The thread for puns not jokes...

[Angrybiker]

No need to be like that, he's just hedging his bets

[Monkeylegend]

I need to sit down for a few minutes forest.

[RDMcG]

Monkeylegend said:

I need to sit down for a few minutes forest.

I wood think it wood be restful

[Evangelion]

Do any of yew know where all this stems from, because I don't think I maple to fig it out.

[mickk]

Evangelion said:

Do any of yew know where all this stems from, because I don't think I maple to fig it out.

I'm not sure of the root cause of it.

[Monkeylegend]

mickk said:

Evangelion said:

Do any of yew know where all this stems from, because I don't think I maple to fig it out.

I'm not sure of the root cause of it.

I'm stumped.

[RDMcG]

Monkeylegend said:

I'm stumped.

Though dyslexic I'm AOK.....

[davhill]

Willow everyone. You may be barking up the wrong tree. Howheather, it could all be a bit of acorn.

[davhill]

It looks like this thread is flatlining. I don't want to lumber myself so it looks like we really need the input of the larch punmeister. At the moment, there's chestnut enough talent to go around if you sequoia my reasoning. But the burning question is this: will people be sycamore puns?

[RDMcG]

It will improve by Winter..teak my word for it, I am pineing for a Yule log....

[davhill]

Winter is coming...

[glenrobbo]

What have fat geese got to do with it? *

I could understand if you mentioned the Holly and the Ivy...


[ * Can anyone spare a penny for this old man's hat? ]

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 10th October 14:46

[glenrobbo]

Time to bring you lot back down to earth.

Taser away and fill yer boots...

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Not sure that many people will connect to this!

[glenrobbo]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Not sure that many people will connect to this!

Stop being so negative, Poley!

[Monkeylegend]

glenrobbo said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Not sure that many people will connect to this!

Stop being so negative, Poley!

You two sound like you are poles apart.

[Evangelion]

I amp fed up with this, I'm going ohm.

See you later, volts.

[glenrobbo]

You don't put up much resistance, do you?

Where is your current ohm, anyway? Is it Faraday?

[Monkeylegend]

If you are travelling far make sure you get rid of that nasty electrical charge you have been carrying. You'll be ex static.

[RDMcG]

Actually , ohm is where the art is.