Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

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csd19

2,196 posts

118 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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Hasbeen said:
Surely this is the wrong question.

Shouldn't it be, Anyone's wife not faff about un-necessarily.
No, because then it would be an extremely short thread...

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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bob-lad said:
WinstonWolf said:
nonsequitur said:
I've never made enough mess in an hotel to justify anything more than packing the morning I check out.
Never deposited a TV into the swimming pool? Rock and Roll !!

stewies_minion

1,166 posts

188 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Have not seen this one so far: Cleaning the house before the cleaner arrives!

(If of course you are fortunate enough to employ domestic help.)
I used to do this.

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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cossy400 said:
Shore said:
cossy400 said:
AHHH So "we" have been lumbered with babysitting the Stepsons dog, Today/tonight.

Step daughter, hears about this and decides she would like to go on a walk with and stop at the local for a drink, not the best weather for a pub garden but a drink is a drink.

SD: what time?

ME: ill get up go and food shop , breakfast etc and be ready for leaving at 1130.

SD: ok we are doing food shopping sunday so will be round early ish.


FAST FORWARD to today. I was out the house at 8am ish shopped up and back in an hour ish.

SDs boyfriend has just rang and said we are running late due to SD having not put her work uniform in the wash last night and the washing machine hasn't finished yet so it needs to be hung out...

My reply of well were leaving at 12 has gone down like a lead balloon, I work away most of the week, so or thou it may sound anal I try and plan my weekends like a military operation, so I can get as much done and still have some me time. SD had a half day yesterday.....


And just a moan now about MRS400, step son has moved out last weekend, so in the summer and nothing is set in stone as of yet her mother and auntie would like to come stay for a week.

SO now she thinks that tomorrow we should be going and buying a new mattress for the stepsons old bed ready for when they come up........... which isn't even in the diary yet and wont be till after the end of may when we go down there for the bank holiday.

Appen if they all start on me on this walk, the couple will turn in a day session and they can stuff it.
Time to start dating your step daughter im afraid.
They arrived we left just after 12, 1 and a half hrs walking the dog, ended up in the local 6 pints later me ad MRS400 having a discussion over stayin and eating at the pub or walking back and her cooking some fillet we had brought.

The fillet was grand even thou shes not shut up about it and hows shes cooked it after a bottle of wine blah blah lol
You took meat to the pub?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Have all the wives stopped faffing? Are they on a break, or even hibernating?

Edited by nonsequitur on Tuesday 23 May 19:56

CanAm

9,252 posts

273 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Not mine, and I'm sure it must have been mentioned earlier, but the old biddy in front of me in Tesco, who waited until the assistant asked for the £5 (or whatever her fags cost) before rummaging in the depths of her bag for her purse and then standing there for another few minutes putting it all back in her bag again.
(TADTS)

briangriffin

1,587 posts

169 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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The term life is short really does apply to men doesn't it, think about it we spend all our childhood delayed due to our mothers faffing, if you have a sister you get that added in, then you get a gf/wife subjected to even more faffing and then you die before them.

Anyone done the sums on how much we lose due to faffing?

A brilliant one from my missus is starting a conversation and then taking forever to get what she wants to say out so I somehow end up deciphering what she's trying to say and finish her sentence for her so basically end up telling myself a story.

The surprise of getting to the car and needing keys, going on a journey needing a sat nav, and me giving a few days notice that we leave for somewhere at a specific time also somehow comes as a shock as big as aliens landing.....

This is why there's such a thing as alcohol lol

Bullett

10,889 posts

185 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Not faffing as such.

I come back to the table with some drinks. And she says " tell that story about x,y,z were a and b did c, it's so funny"
Me "not, much point now is there...."


Mound Dawg

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1,915 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Have all the wives stopped faffing? Are they on a break, or even hibernating?
Sadly no. Just back from two weeks in Mallorca with Her Royal Sweetiness, the Princess of Faff.

I too took refuge in alcohol.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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I'm going to bookmark this thread for when I'm thinking of doing something foolish and need to be reminded that I don't want to move a woman in with me or get married a third time hehe

VEX

5,256 posts

247 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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I cheat a little.

I have set the main clock she uses forward by about 10mins, to reduce her faff time.

I also used to tell her a depart time 30mins before we actually needed to leave, hummmm, must reinstate that one.

Also, who gets the 'I can be quick in the shower' but it always, without fail takes 1hr if not 90mins, regardless of leisurely or rush.


VGTICE

1,003 posts

88 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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What about running around like a headless chicken? Something (like preparing for next day) that would take me to two max three changes of position in the house takes her sometimes 10 times more because she didn't think it through beforehand. Every freaking day.

crmcatee

5,697 posts

228 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Mrs crmcatee's bug bear of mine is exact change.

Paying for anything, anywhere she waits till she knows the total; finds her purse in her bag then proceeds to count out the exact change because she's got a ton of spare change in the purse and holding up the line. My suggestion of 'here's a fiver' that'll do will be met with the normal response of 'I've got it here and it helps me get rid of the loose change'.

She wouldn't have loose change if she did what I did - pay for things using notes or £1 then take all the loose change that's in your pocket and stick it into loose change jars I have at home which gives you a bonus when you count them all up.

I guess carrying all that change, justifies the purse when then justifies the bag.

robinessex

11,072 posts

182 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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My last loose change bottle yielded £1350

FoxtrotOscar1

712 posts

110 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Waiting on the Mrs to finish faffing and actually get into the car - infuriating.

Although, getting to meeting point and the other party running late... Really does not bother me. Even if I'm waiting 20min. Just look around, wander.

Monkeylegend

26,471 posts

232 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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We have our grandson over most Friday nights and without fail my other half will cook frozen Birds Eye peas for him which you can pop in boiling water direct from the freezer about 5 mins before dinner.

He has his dinner around 7pm after his kick boxing. My other half puts the peas on no later than 11 am and leaves then simmering in the saucepan for at least an hour, then they sit for the remaining 7 hours in a covered up cereal bowl before being zapped in the microwave at 18.55.

She often has to have two attempts as she forgets and the saucepan boils dry about 11.30 so she ends up with her version of black eyed peas.

The reason being he doesn't like his peas hard, they have to be soft.

I love our Friday rituals.

robinessex

11,072 posts

182 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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My wife cooks the evening dinner in the middle of the afternoon. Thus it heads for the Microwave to make it warm for consumption. Which often ruins it, making it nearly inedible. The annoying thing is, she actually a good cook. My cooking efforts result in lovely warm fresh hot food in front of you when you sit down.

RC1807

12,555 posts

169 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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robinessex said:
My wife cooks the evening dinner in the middle of the afternoon. Thus it heads for the Microwave to make it warm for consumption. Which often ruins it, making it nearly inedible. The annoying thing is, she actually a good cook. My cooking efforts result in lovely warm fresh hot food in front of you when you sit down.
She's not stupid, she's just waiting for you to take over the cooking, innit.




Shore

412 posts

89 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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When you fart and the misses is covering her nose and refuses to get in the car. Just suck it up and enjoy the smell while it lasts.

Mound Dawg

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1,915 posts

175 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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crmcatee said:
Mrs crmcatee's bug bear of mine is exact change.

Paying for anything, anywhere she waits till she knows the total; finds her purse in her bag then proceeds to count out the exact change because she's got a ton of spare change in the purse and holding up the line. My suggestion of 'here's a fiver' that'll do will be met with the normal response of 'I've got it here and it helps me get rid of the loose change'.

She wouldn't have loose change if she did what I did - pay for things using notes or £1 then take all the loose change that's in your pocket and stick it into loose change jars I have at home which gives you a bonus when you count them all up.

I guess carrying all that change, justifies the purse when then justifies the bag.
Mrs Dawg does this all the time. We stopped in the corner shop so she could buy a 99p bottle of Coke and she stood there laboriously counting the exact change whilst ignoring several Pound coins.