Storm Doris...

[Welshbeef]

So this time no one is posting up joke pics of £1 plastic garden chairs pushed over.

[BoRED S2upid]

Dogwatch said:

Is this the same Doris as last time or a different one?

It's her fatter shoutier sister. She's blowing on the Wirral. I saw a bin blown off the pavement and onto the road earlier!

[TimJMS]

Speed restrictions being imposed on ECML trains from 11am💩

I'm seeing cancellations also.

[TimJMS]

The code above was an emoticon of a turd BTW.

[surveyor]

My flight has now been delayed to 3pm, 2hr 45 minute knock...

[MockingJay]

3 Fence panels have lost their lives in the great storm of 17 thus far.

[MarshPhantom]

[RumbleOfThunder]

Got a wet crotch on the way into work.

[anonymous-user]

This thread is complete crap and is no where near as good as the Stormagedonn Mark 6 thread elsewhere.

[hondafanatic]

techiedave said:

This thread is complete crap and is no where near as good as the Stormagedonn Mark 6 thread elsewhere.

You mean I've been watching the wrong thread to find out if your brother near Blackpool is gardening or not! Typical!

[anonymous-user]

RumbleOfThunder said:

Got a wet crotch on the way into work.

Does she have a name ?

[RumbleOfThunder]

techiedave said:

RumbleOfThunder said:

Got a wet crotch on the way into work.

Does she have a name ?

Doris.

[steve2]

addz86 said:

Storm Doris keeps blowing the shop door open and setting the buzzer off, annoying 'cos I keep getting up to see who's there

we are having the same problem down here in sunny Kent

[anonymous-user]

My work has closed for the day, too windy for climbing conifers, happy days

[antspants]

Wind is picking up in Leicester, my shed has lost part of its roof - although it was in pretty poor shape after my son fell through it a few months ago anyway!

[Welshbeef]

hucumber said:

My work has closed for the day, too windy for climbing conifers, happy days

Do they not simply reduce annual leave by 1 day to compensate zero productivity yet full salary?

[Freds]

And yet again the media send some fat head to stand on Blackpool prom and take a storm on. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39060095

[colin_p]

It is really quite windy here in Maidenhead, so much so that some unlucky people are going to suffer property damage i'd say.

Forecast said even grimmer up North though.

[anonymous-user]

Welshbeef said:

Do they not simply reduce annual leave by 1 day to compensate zero productivity yet full salary?

U wot m8

[99t]

Pretty breezy here in Bootle, just north of Liverpool.

Industrial estate a couple of roads over has lost plenty of roofing, lots of trees down all over and another business just around the corner has also lost its roof.

Owner of that business has given a quote to local media to the effect "I only just put a new roof on it and now its gone"... well pass me the name of the roofers you used then!!