Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

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CivicDuties

4,755 posts

31 months

Thursday 21st March
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Stottie-ly ridiculous comment.

boxedin

1,354 posts

127 months

Thursday 21st March
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JMGS4 said:
Latest faff... or just female "logic"???
t'other half complains that the bathroom sink is always messy, soap dried on the soap shelf etc... so she wants a wall mounted soap dish.
We go to all the outlets spending almost half a day finding one and buying one of which she approves. I put it up and use it... result methinks!?!?!? Far from it... she now leaves the soap on the side of the washbasin to dry and then puts it in the soap dish as she "doesn't want the soap dish messy""!!!! Wimmins "logic"!!!! FFS!!!!!
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Bobupndown

1,831 posts

44 months

Thursday 21st March
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Sigmamark7 said:
Or a Batch/Roll/Barm Cake etc.
Bap!

JMGS4

8,741 posts

271 months

Thursday 21st March
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boxedin said:
JMGS4 said:
Latest faff... or just female "logic"???
t'other half complains that the bathroom sink is always messy, soap dried on the soap shelf etc... so she wants a wall mounted soap dish.
We go to all the outlets spending almost half a day finding one and buying one of which she approves. I put it up and use it... result methinks!?!?!? Far from it... she now leaves the soap on the side of the washbasin to dry and then puts it in the soap dish as she "doesn't want the soap dish messy""!!!! Wimmins "logic"!!!! FFS!!!!!
https://savont.de Magnetic soap.
Thought of that but "No!! It'll drip on the floor!"

CanAm

9,259 posts

273 months

Thursday 21st March
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Paul Dishman said:
CanAm said:
Pit Pony said:
Thank you.
My wife has Chronic Fatigue (ME). Yesterday evening she was suffering Post Exertional Malaise. In effect she'd pushed herself too hard. So she went to bed for a rest whilst I made the tea (it's a northern thing..like Dinner in the South, Not to be confused by dinner, which I understand they call lunch).
I'd rather eat at the dinning table, so I always lay it up and then when it's ready give her the option.
In this neck of the woods, tea is called supper. As a northern lad, that's my bedtime meal. But they still call people who serve you lunch in a canteen 'dinner ladies'. It’s all very confusing.
Isn’t lunch called dinner up North?
Nearly right. Dinner is called lunch down south. HTH.

cheesejunkie

2,684 posts

18 months

Thursday 21st March
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CanAm said:
Nearly right. Dinner is called lunch down south. HTH.
I'm laughing but agree with that knuckle headedness.

snuffy

9,816 posts

285 months

Thursday 21st March
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Bobupndown said:
Sigmamark7 said:
Or a Batch/Roll/Barm Cake etc.
Bap!
Bun.

As opposed to a small cake, which is also a bun.


snuffy

9,816 posts

285 months

Thursday 21st March
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CivicDuties said:
No need to get a cob on.
Or a mard on, or a monk on.


TUS373

4,520 posts

282 months

Thursday 21st March
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snuffy said:
Bun.

As opposed to a small cake, which is also a bun.
Strangely also known as a tea cake in West Yorkshire. They have currants in you say? No, that is a currant tea cake.

TUS373

4,520 posts

282 months

Thursday 21st March
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Pit Pony said:
Hondashark said:
donkmeister said:
Pit Pony said:
The opposite of my (aspergers) nephew.

On his arrival, he says what time he will leave.
That time arrives, he walks to the hall, puts his shoes on, pops his head back un the lounge, and says, bye then. And he's out the door and down the road.
Once I was in the kitchen for a few moments and he'd gone. At exactly the time he said he'd go.
The perfect house guest!
I wish I could do that, I hate trying to leave.
Yesterday I was chastised by my wife, for getting up, picking up our lap trays (we had our evening meal in bed) and saying, " Right. I'm off to wash up." Apparently normal people don't announce what they are about to do next. Apparently she hates my running commentary.

This was pointed out to her the same day by said nephew, who pointed out that he thinks its weird when people (at home or work) announce that they are going to the loo, going to the canteen, going for a walk, going to put some washing on, going to make a coffee, going to a meeting. My wife agrees with him.
I think it's weird not to.
But today I'm going to try not to announce anything.
When I go out to murder someone, I do not announce it.

Cotty

39,614 posts

285 months

Thursday 21st March
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snuffy said:
South: Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

North: Breakfast, dinner and tea.

Next people will be telling me a pikelet is a bloody crumpet!
Ok so why do southern schools have dinner ladies who serve a midday meal. Should they not be lunch ladies?

POIDH

820 posts

66 months

Thursday 21st March
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snuffy said:
South: Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

North: Breakfast, dinner and tea.

Next people will be telling me a pikelet is a bloody crumpet!
Sorry, but your explanation fails to take into account the regional application of the term 'supper'.

snuffy

9,816 posts

285 months

Thursday 21st March
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POIDH said:
snuffy said:
South: Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

North: Breakfast, dinner and tea.

Next people will be telling me a pikelet is a bloody crumpet!
Sorry, but your explanation fails to take into account the regional application of the term 'supper'.
That's a meal that you have later in the evening, after your tea (north), or dinner (south).

However, when you go out to eat in a restaurant in the north, you then go out for dinner, as opposed to going out for tea.

I'm now expecting southerns to state that the restaurants in the the north are so poor, that this point is moot anyway !


57Ford

4,074 posts

135 months

Thursday 21st March
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My 8 year old daughter struggled a bit with the breakfast, dinner/lunch, tea/dinner thing a few years ago because my sister lives down south in la-di-dah London and we go for meals out when she visits.
It’s a complete nightmare in our house too with my Irish wife and in-laws using their local terminology like press instead of cupboard.
More confusing was her struggle at the age of 5 with the analogue clock in a similar fashion to the Dave Allen sketch - 1 is 5, 2 is 10 and 3 is a quarter… biggrin

hidetheelephants

24,554 posts

194 months

Thursday 21st March
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JMGS4 said:
boxedin said:
JMGS4 said:
Latest faff... or just female "logic"???
t'other half complains that the bathroom sink is always messy, soap dried on the soap shelf etc... so she wants a wall mounted soap dish.
We go to all the outlets spending almost half a day finding one and buying one of which she approves. I put it up and use it... result methinks!?!?!? Far from it... she now leaves the soap on the side of the washbasin to dry and then puts it in the soap dish as she "doesn't want the soap dish messy""!!!! Wimmins "logic"!!!! FFS!!!!!
https://savont.de Magnetic soap.
Thought of that but "No!! It'll drip on the floor!"
Liquid/gel soap in a dispenser is the least terrible solution, an absurd 1st world one at that but it does avoid the schmooze that bars of soap inevitably leave.

5 In a Row

1,494 posts

228 months

Thursday 21st March
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57Ford said:
My 8 year old daughter struggled a bit with the breakfast, dinner/lunch, tea/dinner thing a few years ago because my sister lives down south in la-di-dah London and we go for meals out when she visits.
It’s a complete nightmare in our house too with my Irish wife and in-laws using their local terminology like press instead of cupboard.
More confusing was her struggle at the age of 5 with the analogue clock in a similar fashion to the Dave Allen sketch - 1 is 5, 2 is 10 and 3 is a quarter… biggrin
Cupboards are presses in my part of Scotland too but as far as I know its only applicable if your house is old and the storage space in question is shelved and approx 12-18 inches deep.

If you can walk into it then its a cupboard.

Unless its accessed from the kitchen in which case its a pantry.

57Ford

4,074 posts

135 months

Thursday 21st March
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Well you can definitely walk into our hot-press (airing cupboard).
I do try to adopt her terms so she feels more at home, but my referring to the fridge as the cold-press simply gains a withering look and rolled eyes. Girls eh? smile

5 In a Row

1,494 posts

228 months

Thursday 21st March
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I'm sure that's a cupboard you've got yourself there (you correctly identified the type as 'airing' biggrin)
Some re-education required fro your missus I suspect, and if you're brave enough.....

RustyMX5

7,091 posts

218 months

Thursday 21st March
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I normally get a giggle out of the missus when I'm mentioning the 'Police'. In her native tongue, the word police means shelf.

donkmeister

8,228 posts

101 months

Thursday 21st March
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CivicDuties said:
Stottie-ly ridiculous comment.
nono A roll, barm, bap etc is simply a handy format of bread to contain a filling.

Stottie, however, was placed on earth by the gods, to give purpose to bacon.