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Recently, the subject of the horsemeat scandal came up.
The old favourites were all on the menu...
Hoof Bourguignon.
Fruits de la Mare.
Mascarpony Cheese.
Triggermisu.
Vegetarian burgers with uniquorn.
My Lidl Pony.
Zebraglioni.
All were boil in the nag, or cook 'til stable
but there was no mention of the healthy option...
No Added Shergar.
The old favourites were all on the menu...
Hoof Bourguignon.
Fruits de la Mare.
Mascarpony Cheese.
Triggermisu.
Vegetarian burgers with uniquorn.
My Lidl Pony.
Zebraglioni.
All were boil in the nag, or cook 'til stable
but there was no mention of the healthy option...
No Added Shergar.
Edited by davhill on Tuesday 25th August 04:44
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