Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

Author
Discussion

Stan the Bat

8,921 posts

212 months

Sunday 24th March
quotequote all
donkmeister said:
gotoPzero said:
Watching a film last night... the usual faff.

It always takes us about 2 hours to watch the first 30 minutes.
How many marriages have been saved by the ability to pause films and live TV? 50% of the population don't realise just how useful that little button is to the sanity of their partner.
Two Tv's is the answer. yes

DocJock

8,357 posts

240 months

Monday 25th March
quotequote all
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,

tribbles

3,974 posts

222 months

Monday 25th March
quotequote all
DocJock said:
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,
Preferably without the grocer's apostrophe. But that's just my personal preference smile

Stan the Bat

8,921 posts

212 months

Monday 25th March
quotequote all
tribbles said:
DocJock said:
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,
Preferably without the grocer's apostrophe. But that's just my personal preference smile
I'm sorry , I should have spotted that. getmecoat

57Ford

4,037 posts

134 months

Monday 25th March
quotequote all
Stan the Bat said:
tribbles said:
DocJock said:
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,
Preferably without the grocer's apostrophe. But that's just my personal preference smile
I'm sorry , I should have spotted that. getmecoat
In this case, I’d uphold the use of the apostrophe as it marks the point of the missing letters ‘ision’. Can not - can’t, I will - I’ll etc…

Pit Pony

8,570 posts

121 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
57Ford said:
Stan the Bat said:
tribbles said:
DocJock said:
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,
Preferably without the grocer's apostrophe. But that's just my personal preference smile
I'm sorry , I should have spotted that. getmecoat
In this case, I’d uphold the use of the apostrophe as it marks the point of the missing letters ‘ision’. Can not - can’t, I will - I’ll etc…
In which case
televisions becomes t'v's
Lower case too?

CanAm

9,209 posts

272 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
57Ford said:
Stan the Bat said:
tribbles said:
DocJock said:
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,
Preferably without the grocer's apostrophe. But that's just my personal preference smile
I'm sorry , I should have spotted that. getmecoat
In this case, I’d uphold the use of the apostrophe as it marks the point of the missing letters ‘ision’. Can not - can’t, I will - I’ll etc…
I think yaw grasping at straw's hear Stan' . smile

donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
Stan the Bat said:
donkmeister said:
gotoPzero said:
Watching a film last night... the usual faff.

It always takes us about 2 hours to watch the first 30 minutes.
How many marriages have been saved by the ability to pause films and live TV? 50% of the population don't realise just how useful that little button is to the sanity of their partner.
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Not if you want to watch as a joint activity - Mrs D has pretty good taste so anything we both like, we watch together and won't watch separately. Rubbish like Bridgerton she watches and if I want to be in the same room I'll be doing stuff on my tablet. Likewise I've just made my way through Spooks, and she'll sit doing her stuff.

Stan the Bat

8,921 posts

212 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
CanAm said:
57Ford said:
Stan the Bat said:
tribbles said:
DocJock said:
Stan the Bat said:
Two Tv's is the answer. yes
Absolutely the correct answer,
Preferably without the grocer's apostrophe. But that's just my personal preference smile
I'm sorry , I should have spotted that. getmecoat
In this case, I’d uphold the use of the apostrophe as it marks the point of the missing letters ‘ision’. Can not - can’t, I will - I’ll etc…
I think yaw grasping at straw's hear Stan' . smile
It's not me grasping at straws.

I have seen the error of my ways. tongue out

Bungleaio

6,331 posts

202 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
donkmeister said:
CivicDuties said:
donkmeister said:
CivicDuties said:
Stottie-ly ridiculous comment.
nono A roll, barm, bap etc is simply a handy format of bread to contain a filling.

Stottie, however, was placed on earth by the gods, to give purpose to bacon.
My God I miss The Stottie Shop in Bowness. Bacon Cheese Burgers from there were one of the finest culinary experiences on the planet.
Burger in a stottie is something I've never tried, will add it to the list next time I'm in the north.

Arming oneself with a big wedge of stottie cake with plenty of butter and bacon or sausage in the middle, is the best way to experience the copious amounts of weather in County Durham.
You don't have to go all the way to the north, this is very good in the midlands https://stottiehinckley.co.uk

dandarez

13,282 posts

283 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
I must be the odd one out on here.
I said ages (years?) ago on this thread my wife doesn't faff about unnecessarily

It's still 'me' that faffs about unnecessarily! laugh

(About time the thread head was changed as it doesn't need a hyphen, it's one word)

djohnson

3,430 posts

223 months

Tuesday 26th March
quotequote all
Not really faffing but whenever Mrs J is involved in admin or finance it makes me concerned. So she booked our holiday fights, we set off yesterday but winds too high to land (Funchal, Madeira). Airline were great, they flew us to mainland Portugal, sorted transfers and accommodation for a night. All this co-ordinated via messages to Mrs J’s phone since she booked it. So we had the whole day to kill at the hotel before another flight at 18.30. Quite a few planes didn’t make it in today and hence we were potentially facing the same issue again. So we’re about to set off for airport when I ask Mrs J to check her phone to confirm no updates / cancellation from airline. She does so nothing no issues, but also noting that she’s not charged her phone, it’s on 4% battery and about to die. WTAF? So if we get stuck again all the messages about contingency planning would be going to a dead phone. Happily it was a 30 minute journey to the airport which gave her time to explain why her uncharged phone was actually my fault and that it really didn’t matter anyway.

CanAm

9,209 posts

272 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
djohnson said:
Not really faffing but whenever Mrs J is involved in admin or finance it makes me concerned. So she booked our holiday fights, we set off yesterday but winds too high to land (Funchal, Madeira). Airline were great, they flew us to mainland Portugal, sorted transfers and accommodation for a night. All this co-ordinated via messages to Mrs J’s phone since she booked it. So we had the whole day to kill at the hotel before another flight at 18.30. Quite a few planes didn’t make it in today and hence we were potentially facing the same issue again. So we’re about to set off for airport when I ask Mrs J to check her phone to confirm no updates / cancellation from airline. She does so nothing no issues, but also noting that she’s not charged her phone, it’s on 4% battery and about to die. WTAF? So if we get stuck again all the messages about contingency planning would be going to a dead phone. Happily it was a 30 minute journey to the airport which gave her time to explain why her uncharged phone was actually my fault and that it really didn’t matter anyway.
You could have put her SIM card in your (presumably fully charged) phone.

untakenname

4,969 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
Most modern phones are a faff to get the micro SIM card out of (plus most phones are now going to e-sim) and airlines usually give more details via their apps than via SMS these days as well so would likely have to download and sign into the app as well.

My other half is annoying, have today off so thought we'd go somewhere but she still hasn't even got ready yet and it's past midday.


djohnson

3,430 posts

223 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
CanAm said:
djohnson said:
Not really faffing but whenever Mrs J is involved in admin or finance it makes me concerned. So she booked our holiday fights, we set off yesterday but winds too high to land (Funchal, Madeira). Airline were great, they flew us to mainland Portugal, sorted transfers and accommodation for a night. All this co-ordinated via messages to Mrs J’s phone since she booked it. So we had the whole day to kill at the hotel before another flight at 18.30. Quite a few planes didn’t make it in today and hence we were potentially facing the same issue again. So we’re about to set off for airport when I ask Mrs J to check her phone to confirm no updates / cancellation from airline. She does so nothing no issues, but also noting that she’s not charged her phone, it’s on 4% battery and about to die. WTAF? So if we get stuck again all the messages about contingency planning would be going to a dead phone. Happily it was a 30 minute journey to the airport which gave her time to explain why her uncharged phone was actually my fault and that it really didn’t matter anyway.
You could have put her SIM card in your (presumably fully charged) phone.
It’s a good point I didn’t think of that (albeit I like to remain contactable myself in case there’s an issue in the business). I did try to add the flight to my app but it wouldn’t do it since I wasn’t the booker.

J4CKO

41,562 posts

200 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
Mine has a problem letting go of stuff, she doesnt want something which is unusual as most things will have some use at some point, but she cant just get rid of stuff.

Two old sewing machines came back from my grans and got stuck in a wardrobe, she already has a sewing machine and these werent as good but a whole cupboard taken up by them, she then decides after like 12 years and buying another one that she may not use two old ones when she has two already ones, and an industrial one at her mums.


So, we ask anyone who may need a 1970s sewing machine and nobody wants it, she says she will put it on eBay, they sit in the hall getting in the way for a month with no eBaying so I stick them on, but the advert wasnt good enough, the pictures showed part of a computer monitor in the background which wouldnt do so we spent an hour re-doing the adverts and deciding on the wording.

They sold yesterday for £2.20 each, which netted us £3.24, I have had to stay at home today as someone was picking one up, and the other is coming Friday, or could have binned them and saved the agro ?

Also a pile of jumble from her mums, I offered to take it to the charity shop but no, she needs to go through it, as it may have underwear in and she cant send that, that was two weeks ago and she hasnt gone through it.

I dont get it, just take it to the shop ffs, I offered, I have a bike with panniers and rack and its ideal to do that as its a pig to park, but no, we have to have a bag in the hall looking like its a back alley ffs.

She has had a box of stuff "for eBay" in our room for two years, another one has been stuck in my office now, but I get told to stop moaning if I say I want it moving, she has never eBayed anything I dont think, well without me doing all the legwork, ttting about posting a pair of shoes she got two quid for, paying for postage, taking them and standing in the post office.

Our bedroom looks like the library in Ghostbusters with the symetrical book stacking, I am considering a work to rule until my demands are met, I spent last weekend doing jobs she wanted doing, not doing it any more !

RedWhiteMonkey

6,857 posts

182 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
J4CKO said:
Mine has a problem letting go of stuff, she doesnt want something which is unusual as most things will have some use at some point, but she cant just get rid of stuff.

Two old sewing machines came back from my grans and got stuck in a wardrobe, she already has a sewing machine and these werent as good but a whole cupboard taken up by them, she then decides after like 12 years and buying another one that she may not use two old ones when she has two already ones, and an industrial one at her mums.


So, we ask anyone who may need a 1970s sewing machine and nobody wants it, she says she will put it on eBay, they sit in the hall getting in the way for a month with no eBaying so I stick them on, but the advert wasnt good enough, the pictures showed part of a computer monitor in the background which wouldnt do so we spent an hour re-doing the adverts and deciding on the wording.

They sold yesterday for £2.20 each, which netted us £3.24, I have had to stay at home today as someone was picking one up, and the other is coming Friday, or could have binned them and saved the agro ?

Also a pile of jumble from her mums, I offered to take it to the charity shop but no, she needs to go through it, as it may have underwear in and she cant send that, that was two weeks ago and she hasnt gone through it.

I dont get it, just take it to the shop ffs, I offered, I have a bike with panniers and rack and its ideal to do that as its a pig to park, but no, we have to have a bag in the hall looking like its a back alley ffs.

She has had a box of stuff "for eBay" in our room for two years, another one has been stuck in my office now, but I get told to stop moaning if I say I want it moving, she has never eBayed anything I dont think, well without me doing all the legwork, ttting about posting a pair of shoes she got two quid for, paying for postage, taking them and standing in the post office.

Our bedroom looks like the library in Ghostbusters with the symetrical book stacking, I am considering a work to rule until my demands are met, I spent last weekend doing jobs she wanted doing, not doing it any more !
Sewing machines, I feel your pain. In fairness my wife does do a lot of sewing but off the top of my head we have seven sewing machines at home (she used to run a sewing club and actually has another dozen machines in storage elsewhere). Despite that she is currently dropping hints that she needs a new one but I've insisted on a one in one out policy and she can't bring herself to bin any of the existing ones.

CanAm

9,209 posts

272 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
djohnson said:
It’s a good point I didn’t think of that (albeit I like to remain contactable myself in case there’s an issue in the business). I did try to add the flight to my app but it wouldn’t do it since I wasn’t the booker.
Luckily mine is dual sim. Maybe a possible answer for future trips is to book your flights separately on your own phones! smile

RizzoTheRat

25,165 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
CanAm said:
djohnson said:
It’s a good point I didn’t think of that (albeit I like to remain contactable myself in case there’s an issue in the business). I did try to add the flight to my app but it wouldn’t do it since I wasn’t the booker.
Luckily mine is dual sim. Maybe a possible answer for future trips is to book your flights separately on your own phones! smile
Or buy his wife a USB backup battery for her birthday.

donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Wednesday 27th March
quotequote all
RizzoTheRat said:
CanAm said:
djohnson said:
It’s a good point I didn’t think of that (albeit I like to remain contactable myself in case there’s an issue in the business). I did try to add the flight to my app but it wouldn’t do it since I wasn’t the booker.
Luckily mine is dual sim. Maybe a possible answer for future trips is to book your flights separately on your own phones! smile
Or buy his wife a USB backup battery for her birthday.
This. Sure it still needs to be charged, but you can do it a week before the trip and stick it in your carry-on.

They're handy things to have. I've lent mine to both Mrs D and my FIL for various hospital stays as convenient sockets are not necessarily a given. For a few years I even charged mine once a week on a smallish 12v solar power system in my workshop and used it all week to charge our phones each night.