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Anybody know any Sean Connery jokes?Has anybody got a Classic from the Mrs to regale us on here?
Or a good dollop of Coronavirus Humour that we can all share an infectious laugh at from a social distance?
All of the punsters seem to be doing a Dominic Cummings and have gone off spreading puns everywhere when they should be staying in this punbubble.
Stay Alert.
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Or a good dollop of Coronavirus Humour that we can all share an infectious laugh at from a social distance?
All of the punsters seem to be doing a Dominic Cummings and have gone off spreading puns everywhere when they should be staying in this punbubble.
Stay Alert.
Control the puns.
Save them for here.
Our track and trace system is the best in this forum.
Parkette said:
glenrobbo said:
nonsequitur said:
Doofus said:
I think the puchline would benefit from some polish, but still...
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glenrobbo said:
That's the corniest thing I've stubbled upon this harvest time!
It's oatso funny, I'm amaized the punsters with their combined wheat barley noticed it over there in the SC Joke Thread.
Now ear this, it goes against the grain for one thing as we all straw very quickly.It's oatso funny, I'm amaized the punsters with their combined wheat barley noticed it over there in the SC Joke Thread.
But wheat a minute. Calling it corny? You're one to stalk aren't you? You must be a cereal killer.
Hay, hold on though, it isn't hard to combine wit and wisdom. It may be a grind but try not
threshing around in desperation and you could become a flour among punners. Then, we can
all have a jolly good chaff.
davhill said:
Now ear this, it goes against the grain for one thing as we all straw very quickly.
But wheat a minute. Calling it corny? You're one to stalk aren't you? You must be a cereal killer.
Hay, hold on though, it isn't hard to combine wit and wisdom. It may be a grind but try not threshing around in desperation and you could become a flour among punners. Then, we can all have a jolly good chaff.
Thanks davhill But wheat a minute. Calling it corny? You're one to stalk aren't you? You must be a cereal killer.
Hay, hold on though, it isn't hard to combine wit and wisdom. It may be a grind but try not threshing around in desperation and you could become a flour among punners. Then, we can all have a jolly good chaff.
I ear what you're saying and there's certainly a grain of truth in it.
I shall certainly mill it over.
nonsequitur said:
The last post on the pun thread was August 2020. Us punners need a post to respond to quickly. A pun - I would suggest - is an instant reply. The more thought the less funny the pun.
Updated! Fill yer boots, Nonse!
But keep it topical in line with the Rapid Response ethos for instant gratification.
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