Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?
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Shore said:
The girl I am seeing at the moment flaffs about something awful. When over at hers I went into the toilet and christened it. I thought she occupied but no straight after she went in. She was disgusted and told me that I was absolutely stinking. She then went onto have a wee argument with me about respect and how she would never do anything like that in someone else's house. What a wee princess eh.
We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
On balance, your girlfriend was right.We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
Poo smells.
Of poo.
This should not be a shock to anyone. I mean, if you'd have entered the bathroom, locked the door behind you, squatted on the floor, shat into your own hands and then smeared a rubenesque impression of her on the wall in your own leavings then yeah, that would be something to be concerned about. But I'm guessing you didn't do that? Right?
Of poo.
This should not be a shock to anyone. I mean, if you'd have entered the bathroom, locked the door behind you, squatted on the floor, shat into your own hands and then smeared a rubenesque impression of her on the wall in your own leavings then yeah, that would be something to be concerned about. But I'm guessing you didn't do that? Right?
nonsequitur said:
Pothole said:
BigLion said:
Another thing I've seen in this country is grown men who are over the moon when they 'get a pass for a night out' once every 6 months - I mean WTF.
Agreed. Ridiculous. I went to Essen for 3 days last week to Tecno Classica. No permission asked or granted.It's usually Friday for me.
Shore said:
The girl I am seeing at the moment flaffs about something awful. When over at hers I went into the toilet and christened it. I thought she occupied but no straight after she went in. She was disgusted and told me that I was absolutely stinking. She then went onto have a wee argument with me about respect and how she would never do anything like that in someone else's house. What a wee princess eh.
We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
Dump her. Excuse the pun.We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
nonsequitur said:
Shore said:
The girl I am seeing at the moment flaffs about something awful. When over at hers I went into the toilet and christened it. I thought she occupied but no straight after she went in. She was disgusted and told me that I was absolutely stinking. She then went onto have a wee argument with me about respect and how she would never do anything like that in someone else's house. What a wee princess eh.
We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
On balance, your girlfriend was right.We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
t never stinks?The 'respect' agenda now includes inflicting constipation on yourself when away from your own throne room? f
k that st. The western lifestyle inflicts enough turmoil upon the guts without volunteering for more.hidetheelephants said:
nonsequitur said:
Shore said:
The girl I am seeing at the moment flaffs about something awful. When over at hers I went into the toilet and christened it. I thought she occupied but no straight after she went in. She was disgusted and told me that I was absolutely stinking. She then went onto have a wee argument with me about respect and how she would never do anything like that in someone else's house. What a wee princess eh.
We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
On balance, your girlfriend was right.We later sorted it out and I promised not to give birth in her house again.
t never stinks?The 'respect' agenda now includes inflicting constipation on yourself when away from your own throne room? f
k that st. The western lifestyle inflicts enough turmoil upon the guts without volunteering for more.t "NEVER" stinks, its all roses and lights. Oh thou id at least of opened a window and gave bit of a spray.
It's 8pm. I want to watch something on TV at 9pm. I decide to go for a shower first. Then she decides she needs to have a shower and wash her hair, so could she go first as I can have my shower while she's drying her hair. Fine, but go now 'cause there's something I want to watch on TV at 9 and I want to be done before it starts. She heads upstairs. At ten to 9 I finally hear the water start running. 
MitchT said:
It's 8pm. I want to watch something on TV at 9pm. I decide to go for a shower first. Then she decides she needs to have a shower and wash her hair, so could she go first as I can have my shower while she's drying her hair. Fine, but go now 'cause there's something I want to watch on TV at 9 and I want to be done before it starts. She heads upstairs. At ten to 9 I finally hear the water start running.
And if you were to say something about it she would get the hump with you and turn it around to be your fault, she's probably been upstairs sorting the washing out, the washing that also involves your clothes and if she hadn't ben sorting the washing then you wouldn't have had any trousers in the morning for work, but of course you can do it if you prefer and don't forget the reason she is sorting the washing now is because of something completely irrelevant that you did/didn't do earlier on in the day which has delayed the washing being done until this evening. So it's best not to say anything!
nonsequitur said:
VGTICE said:
nonsequitur said:
VGTICE said:
nonsequitur said:
On balance, your girlfriend was right.
Eh? Can you elaborate.nonsequitur said:
VGTICE said:
nonsequitur said:
VGTICE said:
nonsequitur said:
On balance, your girlfriend was right.
Eh? Can you elaborate.VGTICE said:
The thread became really amusing when you suggested that one shouldn't take a dump in toilet because (...) and this is where I'm curious why taking a dump where dumps are usually taken is "a no brainer no no".
I might be able to help. Shore seemed to rather revel in the fact that he upset his girlfriend: 'I went into the toilet and christened it ... What a wee princess eh' and his rather coarse tone might have led the neutral observer to the conclusion that his girlfriend has a point. He certainly didn't come out of it well. At least, that's my interpretation. CharlesdeGaulle said:
VGTICE said:
The thread became really amusing when you suggested that one shouldn't take a dump in toilet because (...) and this is where I'm curious why taking a dump where dumps are usually taken is "a no brainer no no".
I might be able to help. Shore seemed to rather revel in the fact that he upset his girlfriend: 'I went into the toilet and christened it ... What a wee princess eh' and his rather coarse tone might have led the neutral observer to the conclusion that his girlfriend has a point. He certainly didn't come out of it well. At least, that's my interpretation. Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff