]

Looking for puns can drive you menthol.

[mickk]

RDMcG said:

Looking for puns can drive you menthol.

Will you just pipe down!

[Evangelion]

So this is what you lot get up to when my baccy's turned.

[RDMcG]

mickk said:

Will you just pipe down!

What's wrong with a relaxing aromatic shag and a scotch?

[PoleDriver]

[glenrobbo]

FiF said:

Lucky Strike I clicked on this Sterling thread again, have been a bit of a Kent lately and not keeping my end up, been a bit Craven A about coming up with decent puns, went Maverick and flitted about like a Passing Cloud. Hopefully I'll be back to Full Strength in a day or two.

The last time I saw a Passing Cloud I was watching a match at the Turkish Oval with the Pasha, wishing I was on home Turf at Windsor instead of just a short drag away from the Consulate.

[FiF]

In London the other day, fresh in from Marlboro country, I was walking down the Strand heading for No6 Pall Mall when I bumped into an old friend from the Irish Guards. Being a man from the south he gave me a tip, one could say it was a Cork tip, to stop messing about with all these smoking puns as it would stunt my growth, and so I headed off and took a punt in the direction of Twickers and Six Nations beyond.

[PoleDriver]

You should have gone to the Globe! You've missed a good production of Hamlet!

[Evangelion]

I missed that too, but only because I was having a Condor moment.

(It was all right though, I sent Bruno in my place.)

[mickk]

Evangelion said:

I missed that too, but only because I was having a Condor moment.

(It was all right though, I sent Bruno in my place.)

Thanks for being so frank.

[Hugo a Gogo]

you just beat me to the punch there, I thought we had him on the ropes, but now I'll just throw in the towel

[Evangelion]

Just beat me too, I was seconds away from saying that myself.

[PoleDriver]

That was a belter!