Do you wear pants?

Poll: Do you wear pants?

Total Members Polled: 245

Never, I like my meat Free Range.: 3%
Always - I mean what if you pooped yourself?: 22%
Always - I like to be supported.: 63%
Most of the time.: 10%
Hardly ever.: 2%
Author
Discussion

StuTheGrouch

5,735 posts

163 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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menguin said:
I voted for always. What kind of monsters are we dealing with here? I would like to add a caveat - boxers, not pants. This isn't the 1920s.
I thought the same. Is this country really that bad that people can no longer afford underwear? Do we need to hold a rock concert to raise awareness of the absolute animals that live among us in underwear poverty?

Why wouldn't you wear pants/boxers/thong/whatever??

Otispunkmeyer

12,606 posts

156 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Kermit power said:
I'm relieved to see that 85% of people so far have voted for always!!

A quick flash from a nice young lady in a short skirt who has foregone coverage is a pleasing thought. A bloke with his knackers hanging down his leg in baggy shorts is the polar opposite!
https://youtu.be/hkH8U1Qd0Ic

bazza white

3,562 posts

129 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Jockey shorts\trunks so you get the support of pants yet the freedom of boxers.



Oystercatcher

481 posts

203 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Most of the time, except for under cycling shorts (as above) and when I'm wearing my kilt wink

downthepub

1,373 posts

207 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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American or British?

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Well, I'm in the 62nd percentile. There undoubtedly something uplifting about a refreshing breeze around the fork. However, my suspensory ligaments say different.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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I was on a elevator and a girl in front had white jeans on.

I looked down and saw skid marks, therefore I always wear them lest I embarrass myself.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

138 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.

So

26,304 posts

223 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Is it wrong to wear the thong?

Likes Fast Cars

2,772 posts

166 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Always do, I had a go at commando some years ago but that ended in disaster after a night out. Please don't even try to imagine what happened....

So

26,304 posts

223 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Is it wrong to wear the thong with hair bouffant?

RemaL

24,973 posts

235 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Mr Roper said:
PH gets weirder and weirder every day.
What i thought

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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RemaL said:
Mr Roper said:
PH gets weirder and weirder every day.
What i thought
Yet you both posted a reply in the topic, thereby ensuring it now appears in your "My Stuff" feed?

Odder yet!

wobble

menguin

3,764 posts

222 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Neither suggested they didn't like the fact that it's getting weirder...

Likes Fast Cars

2,772 posts

166 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Makes a difference to all the right wing / left wing cracks over on a few of the threads.