Anyone else's wife faff about un-necessarily?

[TooMany2cvs]

her: What do you fancy eating tonight?
me: Dunno. What about you?
her: I dunno. You choose.
me: No real preference. What we got in the fridge?
her: <huff> I always have to make all the decisions!

[FoxtrotOscar1]

TooMany2cvs said:

her: What do you fancy eating tonight?
me: Dunno. What about you?
her: I dunno. You choose.
me: No real preference. What we got in the fridge?
her: <huff> I always have to make all the decisions!

Every night.

What do you fancy for dinner?

FO: Anything, what needs used?

Hmmm, no I don't want that....... What about xyz.

FO: Yea, that's fine.

Or what about. abc and def? Or efg?

FO: xyz is fine.

No, I'm making pqrs

[Shakermaker]

FoxtrotOscar1 said:

Every night.

What do you fancy for dinner?

FO: Anything, what needs used?

Hmmm, no I don't want that....... What about xyz.

FO: Yea, that's fine.

Or what about. abc and def? Or efg?

FO: xyz is fine.

No, I'm making pqrs

tuv would be the better option

[Bullett]

Me: What do you want for dinner
Her: Anything, I don't care
Me: How about TUVW?
Her: I don't want that.
Me: ffs

I don't ask her anymore, like the kids she eats it or she goes hungry.

[Bobberoo99]

DRFC1879 said:

Booberoo, how did you get here? There's a nice, soothing glass of absinthe waiting for you in the refectory.

Thanks DRFC1879 I needed that pint of absinthe!!!!

[.:ian:.]

Shakermaker said:

FoxtrotOscar1 said:

Every night.

What do you fancy for dinner?

FO: Anything, what needs used?

Hmmm, no I don't want that....... What about xyz.

FO: Yea, that's fine.

Or what about. abc and def? Or efg?

FO: xyz is fine.

No, I'm making pqrs

tuv would be the better option

How about a nice big plate of CSV?

[kowalski655]

Bobberoo99 said:

..snip... Ask her to make a decision, FAFF,
her:- well, what do you want to do/watch/eat,
me:- well I fancy that,
her:- uuuhhhhh no I don't want/fancy that,
me:- ok then, what about blah, blah, blah (long list of alternatives!!)
her:- nah, not sure what I want/fancy/need/desire, what do you want?
me:- AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS! This is my wife to a T. She thinks she is trying to please ME by choosing a place to eat I like which she may hate but then she bhes about it,so I cant win

Anyone got the number of a good hitman?

[Bobberoo99]

kowalski655 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

..snip... Ask her to make a decision, FAFF,
her:- well, what do you want to do/watch/eat,
me:- well I fancy that,
her:- uuuhhhhh no I don't want/fancy that,
me:- ok then, what about blah, blah, blah (long list of alternatives!!)
her:- nah, not sure what I want/fancy/need/desire, what do you want?
me:- AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS! This is my wife to a T. She thinks she is trying to please ME by choosing a place to eat I like which she may hate but then she bhes about it,so I cant win

Anyone got the number of a good hitman?

Does she also do this?:-
me upon walking down to meet her after work:- I haven't started tea yet.
her:- Is that because you want a takeaway?
me:- Uhhhh, no I just haven't started tea.
her:- Yeah it's cos you want a takeaway!!!
me:- NO I just haven't started tea, I've been busy (although now all I can think about is a takeaway!!)
her:- go on you know you really want one!!!
me:- Oh alright lets get a takeaway then!!
her:- What do you fancy??
Oh come on you all know where this goes now don't you!?!?!?!?

[Shore]

Bobberoo99 said:

Does she also do this?:-
me upon walking down to meet her after work:- I haven't started tea yet.
her:- Is that because you want a takeaway?
me:- Uhhhh, no I just haven't started tea.
her:- Yeah it's cos you want a takeaway!!!
me:- NO I just haven't started tea, I've been busy (although now all I can think about is a takeaway!!)
her:- go on you know you really want one!!!
me:- Oh alright lets get a takeaway then!!
her:- What do you fancy??
Oh come on you all know where this goes now don't you!?!?!?!?

I think you need to remind your wife that as a woman it is her duty to make tea. Some women these days have no disclipine.

[Bobberoo99]

Shore said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Does she also do this?:-
me upon walking down to meet her after work:- I haven't started tea yet.
her:- Is that because you want a takeaway?
me:- Uhhhh, no I just haven't started tea.
her:- Yeah it's cos you want a takeaway!!!
me:- NO I just haven't started tea, I've been busy (although now all I can think about is a takeaway!!)
her:- go on you know you really want one!!!
me:- Oh alright lets get a takeaway then!!
her:- What do you fancy??
Oh come on you all know where this goes now don't you!?!?!?!?

I think you need to remind your wife that as a woman it is her duty to make tea. Some women these days have no disclipine.

tried that once, it didn't end well!!!!!!
Unfortunately I finish work at 2pm so I have the time to do this stuff, couple that with the fact I actually enjoy cooking and that she's going through a particularly tough time at the moment, it all adds up to mahooooosive brownie points to be cashed in at a later date!!!

[Pothole]

Bobberoo99 said:

Shore said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Does she also do this?:-
me upon walking down to meet her after work:- I haven't started tea yet.
her:- Is that because you want a takeaway?
me:- Uhhhh, no I just haven't started tea.
her:- Yeah it's cos you want a takeaway!!!
me:- NO I just haven't started tea, I've been busy (although now all I can think about is a takeaway!!)
her:- go on you know you really want one!!!
me:- Oh alright lets get a takeaway then!!
her:- What do you fancy??
Oh come on you all know where this goes now don't you!?!?!?!?

I think you need to remind your wife that as a woman it is her duty to make tea. Some women these days have no disclipine.

tried that once, it didn't end well!!!!!!
Unfortunately I finish work at 2pm so I have the time to do this stuff, couple that with the fact I actually enjoy cooking and that she's going through a particularly tough time at the moment, it all adds up to mahooooosive brownie points to be cashed in at a later date!!!

Gentlemen! Please remember where you are. Tea is not a meal, it is a drink, sometimes accompanied by a snack, taken in the middle of the afternoon.

[Bobberoo99]

Pothole said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Shore said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Does she also do this?:-
me upon walking down to meet her after work:- I haven't started tea yet.
her:- Is that because you want a takeaway?
me:- Uhhhh, no I just haven't started tea.
her:- Yeah it's cos you want a takeaway!!!
me:- NO I just haven't started tea, I've been busy (although now all I can think about is a takeaway!!)
her:- go on you know you really want one!!!
me:- Oh alright lets get a takeaway then!!
her:- What do you fancy??
Oh come on you all know where this goes now don't you!?!?!?!?

I think you need to remind your wife that as a woman it is her duty to make tea. Some women these days have no disclipine.

tried that once, it didn't end well!!!!!!
Unfortunately I finish work at 2pm so I have the time to do this stuff, couple that with the fact I actually enjoy cooking and that she's going through a particularly tough time at the moment, it all adds up to mahooooosive brownie points to be cashed in at a later date!!!

Gentlemen! Please remember where you are. Tea is not a meal, it is a drink, sometimes accompanied by a snack, taken in the middle of the afternoon.

It really depends on which end of the country you're from, down sarf it's breakfast, lunch and tea!!!

[Rawwr]

Breakfast, lunch and dinner, unless you're a monkey.

[Shakermaker]

Bobberoo99 said:

It really depends on which end of the country you're from, down sarf it's breakfast, lunch and tea!!!

It most certainly is not.

[cbmotorsport]

Me: It's Friday, shall we get a take away?
Her: Yes, why not.
Me: Ok, you choose love.
Her: No you choose, I always choose.
Me: Ok, I really fancy a curry!
Her: No I don't fancy a curry.
Me Ok, I could go for Thai?
Her: No not Thai.
Me: You choose then love.
Her: No it's up to you.

Aggggggh!

[Cotty]

Rawwr said:

Breakfast, lunch and dinner, unless you're a monkey.

So why do you get dinner ladies at school, not lunch ladies

[Bobberoo99]

Cotty said:

Rawwr said:

Breakfast, lunch and dinner, unless you're a monkey.

So why do you get dinner ladies at school, not lunch ladies

Correct!!! Southampton born and err, well dragged up I spose!!! Breakfast dinner and tea!!! So there!!!

[Mound Dawg]

Breakfast, dinner and tea in Wales. And "Ambiwlans".

Back on topic, We're off to Ibiza tomorrow so Mrs Dawg has had the day off to pack our cases.

So naturally I'll get home later to find the pile of clothes I left out still where I left them.

But she'll have beautifully painted toenails...

[nonsequitur]

Rawwr said:

Breakfast, lunch and dinner, unless you're a monkey.

Surely dinner is the mid-day meal?

[Monkeylegend]

nonsequitur said:

Rawwr said:

Breakfast, lunch and dinner, unless you're a monkey.

Surely dinner is the mid-day meal?

I can confirm you are both incorrect