Dating an older woman

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techiedave said:

CS Garth said:

The chance of scrotal contact is too high - and if there is one thing that is going to set this whole tinder box FUBAR it’s that.

Not necessarily if a portable plasterboard panel could be mounted on wheels and moved to the side of the bed. The woman could partake of a second participant without actual contact between male A and male B
The OP may feel a bit foolish standing behind some plasterboard with his todger wedged through a hole but may also find it exciting

Plasterboard isn't very strong so you must be a weak err 'thruster' Dave

P.s. WTF are you on about

[alorotom]

csd19 said:

Spitroast would avoid the need to nut-bashing or bedroom DIY, Shirley? And the OP could then high-five his boss to show no hard feelings, although the eye contact may be a bit uncomfortable.

This is the correct answer ... and in fairness locking eyes when so-compromised could create a rather “unique bond”

[Monkeylegend]

If ever there was a case of it not being wise to poo on your own doorstep this could be it

You need to find another job Baz.

[Triumph Man]

crofty1984 said:

I'd start looking for another job. Might as well keep banging your ex while you're at it.

Indeed. Never dip your pen in company ink.

[Wacky Racer]

Spare tyre said:

Will cost more in birthday cake candles

[jackofall84]

This is a superb example of why only to take motoring advice from the PH massive and not to ask for advice on your life love (especially when it's a majority of men who think with little head first and big head later) . Reading back through most of the pages and it's full of everyone telling the OP to go for it purely based on the age difference and the fact he'll get some good life lessons in the sack. Not one person thought about the whole...you work with this person and it could get ugly!

Here we are about 2 years later and the OP's life has taken a sudden turn for the worse...based on the excellent love advice he received on this forum. A lesson for all here

I hope the situation improves OP and at the very least, the bedroom fun outweighs the new problems it has brought.

[xjay1337]

jackofall84 said:

This is a superb example of why only to take motoring advice from the PH massive and not to ask for advice on your life love (especially when it's a majority of men who think with little head first and big head later) . Reading back through most of the pages and it's full of everyone telling the OP to go for it purely based on the age difference and the fact he'll get some good life lessons in the sack. Not one person thought about the whole...you work with this person and it could get ugly!

Here we are about 2 years later and the OP's life has taken a sudden turn for the worse...based on the excellent love advice he received on this forum. A lesson for all here

I hope the situation improves OP and at the very least, the bedroom fun outweighs the new problems it has brought.

I mean..... it COULD have been good, right?

OP - was the lessons in the sack worth the aggro?